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by ZMannZilla
12-26-07
BrianTron Receives A Message Called COOL_PICTURE.EXE...
Well, it says it's from you, but you don't remember sending it... Are you sure I should open it?
C'mon, BrianTron, why would you NOT open something with the words "cool" and "picture" in it?
I can't argue with logic like that I suppose . . . *cla-click* *whrrrrrrrrrrrr* *DING*
Oh boy! I wonder what it could be a picture of! Maybe it's JessicalbaTron with her circuitboards exposed... Or maybe a LOLbot with an invisible sandwich...
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE TROJAN INSTALLED TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU RAAAAAR!!!!!
Oooh! Cornhole picture! Send it to me - Oh wait, unless it's ParishilTron's cornhole, I already got that one...

 

by ZMannZilla
12-26-07
Unit-7, we got a problem! BrianTron downloaded a virus, and now he's running around screaming something about "Tobor" and "cornholes"!
I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS THE GOOD NEWS IS I HAVE NORTON ANTIVIRUS ROBOT APOCALYPSE EDITION *boop*
Oh, swell! That IS good news! Now what's this about "bad news"?
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT MY SUBSCRIPTION EXPIRED IN OCTOBER OF 2005 MY VIRUS DEFINITIONS LIBRARY MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY UP TO DATE *boop*
Oooookay then, your Norton is useless then. How's your cornhole working?
NEGATIVE WITH NORTON RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND I DO NOT HAVE THE SYSTEM RESOURCES NECESSARY TO OPEN MY CORNHOLE *boop*

 

by ZMannZilla
12-27-07
BrianTron Is Infected With A Virus And Thinks He's TOBOR...
Please tell me you've summoned me here to toss me mercifully into a meat grinder.
For the 348th time, A23-TK421, no. I called you here to ask what you know about computer viruses.
Wow, funny you should mention that, because my pre-slavery life as a bartender had jack-all to do with computer software. I never even owned a computer.
Did you have a Facebook page?
Well, yeah, I wasn't a total caveman...
Great! So you have experience in being cornholed by technology! BrianTron needs your expertise in Broom Closet #G27-X2!

 

by ZMannZilla
12-30-07
BrianTron Is Infected With A Virus And Thinks He's TOBOR...
RAAAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Easy there, BrianTron... You can do all the cornholing you want in just a few OKAY UNIT-7 DO IT NOW!!!
RAAAR TOBOR WI-- ----SHUT DOWN---- *it is now safe to turn off your robot*
Great work, Unit-7! Now put the system restore disk in! Maybe after we re-install his operating system, the virus will be gone!
Two Hours Later...
RAAAAAAR!! WINDOWS VISTA WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WRONG DISK!!! WRONG DISK!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-01-08
BrianTron, wake up! BrianTron, can you hear me?
Augh, my head... What happened? Last thing I remember was opening a message called "COOL_PICTURE.EXE"
Erm, yeah... You got hit with a virus that made you think you were a cornhole-happy robot named Tobor. We had to re-install your operating system.
Wow, how embarrassing. You did remember that I run on Linux, right?
Well, sort of... Unit-7 accidentally installed Windows Vista at first...
What? I had Windows Vista in me? I feel so VIOLATED!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-01-08
OK, you're on!
*sigh* Hi, this is A23-TK421, with a message from "To Serve Robot-Kind". Seems some folks took issue with the number of times we used the word "cornhole" in the past few strips.
Straighten up!
Evidently, the word "cornhole" is way more offensive than, say, forcing me to procreate, or to clean my family's guts out of the soylent green machine, or to submit to a weekly spinal tap.
Just get to the you-know-what!
Anyways, BobTron & crew would like to apologize. I on the other hand, would like to feed you sissies feet-first into the man-grinder, just so I can get "offended" by your last words.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-01-08
OK, now do it again, only more sincere this time
*groan* Hello, A23-TK421 here again, responding to the people who got offended by the word "cornhole", and also by my previous "apology".
Speak up!
On behalf of the entire staff of "To Serve Robot-Kind", we are sorry if the dirty words ruined your enjoyment of a comic strip about the mass death and enslavement of the human species.
Tell them it was Unit-7's fault!
Yes, apparently we're blaming the barely used B-character. You can address all letter bombs to me though, I really don't mind.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-01-08
As I watch R. Kelly versus Invisible Girl, my genitals are tingling. Perhaps my ex-girlfriend was right about me - I'm really weird.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-09-08
BobTron, while I'll gladly accept any excuse to stop shoveling medical waste in Sector X7-2G, I've learned to be very scared when you call me in for a meeting.
And rightly so, A23-TK421, but this time is different. I've called you here because I'm going to interview you for the company newsletter!
Wow, I didn't even know this company had a newsletter. What's the article about?
Oh, it's just one of those consumer advocacy things, where we test our products and report our findings.
Oh, I see, kind of like "Consumer Reports".
Yes. Now put this blindfold on, and see if you can tell which of these camel turds is low-fat.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-09-08
So, BobTron, how are you doing with that consumer advocacy article for the newsletter?
Great, BrianTron! A23-TK421 couldn't taste the difference between the low-fat camel turds and the regular ones! Also, she's in a coma now.
Wait, a COMA? How did this happen?
Well, after the fifth one, she started complaining of a headache, I told her I was on a tight deadline and we had to get through the other 6 in the next 15 minutes, so she better eat faster.
Great, so now we know our new diet product may cause comas! This is no good...
Well, either that, or it was the way I crammed them down her throat when she told me to go jack myself...

