--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
Today, Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama crashed into each other, and formed Oprah Winfrey. Their inner children, still intact, argue within this new Democratic uber-candidate...
You klutz! You got your irrational minority sympathy in my uphill gender struggle!
Pffft... More like you got your over-rated rich bitch in my uphill cultural struggle!
This is only semi-truthful, because I never actually watch the debates. In fact, I pretty much have no interest in being in any involved in the political process.
--- what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again
I want our tax dollars to be invested in America, not a war.
As the debates go on, the distinctions between the two Democratic candidates become less distinct, to the point where it's nearly a dead heat because people don't see where the two differ.
Here now we reveal what is different between the two Democrats.
I want our tax dollars to be invested in America, not a war.
I want our tax dollars to be invested in America, not a war.
As the debates go on, the distinctions between the two Democratic candidates become less distinct, to the point where it's nearly a dead heat because people don't see where the two differ.
Here now we tell what qualification each has for coming into office.
I'm a female who knows govermnent well. And I'm not George Bush.
I'm black and fresh to politics. And I'm not George Bush.
I would like to thank RedfeatheR and all voters, also those who did not vote for me (who allegedly are the majority - but who cares?). My first act as the new winner is to host the next OPC competition, which is likely to commence soon.
Anyone who feels he's the true winner of this competition is welcome to become vice president (which means they will have no say but at least the chance to win the Nobel Peace Prize one day).
