Some of my favourite strips on this here site involve the parodying of motion pictures, and so I have decided to make this the theme for this comic competition.

You can do any film related strip you like, from boiling a films plot down to three panels, doing deleted scenes, generally taking the piss out of the movie, simple references to flicks, use of dialogue, characters, ribbing actors, etc.

I was thinking of doing an 80s themed contest to take that decade down a peg or two, so bonus points, large shoulder pads, and bad hair styles may be awarded if you choose a film from that era.

I will allow up to two examples of previous work for those that have already struck comedy gold in this field, but would appreciate some new stuff aswell.

Judging will be in about a weeks time. Enjoy.

Passing time in the Jungle by TheGovernor 1-14-03

Did you bring it? Yeah, Did you bring yours? Yeah, lets get started then Luke, I am your father. Join me and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!!! No, I'll never join you!

Aw shit. I have a bunch of old comics for this one, but the first one's new.

Movies for People With No Attention Span: Breakfast Club by theburninator 2-18-08

Have you ever... done it... with a boy? Leave her alone, Bender! I'm gonna kick your ass! Boys would like you if you put on way too much makeup, and wore this ridiculous dress that I just happen to have with me. Really? We're all friends now! But I'm still a nerd.

Movies for People With No Attention Span: F&L in Las Vegas by theburninator 1-10-08

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things! Won't be long now, before they tear us to shreds. ...Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Just another freak in the freak kingdom.

Movies by People Who Never Saw Them: Waterworld by theburninator 12-15-07

I'm Kevin Costner.

Movies for People With No Attention Span: Clerks

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

by theburninator, 12-13-07

Movies for People With No Attention Span: Fight Club by theburninator 10-04-05

Let's beat each other up for fun. Alright. Crap, we're the same dude. I'm everything you wish you were. You met me at a very strange time in my life.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Crap, I didn't notice you said only two old entries - disregard the Fear and Loathing and Fight Club ones.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Every Horror Movie Made in the Eighties (CC 381) by theburninator 2-18-08

This place looks great for a quiet weekend. That guy who said it's haunted is just stupid! I'm going to go take a shower, so I can show my boobs! Tee-hee! Hey, man, wanna smoke some grass? Sure, bro! I called you "bro" to prove that I'm truly "from the streets" and not just the token black guy who will be dead soon!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

CC 381- My Tutor (1983) by christopher7murphy 2-18-08

Bobby. I have hired a tutor to get you through your high school french class. Boing! I want you to keep your hormones in check! Do you understand me? Yes, mother. Oboy, oboy! I'm gonna have my very own french tutor! Honk Honk! Oui?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Soylent Matrix by ZMannZilla 12-24-07

What is The Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into... this. DURACELL IS PEOPLE!!! IT'S PEOPLE!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

cc381: Ferris Bueller Ending by mandingo 2-18-08

you're still here?... ...it's over... ...go home... ... ...go. finally. that was starting to remind me of the 2 hours it took to convince that retarded girl to put her Gummi Bears into my pants pocket, way deep down Ferris! Doc? what are you doing here? it's your kids, Ferris! and Rooney! and hot oils! you gotta come back with me, Ferris! back to the future!

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what if nigger meant kite

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"The Godfather" on the Planet of the Horses

Aaaaaaaah!

by DrMorton, 2-18-08

How the movie should have been: The Right Stuff by RedfeatheR 2-18-08

Do you have the stuff? What stuff? The Right Stuff Do I write what? NO! Not write, Right! Third Base!!!

cc381: Deleted Scene from Memento by mandingo 2-19-08

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around! 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

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what if nigger meant kite

Ben Affleck vs. Ben Affleck by biped 3-15-07

I oughtta fucking KILL you for making "Gigli." I oughtta fucking DESTROY you for "Pearl Harbor." Grrr...fuckin' rip out yer stupid.... Grrrr...fuckin' chop off yer stinkin'... URRRGGGH!!! UNNNNGHH!!! SUCK IT!!! SUCK...IT!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! ARRRRRGH!!! SLAM IT!!! I SAID FUCKING SLAM IT, YOU BITCH!!!

SLING BLADE TOO:THE BEGINNING starring Dakota Fanning by biped 9-17-06

Mmhhh...I reckon I just kilt my mother and Jessie Dixon with a Kaiser blade. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade, mmm-hmm. I'm GAY! LA-LA-LA! Let's go cavorting, sweetie-pie! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! I just been out a-cavortin' with a gay feller, mmm-hmm. I reckon I better confess on it afore the Good Lord gits mad 'n' sends me ta Hades, mmm-hmm. Guess what? I'm THE WOLF MAN!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Braveheart as brought to you by Quentin Tarantino in six panels

Starring Nicholas Cage as William Wallace, Christopher Walken as King Edward the Longshanks, and Rosie O'Donnell as Hamish

Pulp Braveheart with Bonus Deleted Scenes! by AngryAmerican 2-19-08

(Bagpipe Music In Background) So's all we're sayin is give us a taste man! Some lands, some Titles fall our way and we're yer niggahs! Do you realize how fucking gay my son is! I want you to betray that bitch Wallace. I'm gonna get biblical on his ass. (Bagpipe Music In Background) Son, I was killed 4 minutes after you were conceived. Such is the lot of the Scot people under Longshanks rule! I must free my people! Scotland must be free! (Bagpipe Music In Background) I have returned home at last. Now to live in peace, start farming and raise a family S'ah right by me, Joe!

