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Thoughtless by zeek614 5-17-11

One stupid person's afternoon. Another thoughtless guy looking at my unbearable weightless body. How did he get like this? No one ever told me but i see this all the time in those big houses. Who can afford those? I told you he was stupid. Smart one... but I fogive you. Where'd the nail go? By now im suprised you haven't stopped reading. Times like these I wish i could still fly. I could really go for a slice of cupcake right now.

Fastfood Freakout by zeek614 5-17-11

Someone's Petrified *uhh* *uhh* *uhh* Are you ok man? *uhh* *uhh* Hello??? (0.o) I'll just put you down for a Coke and a BigMac then.

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I'd give each one about a 3.  

We have a Good/Okay/Bad rating scale that donors can use to vote on individual comics.  I only rate comics bad if they are absolutely awful or particularly deserving of a bad rating.  I don't think either of those comics fall into that category.  However, they aren't okay either.  For that reason, you get the numerical rating you asked for and not an actual vote.

I concur with choadwarrior's assessment.  But keep working at it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Tell me how these are rate 1-10

Mom's Home by zeek614 5-18-11

It says mom's on her way home. Sucks for you Don't talk about my mom that way! Okay? I thought you didn't like your mom. I LOVE HER! *Hop* Ok sorry man calm it.

Bacon's Teeth by zeek614 5-18-11

One sad morning in happy land. *boohoo* Why are you crying? Look at my teeth, they shouldn't look like this for a piece of bacon! Hmm... I see. Try eating meat, it cuts down on teeth sharpness *Nom Nom* Hmm not bad. If you start to hallucinate stop eating and get rest. If you hallucinate clowns you will die in 3 hours.

The Cat and The Bowman by zeek614 5-18-11

One School Day Why do you look like a cat? Why do you have a bow and ripped up shirt? .00154 Seconds Later Two-Shay more like Doucheay Another .00154 Seconds Later Don't make me shoot your ears off don't make me scratch your eyes out

Still in that "3-ish" territory.

It seems like you're browsing through the art, finding characters and backgrounds that you like, and trying to write a joke around what you picked (either that or you're mashing the Random button and tweaking the results).  Try instead coming up with jokes first, and then basing the art around the joke.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

These strips must have a depth of meaning that escapes me.  Due to this fact I must give them a rating of 2.  Maybe as your comics improve I will become smarter.

2011 by zeek614 5-20-11

2011.....has done things to old people. *mumbles words* When was the last time your dad called you? Hmm... has he ever called you? I don't think so.... Does he even know what a phone is?

Missing Cat by zeek614 5-21-11

So you say this guy took your... cat? Uh huh Do you know where you cat is? Yes She's right there NO! SHE FOUND ME! CAN SHE GET IT THROUGH HER HEAD THAT I DON'T LIKE HER!

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I rated them bad, bad, bad, okay, okay, bad, bad.

But only because you asked me to.

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Kill Whitey.

Extra Credit by zeek614 5-22-11

Extra Credit My story is about the day I had pleasure from exitement. Hmm... go on And then i started to dtick my area in her... I'm not sure why but it felt good. Wait ... what? And to conclude my story ... I made a sandwich after... I found fluff on my area and used it...it tasted better than fluff. AWW DUDE GROSE MAN, F, F, F!!!! STOP OH MAN NO! Im taking points away.

From 1-10, I'd say 6. Some of them are fairly good and I'd like to see a few new ones to see what ideas you can come up with. The main thing with me though is I wish more of your jokes had a big setup point in the 1st and 2nd frames followed by a big joke to end in the 3rd. Just my opinion and I might be way off

been busy lately ill make one tomoro for sure

Fire Fighters For The Win by zeek614 5-29-11

Oh Man I Gotta Put Out This fire!!! Not my problem Hmm the fire got to me.