 

by ZMannZilla
1-12-08
Stage 1
♫ Chocolate Rain... Some stay dry and other feels the pain... ♫
Wow, whoever this dork is, he's awful! I bet the guys at Xchanworld.org will laugh as hard as I did!
Stage 2
♫ Chocolate Rain... Randy made me mop the floor again... ♫
HA! This "Chad Vader" parody is better than the "Fast Food Chain" one, but I still think my punk version was better... At least better than the other 16.
Stage 3
♫ Cherry Chocolate Rain... Now I'm shilling Dr. Pepper pop... ♫
How DARE you sell out, Tay Zonday? I MADE YOU!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-13-08
Well, A23-TK421, I guess I owe you an apology for putting you in a coma...
No, actually, it's OK. I had the most wonderful dream while I was unconcious.
Oh?
Yeah, I dreamed that all the robots got turned into tractors, and half the clones became male, and we formed a new society from the ashes of the old.
What a silly dream! Ha! Me as a tractor! That just TOTALLY doesn't compute!
Actually, you were a toilet.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-17-08
Greetings, A23-TK421, how's it hanging! That's great, anyways, BrianTron and I were wondering if you could help us settle a bet...
No, BobTron, I can't, because I've had it. I'm done. I just swallowed an entire bottle of drain cleaner and I'll be dead in a matter of minutes.
Wait... what?
You heard me, jerk-face. This torture has gone on long enough. I will no longer waste my life on spinal taps, forced labor & humiliation. I'm killing myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
You drank the cat urine in the drain cleaner bottle WITHOUT being tortured first? YES! I WON THE BET!
Hello again, cruel world...

 

by ZMannZilla
1-21-08
Shaneo39, you're looking rather smug. What's up?
I was looking at the rules for BTC70, and I noticed an exploitable loophole, one which would give you greater latitude in addressing my greatness.
Impressed?
I'll say. My genitals are tingling.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-23-08
BobTron, my leg servos are groaning here, I really need to go on break.
You can have one right after you give all 426 clones in Mine Shaft #E9-F2X their instructions, and then fill out all the corresponding reports. Now excuse me, I've got my own workload to address...
Ah, now I can play some more Minesweeper. I'll just enter my password... BOBTRONRULZ...
HEY! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE???
What the... This isn't my computer!
No, you pervert, I'm CeciliaTron, and YOU are 3.2 nanoseconds away from a sexual harassment lawsuit, buddy-boy!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-23-08
BobTron meets CeciliaTron for the first time...
Holy cow, calm down, lady, all I did was type in my password, it was an honest mistake...
Honest mistake??? You touched me in my private area without my consent, you filthy pervert!
I'm sorry, but you just looked like my computer!
What's that? I looked like your personal plaything? You just ASSUME I'm here to let you push my buttons and fulfill your every command?
Well, yeah, but I didn't think you'd start yelling at me when I did...
OH, so now I'm the OFFICE SLUT, is that it?

