Still in that "3-ish" territory.
It seems like you're browsing through the art, finding characters and backgrounds that you like, and trying to write a joke around what you picked (either that or you're mashing the Random button and tweaking the results). Try instead coming up with jokes first, and then basing the art around the joke.
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."