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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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When habnem started the Toprated.php stumping thread in 2004, he began by recognizing the work of other comic strippers. He posted a bunch of other people's comics for recognition, and invited everyone to increase their vote averages because he thought these comics were funny. He did post a few of his own afterward, but the idea was clear- he was highlighting the funny of others.

Since then, that thread has become a place where people post their own work, with very few exceptions. While there is nothing wrong with tooting one's own horn from time to time, I really want to revive the original purpose, and take it a step farther. I want to see us being classy and supportive and recognizing only the work of people other than ourselves. 

This thread is ONLY for posting the work of people other than yourself, in the hopes of having others rate the comics and improve their vote averages.

To get us started, here are a random few that I think deserve to be moved up the vote ladder:

Coo Coo for You by four_legged_tripod
2-18-10
You have such a beautiful face and your hands are exquisite.
You give purpose to my life and keep me on track.
She's not interested in you that way. Besides, this relationship is just not natural.
Hey! Quit clock blocking me dude!

Specific Hospital by squidrabies
10-20-05
I've got good news and bad news.
What's the good news?
Melanoma is a funny word.
Admit it, it's a funny word. Melanoma.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies
9-22-02
So, I woke up this morning and there's dogshit in my hand...
Wow, how did you get dogshit in your hand?
I always go to sleep with dogshit in my hand.
But when I woke up, it was in my OTHER hand.
Conspiracy!

And the one that I still can't stop giggling over:

A Breakthrough
One fine day...
Great news! The doctor said I'm not OCD, Knock on wood, Knock on wood, touch doorbell, wash hands
  by seanator, 8-05-08 

 

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-15-10 12:10pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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A few more:

Contest 196: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Simpson? by il_schmucko
7-09-03

How we felt by Skin
2-07-08
Mark, baby, I know this isn't easy, but I feel strange... almost like I can't trust you.
I don't... I can't understand... Janie, please don't leave...
I thought this might be difficult for you, but maybe you can talk to...
Mr. Handpuppy!
Oh thank god. Mr. H, you've gotta cover for me, I think my girlfriend knows I screwed her sister.

Encounter in the moonlight by Skin
9-18-06
Oh man, being dead must be awesome.
There is no peace in death. No light.
Endless, abysmal cold is the only truth waiting for you beyond your warm little years.
Did you try putting on a jacket?
I tried putting on a jacket.

(Some of these have been rated a bunch of times but I just can't believe they're not rated higher.) 

 

And I gotta wonder which is funnier; rectal cancer or supercancer:

The diagnosis by Skin
11-05-06
Well doc, what do the test results say?
Mr. Johnson, I'm afraid you have a rather serious case of double pneumonia.
I... My God... Wait, there's DOUBLE pneumonia?
We also find you at high risk of Supercancer.

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5-15-10 12:29pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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RCL no. 2180 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-12-10
So, Gary... How do you like working in this office?
GARY IS FED WITH SOME OF THE EMPLOYEES HERE.
Don't you mean "fed up"?
NO.
I don't get it...
*BUUUUUURP*

RCL no. 2156 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-05-10
You okay, Wilson?
I don't think so... I went to the local clinic for some medicine to cure my agonizing jock itch, and the nurse there mistakenly removed my testicles!
Welcome to "Obama Care"...
Weird... It's like I can still feel my balls.
That sucks, dude.
What really sucks is they still itch!

The Right Thing to Do by ekramona
8-16-07
Many people know Wilford Brimley for his work in film and television... but did you know he is also a blacksmith AND an anti-cockfighting activist??
It's the right thing to do
Gee Mr. Brimley, that's swell! Is there anything you can't do???
Yeah... produce insulin.