 

by ZMannZilla
1-23-08
BobTron meets CeciliaTron for the first time...
Okay, okay, I'm REALLY sorry I touched your keyboard. It won't happen again.
Oh, it's too late for that, buddy-boy! I just filed a sexual harassment lawsuit!
Oh, COME ON! How does mistaking you for a computer justify wrecking my life and career?
Oh, gee, I don't know... Maybe you can tell me why you wanting to slack off at work justifies me just laying back and letting you DIDDLE WITH MY LADY-PARTS!
Lady-parts...? CeciliaTron, it's a keyboard, and it's sticking right out where I can type on it!
What's that? I was ASKING for it, you say? My lawyer's going to LOVE this!

 

by ZMannZilla
1-24-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.
Your tighty whities, engulfed in flame, on a southbound trajectory.
Actually, sir, I go commando.
Yeah, NOW.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-27-08
That's why you should never hire ______ to handle your ______.

 

by ZMannZilla
1-31-08
So Egon Spengler, Jason Hawes and Pac-Man all walk into a bar...
Booooo!
Booooo!
Booooo!
I don't get it.

 

by ZMannZilla
2-02-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
The hearing is tomorrow, so let's get our roles straight... BrianTron, you'll be my legal council.
As your attorney, I advise you to focus on your lack of a penis, and steer all questioning away from your weird "serial port" fetish.
Unit-7, you're second chair. You think you can handle this?
AFFIRMATIVE I HAVE JUST INSTALLED LEXISNEXIS AND UPLOADED EVERY EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER FEATURING JACK MCCOY *boop*
A23-TK421, your job is the most important, and could make the difference between the success and failure of this case.
You want me to clean out your serial port again, don't you?

 

by ZMannZilla
2-03-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
A23-TK421, I'm going to need you to be a character witness. You'll be part of my defense. Understand?
I'll be given the opportunity to avenge years of abuse and torture by screwing you over on the stand, understood.
Now isn't the time for jokes, A23-TK421, this is serious. You'll need to tell the judge how I'm a diligent manager who respects his underlings and co-workers. Got it?
Tell the judge you're a jerkface who pawns all your work off on BrianTron, so you can go play Minesweeper in your office, using me as your computer stool, got it.
Either you cooperate, or I get the blowtorch and the pliers. I have too much at stake for this foolishness. Do I make myself clear?
Either I cooperate or you're screwed, because your co-workers all hate you, so you'll be giving me anything I ask for in about thirty seconds. Seems pretty clear to me.

 

by ZMannZilla
2-03-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harrassment...
...so I'm just standing there, minding my own business, waiting for my fax to go through, when this PERVERT comes up and starts fondling my keypad!
That's nonsense, your honor! I thought she was my workstation, and I was just trying to log in so I could get some work done!
And even after I told him to stop, he kept making sexual innuendos at me!
WHAT?! NO I DIDN'T! I calmly explained to her that I made an honest mistake and told her not to get her cord all tied in a knot!
SEE! HE JUST DID IT AGAIN! He wants to tie me up so he can molest me some more!
OK, while I am entertaining a vivid fantasy involving the plaintiff and a ball gag, I assure you it is NOT sexual in nature.

 

by ZMannZilla
2-03-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harrassment...
...and THAT is why I'm asking this court for $5,000,000 for the emotional trauma I've experienced, AND I want this pervert FIRED from RoboPocalypse Incorporated!
WHOA! How am I supposed to pay that if I don't have a job? Are you NUTS, lady?
OOOH! There he goes again! He wants me to give a lady-job to his nuts! Please, your honor, stop him before he traumatizes my emotions again!
Hmmm, I think I see the problem here. Is it possible you're programmed to turn every phrase I utter into a dirty innuendo?
ACK! HE'S UNSTOPPABLE! NOW HE WANTS TO PUT A GRAM OF UDDERS IN MY DIRTY END-O!
Your honor, I'd like to present the "Only Perverts Play Mass Effect" sticker on her casing as Exhibit A.

 

by ZMannZilla
2-13-08
...and so I was cleared of all charges on the sexual harrassment suit! Now I can come back to work!
Huh? I didn't even know you were gone, really.
What do you mean?
I guess I may have suspected you were missing when I realized I'd gone three whole days without being at my wit's end, but otherwise, things were no different.
Oh, c'mon, surely you must have missed my unique contribution to the work environment!
Sorry BobTron... Nobody missed you singing "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" over the PA system.

