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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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I rediscovered 'Strip Creator' and strangely enough even remembered my password!

How the hell is everyone?

I'm basically the same sarcastic brat I was before.  I've since moved from the frozen wastes of Canuckistan to the greener pastures of Freedomland.  Came for the weather, stayed for the deep fried everything.

Been reading through my old comics.  (gosh I'm funny.)

I've missed this place. :)

Cheers!

~ Lisa

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-04-14 3:45pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Every time I get one of your strips as the random panel on the front page, I think, "when's Hatrix going to come back?"  And now I have the answer!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-04-14 5:08pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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You are too kind!

I've been reading through the site again and I remember why I love it so much :D

Now to come up with something funny.........

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-04-14 5:48pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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I've added you to my follow list so that I'll be sure to catch your next comic as soon as you make it.  Btw, it appears that your next comic will be #400 for you making it a milestone return!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

5-05-14 6:19am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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So NO PRESSURE at all then!

C'mon brain, be funny or I'll hit you again!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-05-14 10:39am (new)
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HCRoyall
Can't Brain today, studying for Nursing School

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If you aren't funny soon, we'll take away your citizenship.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

5-05-14 2:05pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Jokes on you! I haven't got it yet!! :D  I mean um, jesus, um guns and freedom!  (that's the secret pass phrase right?)

hehehehehehe

Good to see you Mr. Royal.  How have you been?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-05-14 5:22pm (new)
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Injokester
Probably drunk

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Hey Hatrix, welcome back and good to see you :)

Sometimes it's best to wait for the funny to come to you, yesterday I encountered someone with the surname Wood****-Outram. I am tempted to introduce them to Dick Stokes-Hore.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

5-05-14 7:47pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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HELLO Injokester!  It's good to see you again :D

Omg. Dick Stokes-Hore.  AND he's a lawyer.  Wow. He's a comedien's wet dream!

I've actually got a few ideas but the illusive punchline never materializes. 

Is there viagra for the funny bone? Mine's been kinda limp lately. :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-05-14 9:15pm (new)
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Injokester
Probably drunk

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Sending dirty pics to an Australian man has been known to cure that.

Seriously though, what's wrong with the jokes you've told here - "moved from the frozen wastes of Canuckistan to the greener pastures of Freedomland.  Came for the weather, stayed for the deep fried everything" is gold, and "jesus, guns and freedom" could be tied into a strip about someone trying to hack a scientist's password - 'science', no. 'intelligence', no. Oh, he's American...

For me watching stand-up really helps, I find myself hitting pause to write jokes in the same style as I'm seeing. Mostly helps for writing stand-up though. Writing bad jokes can sometimes kick start things, even ones with no humour that just sort of seem like jokes. If you're broke you can sell them to the writers of Everybody Loves Raymond afterwards.

You'll get there, you can't lose your funny any more than you can teach it, but if it gets lazy you might have to poke it with a stick 'til it wakes up :)

So how's Freedomland anyway? I've heard tales of four storey shops that only sell M&M's and banks that give you a free gun if you open an account.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

5-06-14 12:50am (new)
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HCRoyall
Can't Brain today, studying for Nursing School

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Did somebody say stand up?

 

Yes that's me.  I did it just so I could say I did.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

5-06-14 1:46pm (new)
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mattmallone
i cheese grated my ***** for attention

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I too just remembered about this place and miracously my password after years of being held captive by chinese farting ants. 

5-06-14 4:35pm (new)
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mattmallone
i cheese grated my ***** for attention

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I feel like there should be like buttons on all these posts. GOD DAMN YOU FACEBOOK!!! WHAT HAVE I BECOMEEEEEE!!

5-06-14 4:37pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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HCRoyall wrote:

Did somebody say stand up?

 

Yes that's me.  I did it just so I could say I did.


Congratulations!  I liked the Volkswagen dealership line.

5-06-14 11:45pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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HCRoyall wrote:

Did somebody say stand up?

 

Yes that's me.  I did it just so I could say I did.


Damn right! Omg I'd never have the guts to get up on stage! Congrats!! 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-07-14 10:54am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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mattmallone wrote:

I feel like there should be like buttons on all these posts. GOD DAMN YOU FACEBOOK!!! WHAT HAVE I BECOMEEEEEE!!


Or little hearts in the corner to click.  (tumblr)

Yeah. We're social media zombies now. 

Live for the ****d!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

5-07-14 11:11am (new)
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shank
What the bleep do we know?

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I just logged in for the first time in I don't even know how long. I was listening to Sam kinison and it for some reason reminded me of this place. And I still see a ton of the original people on here. Crazy!

 

And I'm glad the layout hasn't Changed.......ever. 

6-26-15 8:58pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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HCRoyall wrote:
Did somebody say stand up?

Yes that's me.  I did it just so I could say I did.


I'm a musician and I've played many live shows over the span of my life, even used to be a live radio dj at a ****ty community college, and the irony has never once escaped me that I've always been too chicken**** to perform standup comedy. Oh, I've wanted to many times. But HC, my friend, you have bigger balls than me. So conrats on trying something scary as ****.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

6-27-15 7:46am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Welcome back Hatrix ! I've been sporadic for a few years but have been getting back into the SC groove this last few months. Good to see more old users rediscovering the site.

 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

6-28-15 4:28am (new)
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