The theme of this competition is.....

Piracy!

Ye be able to choose any sort ye like,  From the scourge of the caribbean to  file sharers and anything in between.

Oldies be as good as newies says I

 Now get to it ye land lubbers

TheGovernor

That's convenient, because I already won CC137.

(Actual comic to come later.  This post is strictly for unhelpful heckling.) 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Emo Pirates deal with adversity by evil_d 1-17-03

Emo Pirate Captain, sir, remember that scurvy scoundrel who you let go free because you said you were "too depressed to keel-haul him today"? Aye. Well, it seems he's killed the ship's cook, raped the kitchen wench, stolen some of our treasure, and made off in our lifeboat. Yarr. 'Tis the third time this month. So, um, what are your orders, sir? Ye can do what ye like, matey. I'm goin' ta me cabin ta write a song about it.

The Emo Pirates plunder a ship by evil_d 1-17-03

Avast, me hearties! Look sharp! We're here for emo! Full albums or singles! Get vinyl if ye can find it! The pops and hisses make it sound like the record be cryin'. Emo Pirate Captain, why is it that you don't have a parrot on your shoulder? We Emo Pirates doesn't care for anything so loud and flashy as a parrot. We prefers a nice modest mouse.

Emo Pirate Skeet Shooting by evil_d 1-17-03

Well, I be off ta the store ta buy me the latest Dashboard Confessional record. Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) This be makin' me very sad. Yarr. (*BANG!!!*)

The Emo Pirates were a minor meme around here for a while.

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The Booty's in the Booty by four_legged_tripod 9-22-09

♫ Oh Captain, my Captain! I'm here for your booty! ♫ For the love of Davey Jones! Not another pirate turned gay! ♫ You can swab my poop deck if you let me blow your man down! ♫ Okay, I'll give you a quick fistin' if you just stop with the gay pirate puns. With the hook? You didn't think I was planin' on getting shit under my fingernails now did ya?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 1423 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-15-07

Petey and Pauly the Pirate audition for the next "Pirates of the Carribean" movie... Shiver me ballsack! Arrrrrrrggghh! At last, you handrubber! BAAAAAARRRK!! "NEXT!!" Welp... Next stop: gay scalawag porn! Yo ho.

evil_d

That's convenient, because I already won CC137.

(Actual comic to come later.  This post is strictly for unhelpful heckling.) 

Consider this theme pirated from that competition

Yarrrrr!

If a forum response could win a comic competition, that one would've done it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Actual Conversation: Oh well there's always AbiWord by RCCOLAMAN 9-22-09

Thank you for calling Microsoft Help Center. How may I help you? Yes I seem to have misplaced the keygen for my copy of Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007 ...You mean product key? Uh.... *Click*

Hook, Line, and Sink Her by choadwarrior 1-07-04

Yarr! How about some hot pirate love, wench? What exactly does that entail? Have ye ever been hook banged? Yikes! No! I'll find your G-spot and show it to ye.

Navigator by choadwarrior 4-14-08

I be thinkin' of buyin' a carrrr. Cutlass? Yaris.

 

Observances by AccentuateNegative 9-19-04

Why are you dressed like a pirate? Yarr! It be Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day. I think I'll just talk like I always do today. Talking like a butt pirate don't count, matey!

Rated ARRRR! by AccentuateNegative 5-06-09

What are you doing? Downloading a movie from iTunes. Torrent that shit. And here I thought you were just a butt pirate.

 

RCL no. 2047 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-22-09

Jolly Roger? Are you working here now? Yes. I'm part of the SKELETON crew. LOL!! So, what happened to you? I just got CANNED! AAAAARRRRGGH!!

Buried Treasure by choadwarrior 9-22-09

I hear ye were in the Royal Navy. Arrrr. Then they threw me out when they discovered I was a butt pirate. How did they find out? I had a Jolly Roger on the poop deck.

I just love the Emo Pirates.

Ye be doin' it wrong by evil_d 9-23-09

Emo Pirate Captain, sir, why do you look for emo music by pillaging ships at sea? Wouldn't it make more sense to switch to software piracy nowadays? Yarr, I tried that, but it jest didn't fit me style. Avast, ye mangy lanlubbers! Hurry up with this download, or I'll write a song that lets all me fans know how badly ye hurt me feelings! LOLOLOL Bwaa haa haa haa haa! Stop yer laughin'! I'm goin' ta write such a song about ye!

