I'm in a band of said genre and we desperately need a name. I'm taking any suggestions, but if you hit gold, I probably won't give you any credit. There are three of us (potentially four) and we're all guys.

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"Natural Citrus"

...Yeah, I just glanced at my bottle of Listerine and saw that.

Garden Hose Enema

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That right there is the winner. I would totally listen to a band with that name (if by listen I mean point and laugh at their CD and then be [hopefully] pleasantly surprised at their ability)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes,
Moody Blues
or
Captain Willie's Whizbang.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I love progressive rock, but it never occurred to me to think of it as "funkadelic."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The last thing we need is more genres.

Remember when music used to be rock, country, jazz, classical, and crap?

I'm going to rebel and file all music from now on into those categories. Starting with Nickelback. One for the crap pile.

Oh, and how about Lucrative Ornitholestes?

How about an international flavor with: Meine Finger Riechen wie der Kolben Ihrer Frau

Too long? Then how about: Nippel der Lustig Zieht

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Indigo Spinners From Seahorse Bluff.

With that said, I vote for changing this thread topic to a discussion of the actual band, Funkadelic. How about 'em, eh? Good shit, yes?

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It's grime time.

Funky Prog Fags From Hell

Fag won't be used in the name, ever. Sorry possums.

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Chupa Cobra.

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My vote for best name is
Emerson, Lake & Clinton!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Funktion Junktion

or

Dysfunktional

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what if nigger meant kite

The Cpausti Experience, featuring Cpausti and His Cpausti All-Star Band

'The Anal Slaves'

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Fag.

What about "Slayer... For HER!"

I mean, I would use that.

'Captain'
'Smegma'
'The Squealing Wheels'
'Chinese Burn'
'Deputy'
'Funk You'
'Carp'
'The Wank Sleeves'

I apologise for making genuine suggestions.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

That Funky Smell

Drunken Funk

Insert Band Name Here (No, seriously, that's a real suggestion...)

Funkadelic Sideshow

And I'm spent...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Tampon Ramblers
Automatic Caution Door
Shippin' and Receivin'
The Denton Incident
Staging Level
Temperature Tantrum

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I has a flavor!

Cold Rectum
Flying Founders Society
One Ring Bohemians
White Boys
No Soul
Poser Paparazzi

Whores of Parliament
Groon (after the King Crimson song)
Arsed
12

Okay, that last one is just my favorite number, but having a number for a name could be kind of mysterious. Plus, when you make it big, people will ask why you named yourselves 12, and you can make shit up. Like, "We originally had 12 members, but eight of them died at a Bob Saget film festival."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Scottsdale Terrors

The Eric Severeid Boyz
The Flouncers
Rejected Organs
Random Head Transplant
Hamster Hijinx
Sgt. Fury And His Howling Commandos
Yakkity Monks

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Donkey Lips

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