Retroactive Stories: Why aren't they all like this? by evil_d
4-08-04
RRRRING! RRRRING!
Retroactive Man! It's the Mayor! The city needs your help! There are... oh, wait... no... no, there aren't.
Thanks, Retroactive Man!
No problem!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-16-10 4:56pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Is there really no love out there for your fellow strippers? Doesn't anyone have a moment to post a strip or two that someone else wrote that made you laugh?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-16-10 9:18pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Quit your day job by Injokester
8-26-05
I've got bad news Chen,
I accidentally ran over your cat.
Well that's okay, she's a cat, so she has another...
I'm 8 steps ahead of you.

 

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

5-16-10 11:19pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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5-17-10 9:20am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Might be time to call it a night by Skin
7-24-06
101010101010100101...
...0101010101100101-
Oh, is this the one where it turns out the guy's actually eating a fetus?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

5-17-10 9:53am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

Member Rated:

I approve of this thread wholeheartedly.

Pete's Skeptic Service by Zaster
9-22-04
Yes?
I'm here from Pete's Skeptic Service.
I called for Pete's SEPTIC Service. Our tank needs draining.
Oh, I rather doubt that. In fact, I find the idea ludicrous.
That'll be 50 dollars, please.

"How we felt" was on toprated.php for a while -- and deservedly so.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-17-10 10:51am (new)
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RCCOLAMAN
Saving the world from thirst since 1905!

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The Bill of Rights by muffindance
4-18-09
AS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SEVERAL THINGS TO THE CONSTITUTION
MAINLY, I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A BIG FAT DICK IN HIS MOUTH
I ALSO BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE WORK RIGHT NOW TO CLEAN THE SEMEN STAINS OUT OF MY PANTS

5-17-10 11:32am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Duck Duck Goose by ObiJo
9-11-04

I found it to be clever.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

5-17-10 12:10pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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Domestic Battles by ObiJo
6-09-01
I'm leaving you, Edward. You were away at war so long, I've fallen in love with another. I'd like to introduce you to him.
My life couldn't get any worse.
I stand corrected.
It's the horse.
And again.

5:15 by Scyess
2-21-02
*pant pant pant* I finally found you! Okay, here's the deal. The place has three security sub-systems and 20 armed guards. I'm going to go in the north way -- they'll expect that attack least.
But you have to get those security systems disabled by 1900 hours or else I'll be spending the rest of my life as the quadrapalegic love-bitch for some inmate named Spike. Okay! Let's move out!!!
In about two hours whoever that was is really going to wish I knew what the hell he was talking about.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies
2-13-03
Hello.
Can't talk right now. I'm attempting to destroy the universe by disbelieving everything.
Any luck?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

5-17-10 2:07pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Yay! I was beginning to get all bah-humbuggy about people. I feel much better now. Keep at it!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-17-10 4:27pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I decided to go through some of wirthling's strips, since crabby revived an old contest that was about him.

CC 57: You've got cancer! by wirthling
8-27-01
Welcome!
???
You've got mail!
What the hell?! I don't remember signing up for AOL!
You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you.
Whew! That would have sucked if I had AOL!

Vaudeville for Grammar Dorks by wirthling
10-03-01
This is a demonstrative pronoun.
What is a demonstrative pronoun?
No, what is an interrogative pronoun.
I don't know. You tell me. What is it?
It is a personal pronoun.
Where's my hammer?

This one is so true:

Untitled by wirthling
10-09-01
Why'd you do do that?
To show my patriotism.

And this one nearly made me pee:

Ozzy-Dylan Physics by wirthling
8-21-02
Inna su ah fucking drib blibbledy jabble rotor fucking turbines kanna himdingly fucking gravitons gadda zimble fucking gug!
Heh, heh!
Wudda fuginyuuu togidabuh?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-17-10 11:28pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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First mate Garth by seanator
9-14-09
One fine day...
Yarr, umm, first mate Garth, did you swab the poop deck yesterday? It's lookin perty crummy.
I swabbed your wife's poop deck yesterday if you know what I mean.
My wife? I have no wife. My wife is the sea!
I know.
Did the phone just ring? Guess not.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

5-18-10 10:10am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow 2005 by kramer_vs_kramer
8-17-05
I just bought me a new scat video! I sure do love scat. Let's see what it's like.
"Scat biddaddle doo wop da boodle da biddle. Scooby do wooby da di da doob"
*fap fap fap fap*

This one is one of my all time favorites.  I think about it every time Scatman John comes up on my iPod Shuffle.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

5-18-10 10:53am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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The scat one is awesome!