 

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The Pirate by biped 9-23-09

Yo ho ho, welcome to Pirate's Pizza. Can I help you? Uh yeah, give me a large pepperoni with anchovies. Here you go, sir. That'll be eleven dollars and fif-- YA-HAAAARRR!!! TIS YOU WHO'LL BE PAYIN' FOR THIS PIZZA, WENCH!!! And you say he was a real pirate? Yes, sir. With a hook and everything.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Occupied!!! by four_legged_tripod 9-23-09

Come on now lad. You're an hour late. Where have ye been? In the head, Captain. That's a long time to be on the crapper. What were ye doin' in there? And be honest. I... uh... well sir, I was floggin' the dolphin, sir. Arrr. That's not what I meant when I said we would be ship jackin' this mornin'!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

They Were Having A Titanic Sized Sale by four_legged_tripod 9-23-09

Jack, my heart will go on and on. And his hard on will go on and on since you showed him your tits!!! I will always love you! And Jack would love a blow job but you wouldn't give him one you frigid bitch!!! Mommy! Daddy bought another movie at the flea market!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2048 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-23-09

Tell me again why you brought your cutlass and saber to church? Me wanted to... Wait for it... ...CROSS SWORDS! Yaaaaaarrgggh! Plus, I hear the pastor is some kind of a "pirate". I think it rhymes with slut or hut or nut or shut or cut or mutt or Tut or what or...

The Bad Pun Buccaneers by DrMorton 9-23-09

I´m really glad our union fought for that new Clown Payment Law. Now we´re getting paid extra for each pie in the face. So what was your pie-rate today?

The Emo Pirates need something to do by evil_d 9-24-09

Oi, there! It was ye who stole me Get Up Kids concert bootlegs—don't try ta deny it! Oh, an' if I did, maybe 'twere retribution for yer takin' me advance copy o' the new Panic at the Disco album! I thought it were only fair seein' as ye lifted me signed photo o' the members o' Fall Out Boy! Sigh... this be wrong. We Emo Pirates oughtn't ta be thievin' from one another. We should be plunderin' emo booty from other vessels! It might help if ye weren't the only scalawags on th' seven seas that actually like the stuff! Egads! Metal Pirates!

I went to the Wikipedia article on emo looking for inspiration.  Did you know that Russia has introduced a law "to regulate emo websites and forbid emo style at schools and government buildings"?

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Hard Time by choadwarrior 9-24-09

What a coincidence! I'm a turd burglar.

The ass-pirates of dark water by RCCOLAMAN 12-18-08

We find our hero Ren in Janda-Town searching for new recruits Hi my name is Ren will you help me on my quest to collect the thirteen lost treasures of rule? Why not? I grow tired of squandering my coins at this gambling house!! Great!! Tonight we celebrate, barkeep bring more Rum and minga melons! I think I'm going to like this adventure! Next morning at some sleazy Janda-Town inn. Wh-where am I? Chunga lunga my ass hurts! Great news I've recovered the 1st Lost Treasure of Rule! It was worth the four hours I spent exploring the forbidden cave!!

A culture clash by evil_d 9-25-09

Arr! What be all this commotion about? Cap'n! We've been boarded by Metal Pirates! Hell yeah! Let's get some real music going in here! I'll go get the distortion pedals while you stay here and practice your growling! Don't forget the facepaint! I used ta think an Emo Pirate's worst problem was bein' bored. But bein' boardED be much worse! We've got ta scare 'em off! Quickly—pipe some Saves the Day through the ship's PA system!

These are becoming progressively less about piracy.  I'll see if I can't get back on track.... 

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Now back to cutting the coke with baby powder. by ArtemisStrong 9-17-04

-And then HE says, "That's no poopdeck, that's my... no, wait that is a poopdeck."! GAHHHAA! Ok, I got one now. So this pirate goes into a bank and says, gimme all your money. The teller does, and STILL he shoots her in the face. It was caught on tape, too! Ok, me again. A pirate, another pirate and a pirate walk into the Munch Museum and steal "The Scream"! What complete, idiotic bastards. Part II! More pirates involve themselves in a complicated orgy scene in a major production of "Caligula"! McDowell even makes a cameo as Emperor Tiberius Caesar! HOR HAR HOR! Wheeeeee... Well, that was fun, I'll admit it.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC 434 - something in between by lukket 9-26-09

I'm a really big maths nerd. If you want to get me worked up, just talk about the relation between a circle's diameter and its circumference. I'll get all pi-racy.

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CC 434 - both by lukket 9-26-09

In five years As you can see we are almost out of compact discs. O dear. I blame piracy. How can piracy do this to a record store? Most of our supply ships have been boarded by pirates near Somalia.

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