--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
This is only semi-truthful, because I never actually watch the debates. In fact, I pretty much have no interest in being in any involved in the political process.
--- what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again
I would like to thank RedfeatheR and all voters, also those who did not vote for me (who allegedly are the majority - but who cares?). My first act as the new winner is to host the next OPC competition, which is likely to commence soon.
Anyone who feels he's the true winner of this competition is welcome to become vice president (which means they will have no say but at least the chance to win the Nobel Peace Prize one day).