As her chest swelled and heaved in mindless ecstasy, her ample breasts straining to burst the buttons of her sweat-soaked blouse, Barbara Bush grabbed Orlando Bloom by the ears and rammed his face into her creamy tropical produce section as wave after wave of quivering, wrinked flesh flaps enveloped his head.
I get into trouble when I try to make these contests too complicated, so this time I'm going to strive for utter simplicity.
Make a comic in which one of the panels features a character uttering a single word. It must be the only word that appears in the panel. It cannot simply be an expletive such as "Fuck!" or "Wow!" and it cannot be a person or animal's name.
Mission control to strippers: uh, we have a negative on old comics, repeat, that's a negative on old comics. Do you copy, over.
Uh, roger Mission Control, we copy that negative on old comics. Over.
Copy that copy, strippers, good luck and Godspeed. Mission Control, over and out.
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.