Hi everyone! Welcome to CC#441! Since it's December I figured I would create another holiday themed contest, how fucking original right??

The theme of this contest is about America's least understood/celebrated holiday: KWANZAA!! I want you guys to make comics in which someone is explaining the traditions and principles of Kwanzaa to someone else. I basically want you to answer this question:

What's that you say?? You don't know the first thing about Kwanzaa? Don't fret, nobody does!! I want you to just make it all up as you go along!

 Rules are as follows:

1. New Comics Only.

2. Series are fine.

 Remember, the crazier the tradition/principle the better!

Good luck, I'll judge this thing on the first day of Kwanzaa.

RCCOLAMAN

I like how you say that as if we know when it is.

CC441: I've been giving these out for 647 years by evil_d 12-07-09

Your total is $32.50. Oh, uh... it's traditional during Kwanzaa to give customers a 50% discount. What? That's not true! How would you know? Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? No, I guess you're right... okay, $16.25 then. Of course, our most sacred Kwanzaa tradition is the oral sex with strangers.

CC441: Time-honored Kwanzaa traditions by evil_d 12-07-09

The ceremonial making of small talk with a cow Nice weather we're having, isn't it? The traditional orbiting of the earth To me, it's just not December 28th if I don't spend it in zero gravity. The customary playing of practical jokes on people who don't celebrate Kwanzaa ...then after Bessie and I got back from space, it was time for the underwater darts tournament. What a rich heritage you have.

 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A Kwanzaa Story by biped 12-07-09

"...and remember: on Kwanzaa, it is traditional for little girls to turn into killer robots." Happy Kwanzaa, Mommy! Wha--? Oh! (giggle) Happy Kwanzaa, sweetums! RAAAAAAAAAAR!!! GAAAAAAAAA!!!

A Kwanzaa Story 2 by biped 12-07-09

What's so great about Kwanzaa? Santa doesn't come to your house or anything! Yeah, but we get to have the profanity-spewing TOURETTE'S PARROT! Happy fuckin' Kwanzaa, SHITHEAD!!! Cool! Let's see what Dad thinks about this! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! Yes, dear. Just as soon as "CSI: Miami" is over.

A Kwanzaa Story 3 by biped 12-07-09

Ed, I'm worried about the kids. They've been celebrating "Kwanzaa." Oh, it's just one of those dumbass "little kid" phases. I'm sure there's no harm in it. CORPSES FOR SALE!!! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE DEAD!!! FRESHLY DUG UP!!! GENUINE ROTTING KWANZAA CORPSES!!! My own mother was among the dead. Oh, dear.

A Kwanzaa Story 4 by biped 12-07-09

Sally, sweetums... there's a big different between innocent holiday fun and graverobbing. Billy, it's time you started channeling more of this fucked-up little kid energy into masturbation. Wow, we really got the full-on "Leave It to Beaver" talk--huh, sis? Yeah. It's FUN doin' stuff that's bad enough to mess 'em up THAT much! What's for supper, bitch? Parrot pot pie.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holiday Humor (CC:441) by DeadManWalking 12-07-09

Kwanza So...Kwanza Yep... Why Kwanza? Well you know how you like butt sex? Ummm Yeah... Well I like Black Dick

Enjoy

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I sense a disturbance in my pants

I'M BACK!

CC441: Merry Kwanzaa by LittleRocker 12-07-09

What are you going to do this Christmas Brad? Skip it. You've celebrated Kwanzaa for the past five years, will you ever stop and grow up? Well I had to change it a bit this year. Last year I got arrested for shitting on kids door steps. That sucks. What sucks is this year they get to shit on mine.

CC 441 - Think of the kwanzaakwenzes by lukket 12-08-09

Where were you yesterday? My family celebrated cheaster yesterday. What? Well.. it's like a mix-up between christmas and easter. Wait, you can't just make up your own holidays. Happy Kwanzaa?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

You Can Get by with a lot When No One Knows the Rules by four_legged_tripod 12-08-09

In the cafeteria Would you like a juice box or chocolate milk with your lunch? Bitch, please! I get to have a 40 ounce for Kwanzaa! In a back alley It's just like mistletoe, only during Kwanzaa, you have to suck my dick. Not at home though... Don't try to pull that shit on me. I know that "Hide the Sausage in the Asshole" is not a traditional Kwanzaa game! My bad! That was Hanukkah I was thinking about.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2110 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-07-09

Hey, Jesus... Is there such a religion as "Kwanzaa"? Nahhh... It something me and dad made up. I'm confused... Remember your scriptures: "Only those who believe in me, and only in me, will be allowed into the Promise Land." So, that's the loophole you use to keep black people out of heaven... Genius!

Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (a) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the hood The night was so still, like pa's morning wood. No Viagra needed here, bitches!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (b) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

The chicken was placed in the bathroom with care, And the white girl was drugged, left in her underwear. What the fuck?

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (c) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

The women were oiled and piled into bed, With visions of ways to increase their street cred. What up bitches? Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (d) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

Like milking a goat and then poppin' a cap, While I settled down to bump Kwanzaa rap. Milk that goat and grab his scrote! It's Kwanzaa mother fucker!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (e) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

When out in the alley there came such a noise, It reminded me of when my pitbull raped those boys. Want some candy?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (f) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

Away to the window I hurried and ran, Expecting to see someone from the Klan. What up, dude?

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (g) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

The street lights in the alley put off such a glow That I could start to make out some sort of object below.

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (h) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But the Kwanzaa King with a 40 ounce beer. I'm back mother fuckers!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (i) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

With a smile on his face and his hand jerking quick, Uh... I knew in a moment Oh... he was playin' with his dick. Oh yeah, baby! That's it!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (j) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

His helpers were with him, ready to strive, Brad Pitt, Kirstie Alley, and the whole Jackson Five! What happened to the Jackson Five? I ate 'em!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (k) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

"Now Lard Ass! Now Faggot, and the rest of you all! Quit being such pussies and get over this wall!" You ain't Jenny Craig. I don't have to move my ass for you!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (l) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

The King said with a roar as he then cracked his whip, Which almost made Kirstie drop her nacho cheese dip. You and I are gonna have problems if you don't cut that shit out!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (m) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

With the magic of Kwanzaa filling the sky, They all passed a blunt Smoke it up people! so they each could get high. Here. It's your turn. Okay. But I'm blaming you for the munchies I have.

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (n) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

So up to the house-top the helpers they flew, How'd you get up here so fast? With a bag full of weed, and the King of Kwanzaa too. Dude, her ass is like a trampoline!

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (o) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof Someone upchuck their 100 proof. Awww Kirstie! That's just sick! And a waste of perfectly good beer!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (p) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

As I myself almost gagged, and then turned around, Down the chimney King Kwanzaa came with a bound. What up nigga?

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (q) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

He was wearing a mask and shirt made in France, With his junk all exposed since he didn't wear pants. How come you keep backing away?

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Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa (r) by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09

I could tell by the size of his junk he was black, But it caught me off guard to see his shaved sac. Don't think I don't know what you're looking at. They're more aerodynamic this way.

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