BirthdayThread
Pink Donkey Wrangler
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Happy Birthday, Brad! I know it was the 14th, but these had to marinate.
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| I've been late on a lot of birthdays, but I never meant to be late on your birthday, Brad. I'm sorry, dude. | |
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| I said I'm sorry, what more do you want from me? | |
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| Oh, jizzypapsmears... What's it gonna take to get these roter turbines producin' gravitons again? | |
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| If you ban me, you won't get your present. | |
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| Banning you is a present to myself. | |
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| Intervention time, Brad. Since banning me, you've gone power hungry and banned every other user on the site. The forums, once home to lively banter, now host pictures of your balls in various motifs. | |
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| Tastefully done, mind you. | |
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| Sepia balls. Technicolor balls. Film Noir balls. For fucksake, Brad, you even set up a camera filming a tv with balls on it, which had a tv with balls, which had a tv with balls. Infinite balls, Brad. | |
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| This is because the shiny present turned out to be a Cleveland Steamer, isn't it? | |
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--- Happy Birthday!
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