Well, after 2 grueling rounds we've reached the final four!

The Final Four participants are: Jes_lawson, 4leggedtripod, RCCOLAMAN and Gabe_Billings.

For this round all of you will be competing to make the funniest 5 part series. The rules for your 5 part series are"

TELL THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE!

You need more than 15 panels for that? Tough. Squeeze it into 15 panels. Anyone who doesn;t will be disqualified and will not be eligible to win. Whoever receives the most votes by the end is the winner of the cup. THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND! So bring your best!

Good luck to you all and once again it has been an honor to be a part of this with each and every one of you! 

Quest For the Cup: Part 1 of 5 by four_legged_tripod 8-03-10

Daddy, could you tell me the story of tripod? Ah, you mean the story of "The Quest for the Cup!" It all started in a far away magical land called Idaho where the green valleys are lush with wildlife and the purple mountains majesty can be seen for miles... Oh for Christ's sake you dipshit! Quit blathering on like a flowery faggot and get to the point dumbass! Fine! But YOU have to promise to stop going to mommy's "Slumber Parties" and repeating what you hear her friends say about daddy!

Quest For the Cup: Part 2 of 5 by four_legged_tripod 8-03-10

Like I said, tripod was born in Idaho where it was so cold that his first words were... Good God! It's so cold I'm pissing icicles over here! But even with the beauty of Idaho, tripod was missing something. He wasn't sure what, but he felt incomplete. Fate would move his family to the barren land of Kansas, but it was here that he began his quest for the cup. Hey! Can't anyone plant a fucking tree around here?

Quest For the Cup: Part 3 of 5 by four_legged_tripod 8-03-10

With no real background in sports, tripod found he excelled in drama classes throughout school. Hey baby, while we're waiting for Godot, what do you say to some foolin' around? Wait! Foolin' around? I thought drama class was for gay guys. Most, but not all. And as the only straight guy in drama class, tripod was happy. Very happy. I promise, this is all part of the script. And just so you know, Cindy, Erin, and Sandy are all understudies and need the practice as well.

Quest For the Cup: Part 4 of 5 by four_legged_tripod 8-03-10

Not being able to find the magical cup in high school, tripod became a therapist where he tried to help others with their pain. I sense that you have a hard time letting people in. And even though he was good at what he did, even some clients were too much to handle. Are you married? Cuz if you're not I don't know if I can trust you to handle my marriage counseling. Really? So are you going to fire your male gynecologist because he doesn't bleed every 28 days? On a side note, did you know that if you broke down psychotherapist you get "Psycho the Rapist"? Yeah, but mommy has always told me that you can't rape the willing.

Quest For the Cup: Part 5 of 5 by four_legged_tripod 8-03-10

Then one day, tripod's quest came to an end when he obtained the magical cup. The cup you ordered came in sir. This should protect your testicles from all sorts of things. The end. Wait just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me this whole story was about finding a jock strap? Not just any jock strap. The biggest in the land. They don't call him tripod for nothing. By the way, why exactly did you want to hear that story? I heard mommy talking about him. I guess she knows why they call him tripod too. Oh, and she told me to tell you dinner's in the fridge and not to wait up.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

15 panels?  I don't know that many racial slurs and vulgar language to fill 15 panels so I better pass on this one.

I vote for BRAD!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I'll be posting my entry as soon as I recover from my explosive amnesia

No time limits on this one. I waited almost 3 years to win mine, I'm sure you all can wait for one of you to gain a fair and clear majority. Good luck to all!

I'll be voting for the one with the least amount of herpes. In other words, anyone but Gabe_Billings.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I don't know how I feel about anyone but oldtimers ragging on gabe. I mean, he has just the right amount of herpes.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

This kid doesn't know the first thing about Gabe's herpes.

He's no Wirthling, that's for sure.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

These kids can't even begin to imagine how much Wirthling sucks!

In the snow! Uphill! Both ways!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Fuck all you sons of bitches.  I don't have herpes, and I've got a copyright on any wirthling bashing.  So consider this a cease and desist, otherwise I'll sick my lawyers on you fucks. 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You sicked your lawyers? Was it the herpes?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I heard once that Wirthling sicks.  Maybe Gabe just throws that disembodied head at the lawyers.  I for one would approve of this behavior.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

By the way, sweet comic, 4LTP!       d=(^_^)=b

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla wrote:

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I heard once that Wirthling sicks. 

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Wednesday, suckers, that's all I'm saying.  ... 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WEDNESDAY SUCKERS?! WHERE?!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Maybe Friday now.  Finding it difficult to reduce my sucky life down to n*3 sucky panels

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I fold.  Yeah, I'm the one who sucks now, but better to bow out gracefully than etc etc.

Deal the River card to the remaining three players...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This contest will not conclude until jes_lawson enters. I will not allow him to bow out now when we can all wait years to read his brilliance. As active comic cup leader I hereby declare no other comic cup ever to be complete until this one has been officially declared competed in and ready to be judged until the time has come when all comp[etitors have entered and a majority vote has been established.

Good luck to everyone!

I can make fun of anything, except my entire life. 

But gods damn you C-man... if that's how you all wanna roll, 

I WILL post an entry!

Sunday evening....

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm having problems doing this too.  Especially since I already did this once, and it took me like 25 strips.  Bleh.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.