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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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So I'm sick. No really, I have some sort of massive sinus infection. Probably has something to do with sniffing too many butts at the RNC looking for the source of all the bullshit. At any rate, the only thing that is on my mind right now is getting well. And doctors. etc.

And since laughter is the best medicine, you my friends, must make a comic that involves doctors or the medical profession or being sick in some way. Or death or A day in the life of a gynocologist, whatever. You get the point. 

Judging will commence in about two weeks (roughly around the 16th.) Carpe scrotum!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-02-12 11:25am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-03-12 9:45am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Dentistry Can't Be That Difficult If Barbers Used To Do It by ZMannZilla
4-26-11
Aw man, this toothache is killing me! I wish I could afford a dentist.
You could go see my guy. He's quick and not too expensive.
Really? Does he do emergencies?
Aw heck, you don't even need an appointment! I'll drive you, since you might be woozy afterwards.
Do you take Blue Cross?
Wi' a ten dolla' co-pay!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-04-12 12:26am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Ask A Cherokee Medicine Woman About Mistletoe by ZMannZilla
1-03-11
O Great Cherokee Medicine Woman, there's nobody else I can turn to. In your professional opinion, does mistletoe also cure soul cancer, or is it only just regular cancer?
I ask you, Wise One, because you Cherokee medicine folk are in touch with life itself, and I'll be damned if those money-grubbing hospitals get a hold of my baby girl.
Ah, yes, Silva... it's nice hearing from you after all these years... and while I weep for the tragedy of your offspring's cancer, I must first warn you...
...I've changed a bit since college.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-04-12 12:33am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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RCD41: First!!! by ZMannZilla
10-13-10
Bless the Gods for the Peace Corps.
You said it, buddy.
Giving us this wonderful health care, when we need it the most.
Totally. I've been needing to do something about this dry skin for ages.
...dry skin? I just had my arm hacked off by bandits during a food riot! I'm bleeding to death over here!
Yeah, but I was here first.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-04-12 12:36am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC564: MEDICAL MARVELS- 1st. visit [getting aquainted] by bigworm
9-04-12
I've been having...
Shhh! Don't tell me! You can't keep anything down?
Ha ha ha! Oh Dr. Fife, you're quite the cracker eh?
That's what they say, you know.
Oh fuck! Since when do they allow 'orange-faced crackers' to become doctors?
*Ka-ching, ka-ching* Everyone laughs at all my stuff! Soon I'll be onstage doing stand-up!

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bigworm

9-04-12 6:39pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC564: MEDICAL MARVELS- 2nd. visit [Dr./patient chat zooms] by bigworm
9-04-12
Dr., I'm still really depressed about being so underweight.
Hey! Look on the bright side. It doesn't cost you anything to eat air!
I dream about fucking dead women. I'm humpin' like a sonofabitch, but I can't find my dick!
Cheer up! At least you're gettin' some, and who needs a dick anyway?
And worse yet, I still yearn to be constipated!
Well, it's not all it's backed up to be, but let's get rid of the sock anyway, and try a cork for a couple of weeks.

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bigworm

9-04-12 6:40pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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9-05-12 10:18am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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9-07-12 2:24pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Some really good ones here. I almost ended the contest early because I found one that cracked me up so hard I shit my pants. Then someone posted another that make me giggle and pee. So now the show MUST go on! I will judge this bad boy next Sunday (the 16th.) Great work, people! Keep 'em coming!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-09-12 2:48am (new)
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iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

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CC564: An Average Woman's Day at the Doctor's Office. by iconoclastic
9-09-12
Are you sure you're the doctor? I'm here for a pelvic exam, and I don't see how it could be administered from over there.
Please disrobe and lay on the exam table. I'll be with you in just a minute.
This seems odd to me Dr. and I feel a little uneasy.
It's okay. Everything is highly moral and ethical, and good too! It's simply...
...that I'm a little shy, and don't forget to spread your legs facing this direction.

9-09-12 10:22am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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9-10-12 6:42am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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9-10-12 6:14pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-11-12 9:36pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Must......wait.......4 more days.....before......judging.....contest.......

(this message brought to you by the James T. Kirk School of Overacting. Please donate. Because a mind is a terrible thing.)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-12-12 2:29am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC564: "Mr. Kain... the Dr. will see you now." pt.1 by bigworm
9-12-12
Dr., I've had a 'EUREKA' moment! I see now that I'm suffering from the 'Fallen Mind Syndrome'.
Preposterous! It makes no sense!
Which part of it?
Just a minute, I'll 'google' it.
'Google' what!??
Jackasses having 'eureka' moments.

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bigworm

9-12-12 6:53am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC564: "Mr. Kain... the Dr. will see you now." pt.2 by bigworm
9-12-12
Score one for the 'old man' Dr., very good! But what about my self-diagnoses of the 'Fallen Mind Syndrome'?
What about it?
Why don't you put that in your pipe and 'google' it?
Will do.
Eh?
Jackasses are inherently unable to suffer from 'Fallen Mind Syndrome'.

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bigworm

9-12-12 6:54am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC564: "Mr. Kain... the Dr. will see you now." pt.3 by bigworm
9-12-12
You're gettin' a little slow there Dr. I totally predicted you would say that.
Duh!!!
"Duh" what?!!
A diagnoses of 'Fallen Mind Syndrome' pre-supposes that the mind of the sufferer was once in a loftier place... from whence it has fallen.
Okay, I'm with ya'!
Are you sure?

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bigworm

9-12-12 6:54am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Porkman & Finchy Are Wretched At Greco-Roman Mythology by ZMannZilla
3-25-12
Holy Cursewords Porkman! It stings when I pee! Do you suppose it has anything to do with that date I had with Medusa?
OMIZEUS DID FINCHY SEAL THE DEAL?! Porkman hopes not for Medusa has the herpes!
Yeah, I know, she told me, and said I'd get to have some if I slept with her.- but I still don't see them!
The herpes virus is too small to see so Finchy does not make sense to Porkman!
What? I thought herpes were those horrible screeching bird-woman creatures that eat the livers of men!
AND WHY WOULD GIFT OF LIVER-EATING BIRD WOMANS BE ANY BETTER?!?!?!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-13-12 10:49pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-14-12 5:34pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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The 16th is tomorrow. Judging shall happen on that day and not before and not after and stuff and things and get your last minute comics in and etc etc. Spoon.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-15-12 6:59am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Special mention:

bigworm - cause flattery is a terrible thing to waste

evil_d - old comics are allowed and your two cracked me up

crabby - for "Fuck you, Dr. Bacon!"

 

but the one that cracked me up the most (and the winner) is HCRoyall for not one but TWO wonderful AIDS jokes... AH AH AH...

Take it away, HC.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

9-16-12 1:41pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Wooo!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-17-12 5:47am (new)
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