 

This one just came up on the front page randomly, and it made me chuckle.

YM IV
YOUR MOMMA'S SO DISLIKED THAT SHE HAS CONSTANT JOKES TOLD ABOUT HER TO YOU
  by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07 

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-18-10 9:25pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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WW 64: Happy Holidays from Gran Marie! by attitudechicka
11-08-08
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BOOBIES?
Uh, Gran? I don't think this is the right time or place to be releasing the girls.
Well, I wasn't going to show you my nipples!
I'm not quite sure how that matters.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

5-19-10 2:40pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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5-20-10 12:07pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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From one of my favorite series on this site.

Alphabet Soup 4 by ObiJo
7-23-03
Here, try this c.
No, I couldn't.
Here, try this c.
Well if you insist.
Here, try this _.
Delicious! *chomp chomp*

Alphabet Soup 5 by ObiJo
7-23-03
Be careful though. Stri_creator watches us like hawks. They'll notice if too much of their merchandise goes missing.
*chomp chomp*
Ewwwww! You ate my p!
Do not judge me, sir!
You might want to take it easy on those. Choc_late's addicti_e you know.
I can quit anytime I want! *chomp chomp*

Alphabet Soup 6 by ObiJo
7-23-03
Hey! St_p eating my letters!
Mission from God. Hands are tied. *chomp chomp*
That's what you always say w_en you don't want to stop somet_ing.
Non-believer. *chomp chomp* Mmm, aitches are yummy.
W_y don't you *c_omp c_omp* your own words for aw_ile!
Good idea! I'm an excellent cook. Watch: hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alphabet Soup 7 by ObiJo
7-23-03
Look, you've really gotta stop!
hhh_h_hhhh_hh *chomp chomp*
I'm serious! You're eating way too much! Stripcreator's gonna realize something's up when they run out of b's or e's.
Unlikely. h___h_hh__h_ *chomp chomp*
It's happened before!
I mean unlikely it will be a b or an e. Smart money's on aitch. h______h_____ *chomp chomp*

Alphabet Soup 8 by ObiJo
7-23-03
FREEZE, CHOCOLATE THIE_!
Eep!
*chomp chomp*
Hey! Giv_ me tha_ F ba_k!
Time to admit you're an addict.
Time to admit? Or is it really... *chomp chomp*
I'm serio_s! Give it ba_k!
Time to _____ _____e a_ _____t.
*chomp chomp*

Go back and read the whole series if you haven't yet.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

5-21-10 9:05am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Today, I'm showcasing deathtoradio. One of the best hit:miss ratios I've seen. Go back and read his whole archive.

The financially flexible drug dealer 2 by deathtoradio
5-21-10
Wanna buy some drugs?
Can I buy on credit?
Do bears shit in the woods? I just need to run a quick credit check, my man.
Great, my credit score is effed. I'm never gonna get those drugs.
Lemme see. You got bof of yo knee caps and all your teef. Credit approved.

Hedberg-isms
The other day I bought a box of Cracker Jacks, whose only prize was MORE Cracker Jacks.
  by deathtoradio, 5-17-10 

Orange Rhyming Dinosaur
Oh god. Here comes that fucking know it all dinosaur. Mr. I-can-give-you-another-word-that-means-the-same-thing-as-the-word-you-just-said.
Hey, Thesaurus! What's another word for "fuck you?" No, I'm serious. I want to know.
  by deathtoradio, 3-28-10 

dino-sore by deathtoradio
3-26-10
Can I bum a smoke?
Uh--hell to the no.
What? Quit being a cheap ass and give me one.
Are you kidding? These things are like gold anymore. I had to put a second mortgage on the cave to buy this pack.
Well...I didn't, but the guy whose identity I stole did.