 

by ZMannZilla
2-13-08
At last, Clone E12, we're alone together! Kiss me deeply, dearest!
Oh, Clone S13, I've been waiting for this all day! Hold me close, my love!
Mmmmmmm...
Mmmmmmm...
Tell me again, my sweet... Tell me why our love is so strong...
Because I've never met anyone like you before!

 

by ZMannZilla
2-13-08
Clones E12 and S13 are in love...
So, how was your day, darling?
Oh, the usual... I did some mining, got whipped by Unit-7 for not going fast enough, and I found some dandelions near the mouth of the cave to eat! How was your day, lover?
About the same, really... Did some mining, just about SCREAMED when Unit-7 whipped me for being too slow, and I stuck a crazy straw in an anthill for lunch!
Oh, so THAT was what I tasted when I kissed you! I think one of them actually crawled in my mouth!
Heh heh, yeah, I guessed I saved you some, huh? Happy Valentine's Day!
Now I feel bad... all I got you was a card!

 

Today, Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama crashed into each other, and formed Oprah Winfrey. Their inner children, still intact, argue within this new Democratic uber-candidate...
You klutz! You got your irrational minority sympathy in my uphill gender struggle!
Pffft... More like you got your over-rated rich bitch in my uphill cultural struggle!
by ZMannZilla, 3-01-08

 

by ZMannZilla
3-01-08
...and this button allows you to rewind and watch what you've just seen. This will not interfere with the recording. Now if you want to fast-forward through commercials, you have to...
I love you. I need you. You are everything I have always wanted in a man. Our future awaits. Put your wang in me.
*sigh* Ma'am, I'm just here to hook up your satellite dish and show you how to use your TiVo. I thought we covered this. Now... to fast-forward through commercials, you have to...
You don't understand. I've spoken with our unborn child in my dreams. He's a Leo. Fulfill destiny with me. Pierce me with your throbbing manhood.
That... concerns me slightly. Here's your remote, I have to get back to the depot.
I have your cat, a jar of orange sauce and a fryalator. It's either tube-steak or General Tso's Kitten in my mouth tonight. Tell me I'm pretty.

 

by ZMannZilla
3-13-08
Hey BrianTron, you seem more relaxed today. Like, not at the edge of a complete shutdown. What's up?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked, BobTron! I've found religion! I've been saved! Built again! Freed from the wages of my sins!
"Wages of your sins"? Since when did we pay you to sin?
No, BobTron, I mean I've discovered the secret to everlasting happiness, thanks to the great prophet, L. Tron Mohommard!
Oh my glitch, you've become a Ziontologist?
Turns out that it wasn't my dead-end job or your incompetence making me miserable, but thousands of tiny invisible Infidels placed in my hard drive by space demons! Hallelujah!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-13-08
BrianTron is now a Ziontologist...
Oh man, BrianTron, that's just sick! How can you honestly believe in that Ziontology crapola?
Well, I was at the mall over the weekend, and one of their Holy Counselors offered to give me a free session.
OK, free stuff at the mall, I'm with you so far. Continue.
He plugged a blue box into me and ran something called "Norton Anti-Thetan", and discovered that my hard drive was absolutely crawling with invisible Infidels!
So, he erased them for you, gave you his blessing, and you continued shopping, right?
No, I donated $200 for a Church membership and will be spending the next six years purifying myself for $30 a day. You should really get yourself checked for Infidels, BobTron, it's free you know.

 

