Time's up! Here are the Honorable Mention folks, in chronological order:
kaufman - August 2 in Australia : Never have I seen so many INGs without one of them being a gerund in my life. Furthermore, I hereby declare the Gerundhog a new one-note character.
Spankling - Can't you just smell... : This one wins the gerund mini-contest (I counted five), and was funny also.
kaufman - Calendar series : This is really good stuff, but then you knew that. Research can be fun!
umfumdisi - Resistible Force vs. Illogical Object : The idea of Mr. Sticks inventing a holiday is terrific.
mmyers - Captain Obvious and August 12 series : Indeed, you gave kaufman a run for his money with this one, but it turns out he wasn't the one to gun for. The winner is:
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| I know that it is Field Day of August, and that we are supposed to be celebrating the natrual and zesty taste of grass... | |
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| Yes, grandma? Do you not like the taste of the grass in this field? | |
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| It's not that. It's that I have cancer. I'm going to die in a few weeks. | |
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| Swimming is the best form of excercise! | |
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Making a mockery of the rules and using a gerund sentence that I suspect came straight from a textbook, Mr. Billee made me laugh harder than I have at an SC strip in some time. I hope you've already gotten your Rulemaking Hat back from the cleaners, TB--201 is thine.
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