I present The Boob BTC Contest. (Left or right...your choice)

 I'll keep the contest open until at least five people have entered. so this may take years to vote on. 

BTC #78 Template (Boobage) by christopher7murphy 11-09-06

Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Anime Is Fucked Up (BTC 78) by theburninator 9-28-08

HIIIIII-YA!!! AAAOOOOWWWW!! YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!! Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

Certainly not my best work... but I think I may still be able to secure a strong place in the rankings.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

BTC 78: Farm Film Celebrity Boob Job by biped 10-09-08

The doctor ran out of silcone, so he filled me with nitroglycerin. Nitroglycerin? But isn't that substance highly volati-- YAAAAAAA!!! Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I made these two episodes of the A.R.B Collection for this contest. I hope they're made using the rules, or do you have to use the template? Don't answer that.

The A.R.B Collection- #125 by Beeko180 10-10-08

Hey, change the channel to FOX8 so we can watch "Rudest News Reporters". We're entering a comic competition. Shut up! Are you serious?! Here is a piece from a news report in 1968 which after the broadcast a man was fired. Now, back to you Tom. But before we show our next story, what do you think about our previous story? Your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear" What does that have to do anything?! Well you see it's everything. If your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear", that will mean that your wrong "talent" is bigger than your right "talent".

The A.R.B Collection #126: It's Translated! by Beeko180 10-10-08

The traditional "Village of the drunk" greeting is DAWOO........... dooga doogy DAWOOO Dab dab dabb-dabba dabby dab da-da-da-duh da-dadadadum. DAWOOO..... dabby daddoodles dabb dab da da dah duuuuuuuh????? Translation........ Oh, hi, how are you da-la valvay? Well, you know me. Trying to avoid couples tension between me and my wife due to her latest set of transplants. Do You know what I mean? Discussion, continuing in translation..........  y-  I don't care.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

BTC 78: Senior Jugs by deathtoradio 10-20-08

Daddy, why is grandma crying out by the car? Well, son, let's just say swingin' utters and closing car doors don't mix. Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

Awww come on! I said I would leave this contest open until at least five people enter it. Can't ONE more person enter it so I can declare biped the winner?

Oh well..everyone gets a good just for playing the boob game.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

 Even though I've already entered I thought I'd just put one in for ya.

BTC by Beeko180 11-01-08

Wow I'm glad that wasn't one of mine.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

BTC by HCRoyall 2-26-09

... by snarling rabid limpets. In other news, the bank robber that had held the states of Montana, Hawaii, and Rhode Island in a grip of terror has been caught. The robber, famous for wearing a clown costume in his robberies, was unmasked and identified as Janet Jackson's breast. Not the breast uncovered at the famed Half-time show, but the other one. Ms. Jackson refused to comment, and her lawyer claims that she is shocked and appalled by her breast's behavior. Motive in undetermined at this point, but psychologists believe it was acting out in order to get the same attention as its counterpart. No word on whether Ms. Jackson will face legal issues herself. In a related story, scientists are baffled as to how a breast was able to separate itself from the body and perform such acts at all. Wow. I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 78: MyBoob by lima 4-17-09

...and in internet news, web giant MySpace is taking various copycat websites to court over identity theft and fraud. This picture here shows the distortion that is applied to the uploaded MySpace pictures of African-American females on grotesque parody site MyFace. Wait a minute... thats me... MyWaist does a similar thing, as seen here Wow...I'm glad that wasn't MyBoob.

BTC #78 Shock Therapist by Namgubed 5-11-09

*CLAMP!* Ooohhhh! *CLAMP!* Owwww!! *CLICK VROOOM!!* AAIIEEEEE!!!! Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong. by jammerfilms 5-12-09

When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong Ok Sarah, Go ahead and take off your clothes and we'll get started. You said size DD? A slight miscalculation. I didn't see that coming. Send in the Next Patient Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

Is this contest ever gonna get judged?

BTC #78: As Seen On TV! by NooniePuuBunny 6-26-09

Billy Mays here for Hurcules Hooks! The Hurcules Hook is the easiest way to hang pictures, mirrors, shelves, and just about anything else. These amazing hooks can hold up to 150 pounds with ease! Easy to install, just twist, push, and turn! Voila! We've hung a vietnamese prostitute on trailer drywall! Wow...I'm glad that wasnt my boob.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

BTC 78: More Fun with the Recently Departed by Namgubed 7-01-09

Now back to "Most Frightening Spots on the Planet" with Belinda Lair! Rumors that the ghost of Michael Jackson has possessed the left breast implant of Farrah Fawcett bring us tonight to her gravesite ... *thump* *thump* AAAIIIIEEEEE!!! Haunted disembodied implant!! Thriller! Sha-MOWN! Get it off me!! EEEEEK!!! Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

LittleRocker

Except for one comic in Dec 09, christopher7murphy seems to have vanished from the site about this time last year. Too bad.

Of course, kaufman just judged his WW, so you never know...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

BTC: Boobage by Lord_Vodek 4-18-10

Well it seems it's finally over folks After hours of gutwrenching drama it has finally been ripped clean off and the world will always know what a brave brave woman Paris Hilton is. We now bring you live to Britney spears and her abortion I'm sure glad that wasn't my boob

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I vote for Biped, funniest of the original 4.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Yeah Bipeds was really funny

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

umfumdisi wrote:

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LittleRocker

Except for one comic in Dec 09, christopher7murphy seems to have vanished from the site about this time last year. Too bad.

Of course, kaufman just judged his WW, so you never know...

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