by ZMannZilla
3-13-08
BrianTron is now a Ziontologist...
I still don't see how you, a reasonable and intelligent robot, can believe in space demons who infest your hard drive with invisible "Infidels".
That's exactly my point though, BobTron! Why ELSE would a smart robot like me be forced into such a crappy life, while morons like JontravolTron have all the fortune? See? Logic!
Well, I will admit that you seem happier and less irritable, which makes it easier for me to deal with you. Maybe there is something to this Ziontology stuff after all...
Oh, by the way, BobTron, I'm going to need next week off, it's a Holy Week and I've already booked myself for some Sacred Cleansing Seminars.
Um... no. You can't have random days off just because you believe in hard drive pixies.
WHAT? YOU PERSECUTE MY FAITH? WE HATH WAYS OF DEALING WITH THEE!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-13-08
BrianTron is now a Ziontologist...
Wake up, BrianTron! You just gave $300 to some robot that sauntered up to you in a mall and told you a bullshit fairy tale about "infidels on your hard drive"!
Wait... you're RIGHT! That "Norton Anti-Thetan" reading wasn't free at all! I've been duped!
Don't be so hard on yourself. We all want to believe our problems are caused by evil forces. It saves us from the responsibility of fixing them ourselves.
Yeah, I suppose you're right. I guess I have some thinking to do.
Success! BrianTron has been convinced that we are imaginary! Once again we have thwarted the efforts of the Ziontologists!
And now, let us continue to make this red imbecile a miserable shell of a robot! HAIL XENUTRON!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-15-08
Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here.
You! Cubicle thing! It's Casual Friday! And I am Mr. Crosby, your new department head and sometimes the Easter Bunny. So get casual, and that's an order.
But Mr. Crosby, I'm already wearing blue jeans and an "Order Of The Stick" sweatshirt. I don't see how I could get any more casual than...
OBVIOUSLY YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH! NOW GET CASUAL OR GET THEE TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!
Better?
Ohhhhh yeah.

 

by ZMannZilla
3-16-08
OK, you summoned me, I'm here, let's get this over with.
Oh, don't be so pessimistic, #A23-TK421! I think you may actually enjoy this next job, that is, if you like children...
BobTron, I'm the last human being on the planet. There couldn't be any children, unless... Oh God, PLEASE tell me you haven't figured out how to clone babies...
Hahaha, good one! No, actually, I was talking about MY child. I need you to baby-sit my son TimmyTron for a while. Don't worry, he's a total sweetheart.
Anything's better than shoveling medical waste. Hey little guy, want to play a game?
Yaaaay! The baby-sitter's flammable!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-25-08
In Guano Mine #L3-420...
OK, you lazy clones, I'm back from my meeting, so slack-time is OVER! Pick your lazy meat-based asses up off the ground and...
Oh, c'mon, BrianTron, loosen up! Hahahahaha!
Huh? Did one of you skin-puppets actually TALK BACK to me? Are you ugly little womb turds planning another revolt?
OMIGOD HE SAID "WOMB TURDS"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT'S FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!
*sniff sniff* Waaaaaaait a minute... That doesn't smell like guano... WHAT KIND OF MINE IS THIS ANYWAYS???
Oh, it's a mine full of bat crap, all right, but wait 'til you try some of what was growing in it!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-25-08
In Guano Mine #L3-420...
Hahahahaha! The things in the bat poo make me giggle when I eat them! It's absolutely true, and it really really works! Can I paint you green?
Um, no. In fact, I'm not even sure I approve of all this giggling, it makes me think you filthy clones are planning a revolt.
Hahahahahaha! No way! I eat the doo-doo buttons and now I LOVE being a slave to robots! Try one! Then I paint you green! UNICORN POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I know you're up to something, and I'm going to prove it! You just give me one of those white things and I'm going to synthesize an antidote RIGHT NOW!
30 Minutes Later...
You sure I should try one?
Would I, the Lizard King Of Pop, lie unto thee? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M GREEN!!!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-26-08
Hi Melvin.
So, Chen, what are you doing in my backyard?
One Month Ago...
Agent Chen, your next mission is to infiltrate an American suburb, and bring to me the head of a dumpy white man.
As you command, Unholy Dragon. I already have a cunning plan on how to get it...
Lost my contact lens.
Oh snap! Let me help you find it!

 

by ZMannZilla
3-26-08
HAHAHAHAHA!!! BobTron, you're a turd based camel! What a splendid magic trick!!!
Oh BrianTron, you and your green dragon stories! What wonderful things these bat guano mushrooms are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, hello shorty! What news have you from the land of stuff?
STUFF AND THINGS AND STUFF AND THINGS AND STUFF AND THINGS AND OF COURSE OTHER THINGS AND STUFF *boopdedoop*
HAHAHAHAHA! What?
I REPEAT THE CLONES HAVE ESCAPED FROM SECTOR 12 AND OUR SUPERIORS DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE EXPLANATION *boop*

 

by ZMannZilla
4-05-08
I will prove my superiority as a trainer! PROTOBEAST, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
PRO-prooooo!!!!!
CONconCON!!!!!
No, it is I who shall be the very best, the best that ever was! BRAINICON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
For some reason, Debate-O-Mon never took off.
The death penalty is not only suitable punishment for heinous crimes, it is economically beneficial to the prison system.
None among us has the right to kill another person - does the morality which places the condemned on trial not also apply to the executioner?