Smells like.... by deathtoradio
3-20-10
What's in the bag?
It's a bag of ass.
Let me smell it. That way, I can reference it in the future when referring to something that smells less than desirable.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-22-10 9:42am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Cow Farts by deathtoradio
10-06-09
Put down that hamburger. What, are you trying to get us all killed? Cows are detroying the earth with their cow farts.
Cow farts?
Yes! Every time they fart they produce greenhouse gases, which contribute to global warming.
Relax. This cow had to be killed for me to eat it. I'm saving the planet!
Oh, right. Have three more. Spread the word.
Saving the planet is delicious.

Office Zombie 49 by deathtoradio
9-08-09
Zombie, we need to talk.
Something wrong?
Yeah. Look, we're missing an intern and i couldn't help but to notice the bag in the fridge with your name on it. You know, the one that takes up most of the fridge.
Yeah, so what? I'm brown-baggin' it today. What does that have to do with a missing intern?
Well, it's just that...whatever is in the bag responds to the name "Mike."
What's the problem? Can't a guy eat a fuckin' peanut-butter-and-mike sandwich without catching some shit?

Wacky Jihadi by deathtoradio
6-29-09
Ok, who will blow up building this time?
I blew up last building.
Rock, paper, scissors?
No no no. Let us draw fuses.
Short fuse loses?
Yes, short fuse ALWAYS loses. Boom!

Heart Attack On A Bun by deathtoradio
5-01-09
Hey man. Whatcha eating?
An Elvis Krispy Kreme Special.
Yeah, what's that?
It's a bacon cheeseburger with banana...and instead of a bun, a Krispy Kreme donut on either side.
Jesus. Got some room for some pickles in there?
Pickles? Come on now, that would just be fucking ridiculous. It could stand to be deep fried, though.

Office Zombie 44 Continued by deathtoradio
4-23-09
Aren't you afraid kids are gonna get a hold of that shit?
Nah. I disguise the crack rocks as black jelly beans.
Nobody likes the black ones. No one.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-22-10 10:00am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Parting is such sweet sorrow by Aylear
3-25-09
By and by, I come:— To cease thy strife, and leave carefully planted landmines 'neath thy feet.
Wha--
There has got to be a better way to break the news.
I'm open to suggestions.

I just discovered that it has been over a year since Aylear wrote a comic.  Truly, we live in an uncaring universe.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-25-10 1:22pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Spotlight on lima today.

Homosexual Love-Fest by lima
2-06-10
I don't like gay gang-bangs
They put the willies up me.

Narcolepsy by lima
6-12-09
I've been diagnosed with Narcolepsy
Meh
I won't lose any sleep over it

Radiation by lima
6-30-09
Radiation in here is pretty lethal
You can tell that just by looking at an odd-shaped clicking dildo?
Yup
Its an H.R. Geiger counter

Five. Fucking FIVE. by lima
5-07-09
The French word for 'now' has three syllables. Three! By the time you've finished saying maintenant its probably too late.
Spanish is the same! A hora! Why can't they all have a proper language, like English. We don't fuck around when we need things done quick eh?
They should sort it out.
Immediately.

Pun Crowbar by lima
9-09-08
I'm completely unlike a musical instrument.
Hmm..
You're tightly strung, you've got a really long neck and a really small head.
Are you calling me a lyre?

 

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-26-10 12:11am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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5-26-10 7:20am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Thanks for the recognition, tripod. It's always interesting to see what caught someone's eye when they were looking at my comics. The ones I think will go over well sometimes fall flat, and others are the ones that end up with the appeal.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

5-26-10 4:19pm (new)
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