Pulp Braveheart the Conclusion by AngryAmerican 2-19-08

(Bagpipe Music in Background) We did it William! We destroyed their whole Northern Army and sacked York! Our people are fiercely independent! It is they who support me not the so called "nobles"! (Bagpipe Music in Background) They'll torture you! you must take this potion, it will numb the pain! No, I like to be tortured with a clear mind. It helps me think. Now what should i scream out when they pull my guts out? Hmmm... (Really Loud Bagpipe Music in Background) Ye betrayed us before Bruce. Why should we trust you again now that Wallace is dead? I've got a kick ass speech.

Pulp Braveheart Deleted Scenes by AngryAmerican 2-19-08

CUT! CUT! How did a black guy get in with the 'Angry Scottish Villagers'? I don't know, boss. I mean he's just so Fucking dainty ya know? So lispy and..and..fucking queer, right? I fucking hate him so much. CUT!

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Kill Whitey.

theburninator

I set the limit because I know there are a lot of good movie comics on here, and Ive read most of them so I wanted people to cherry pick their best ones, as well as to encourage some new comics.

Im not going to be strict about it, so ne worries.  

CC:381 Highlander by El_Phen 2-19-08

There can be only one! Have at thee. Eat penguin shit you arse-raping cum-bucket! Fuck. That did not go well. Best two out of three?

The Matrix: Revisited by The_young_scot 2-19-08

Hello............ Mr. Reeves. Are you here to...... sign on for the sequels........ Mr. Reeves? Weaving....... I'm not sure. What if I can't? What if I fail? You've already made the choice..... Mr. Reeves. You must simply understand why You already know what I'll say? What about free will? Why Mr. Reeves!! Why! why! why do you persist in asking so many questions? Because I choose to

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

this was the topic i was going to make the first time i won a CC.

 I now have no reason to not only post on CC, but live.  Thanks alot Governor.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

PS

 

Donny Darko Casting Line

by Shaneo39, 2-18-08

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Remember Abe Vigoda Theatre? Neither do I, but I did some strips...

Abe Vigoda Theatre : The Matrix by finn34 2-25-06

Welcome to the desert of the real Woah! That is the sound of fate, Mr. Anderson... The sound of your death... Woah. You can't be dead. Because I love you. Woah.

Abe Vigoda Theatre : Memento by finn34 10-23-05

!uoy llik I !eiD !G nhoJ er'uoY !ON My wife was killed by John G. I'm gonna kill him. You're John G! Die! I kill you! NO!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

CC 381- 'Blue' Thunder (1983)

Fuckin' -KABOOOM- helecopter! tsk-tsk Such language!

by christopher7murphy, 2-19-08

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

CC 381- You're a Book Store, Aintcha? by christopher7murphy 2-19-08

* Translation: Do you have 'The Princess Bride' by William Goldman? (*) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad. * Translation: What the hell is the matter with you? Do I have to take my business elsewhere? (*) First things first, to the death. No. To the pain. * Translation: Help! I think she sniffed too much ink! Never go in against a Book Store clerk when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... (*) INCONCEIVABLE.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

The Cinema Queue by lima 11-08-06

'Clerks 2' opens today. God I hate Kevin Smith Always with the shit films and the dire script and the tired jokes. I'll bet it opens with a defence of his last godforsaken film. It'll be some exagerrated portrayal of a pretentious armchair film critic, standing in line at the cinema and talking loudly about how juvenile Kevin Smith films are... And the guy in front will do something hilarious like turn round and punch him in the face. And... CUT

CC 381: Planet of the ...

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Abes!!

by umfumdisi, 2-20-08

CC 381: Abe & Abe's Excellent Adventure

Abe, we've got to go back in time, find some famous old dudes and finish our report. We are famous old dudes!

by umfumdisi, 2-20-08

CC 381: Curious George by umfumdisi 2-20-08

George, your Vice-President shot some dude in the face! Ooh, ooh, oog. George, your military is bogged down in the Middle East! Ah, ah! George, you shit on the Kyoto Protocol! Oog-ah, oog-ah!

CC 381: Groundhog Shack by umfumdisi 2-20-08

Here we are at Bushwood Knob eagerly awaiting the first glimpse of Bushwood Bob. I'm gonna get that wascally wodent. Here we are again at Bushwood Knob awash with anticipation over the arrival of Bushwood Bob. Nice to meet you, I'm Chevy Chase. Here we are yet again ... Bushwood Knob ... Cinderella story, a young gopher, out of nowhere, rising to fame and glory -- somebody kill me. I see evidence of WGDs ... Weapons of Grass Detruction!

Clearly, Abe should have his own contest.

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