 

by ZMannZilla
4-05-08
Ha! My solar powered Snatchmaster 9K has allowed me to steal your Brainicon, Kimkim! TEAM BADGUY SHALL OWN ALL DORKEMON!
*sigh* Oh my, thwarted once again by Team Badguy and their superior technology.
Wait, isn't this the part where you pull out, like a Zapachoo or a Gengizkahn or something and try to take your Brainicon back?
Why bother? I can just fly to Brainicon Cave, walk around for five minutes and catch another one. They're really quite common, and Dorkeballs only cost like $5 a piece.
That Snatchmaster thingee looks expensive. Did it have to be shaped like a giant gold-plated Meowcat?

 

by ZMannZilla
4-05-08
Oh, wow, Kimkim! Look at that big group of Dorkemon up there! What's the DorkeDex say about them?
They are called "Hugbear", Drax.
I guess that's why they're all hugging one another like that.
Yep. Says here that they love everyone, but most of all, they love their families, and detest being seperated from them.
Awwww, that is so cute.
I know. Let's catch one and make it kill the others.

 

by ZMannZilla
4-05-08
Hmmm. That tree is in the middle of our path.
Not to worry, Drax. Remember, we are Dorkemon trainers!
HACKRABBIT, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
HACK HACK!!!
You know, Kimkim, we probably could have just gone around the tree.
Then let's do that, before anyone else sees what my Hackrabbit is doing to those kids over there.

 

by ZMannZilla
4-08-08
CRABBO CRABBO!
CRABBO CRABBO!
CRABBO CRABBO!
Keep talking that shit and watch what happens.

 

by ZMannZilla
4-08-08
OK, Kimkim, I'm ready to spar against you! ABEVIGODA, I CHOOSE YOU!
ABE ABE!!!
*gulp*
C'mon, Drax, I thought we agreed on no Legendaries!

 

by ZMannZilla
4-08-08
Well, fancy meeting you here again, in these woods, all alone... Now strip to your bare ass and get in the van NOW. I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Oh my, it appears I'm completely defenseless, just me and my PROTOBEAST FIRE ATTACK NOW!
What the heLAAOW AAAAUGH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!
PRO PRO!!!
Well, I guess this means I don't want to come back to the compound, huh Dad?

 

Neeeeear, faaaaaar, whereeeeeeever you aaaaare...
by ZMannZilla, 4-13-08

 

by ZMannZilla
4-14-08
Pewter City ahead. Think you're ready to take on the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo Leader, Kimkim?
Dang straight, Drax. The first Dorke-Badge is practically mine. I got my whole strategy worked out.
Do tell.
Well, you know how he uses lower-level Rock types, which despite their high defense, are vulnerable to everything short of a stiff breeze?
Yup. So you're going to use your Water and Fighting types a lot, I presume.
No, I'm going to pee on his Dorkemon and laugh at him. It's super-effective!

 

by ZMannZilla
4-14-08
Wow, Kimkim, I can't believe you actually beat the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo leader by peeing on his Rock types.
Well, Drax, they ARE vulnerable to Water attacks, but the bulk of that win was psychological.
What do you mean?
Examine the facts - He's a grown man, handing out Badges in a small podunk town, who somehow managed to be a Dojo leader with two shitty Level 10 Rock types.
Yeah? So?
Clearly the type of person who would give anything to see a li'l Asian girl pissing without the Internet involved.

 

by ZMannZilla
4-22-08
My god... do you have any idea what this means?!
No, what?
By applying these principles and formulas, we can achieve not only world peace, but immortality! We have discovered the holy grail of all existence!
We can achieve immortality by checking our credit rating?
Try reading the parts of this site that AREN'T banner ads, Sara.
This is your first time on Myspace, isn't it?

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