Going with the D. The evil_d, that is.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

kramer_vs_kramer leads evil_d by 5-3.

I had a plan for the final, not expecting to make it that far, so if I win this round we might need a guest host to come up with some rules.

KvK

I'm winning 6-3 with the following still to vote:

• Matchbook_Romance


• ArtemisStrong


• edoggydogg


• UnknownEric


• kevin_keegans_perm

Let's give them 24 hours just in case, then kick off the final and get this over and done with.

I'll be running the finals per request. I'm not ready to call this thing yet, let's give it another 36 hours. Please vote or contact those who haven't voted yet to vote. See you all in the finals soon.

Ok, I'm lost.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

It seems pretty unlikely that additional voters are going to rescue me, so consider this my official concession speech.  Good show, kramer.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Such a move of pure class by evil_d. Kudos.

The final round will be posted shortly. Swamped at work right now and tonight's not looking good, but as soon as possible. Should be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to it.

Before the final match gets underway, I would just like to thank you all for the years of fun we've had and also thank you for the great years we'll have in the future. I've talked to my therapist and they feel that a Stripcreator retirement isn't what is best for my fragile psyche. I've also talked with my accountant and I can't reasonably abandon this money train. Also, now that Ivy is back things should be more fun than ever! 

WELCOME TO THE FINAL MATCH!

It's been one hell of a Comic Cup. One of the greatest I've been apart of. You all did a wonderful job. I'm proud of you. Thanks for all that you do!

The Rules for these finals were taken from two different Comic Cup Finals. 

THE RULES:

From Comic Cup XIII

Someone is ascending to power. You pick who. You pick how. You pick the power. Use from 6 to 21 panels to tell the story.

From Comic Cup XIV

Tell your life story

Make it work gentleman. You're the very best of the best. We're very proud of you. 

Due to a severe hangover.....the finals consist of who again? 

My apologies for not announcing the participants. 

In the finals we have:

Kramer_vs_Kramer taking on fourleggedtripod

WELCOME TO THE FINAL MATCH!

It's been one hell of a Comic Cup. One of the greatest I've been apart of. You all did a wonderful job. I'm proud of you. Thanks for all that you do!

The Rules for these finals were taken from two different Comic Cup Finals. 

THE RULES:

From Comic Cup XIII

Someone is ascending to power. You pick who. You pick how. You pick the power. Use from 6 to 21 panels to tell the story.

From Comic Cup XIV

Tell your life story

Make it work gentleman. You're the very best of the best. We're very proud of you. 

Really looking forward to this one. Should be a lot of fun.

Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

Damn. What? The last time I was in a comic cup final, I had to tell my life story in 15 panels. Yeah? Well, I have to do it again. The guy who won last time talked about his whole life being about masturbation and watching movies. So he's lived the life of every other man on the planet?

Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

I took a more direct approach and really talked about my life. Sweetie, your life isn't that funny. I know. So what am I supposed to talk about now? Are you sure masturbation stories are off the table? You do have quite a few.

Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

I don't really want to go in that direction. It's been done. You could talk about the first time you saw me at the pool. I was in that thong and you got so distracted, you tripped over the lifeguard and fell in. Yeah... That story ends with me masturbating later that night.

Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

What about the time I got drunk and booty called you? You mean when you made me choose between staying at the game with my friends or leave them for you? You chose me, didn't you? Yeah, but you were so drunk you passed out and we didn't even have sex. You ended up masturbating, didn't you?

Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

Dammit! Masturbation should not be the life story of all men. So talk about the birth of your son and having to work extra hours to support us. You mean and the three months afterwards when we couldn't have sex? Soooo... Masturbation. Masturbation.

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Real Life: Comic Cup by four_legged_tripod 8-18-15

What pisses me off the most is that as you keep bringing up stories that led to masturbation, it makes me want to masturbate. In fact, since I've met you, you've started to control my thoughts, actions, and even the way I feel. You've slowly risen to power over my entire life. Awww. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. Happy anniversary!

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Step 1 - We can have lots of fun by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

So, you've reached your first Comic Cup final and stand on the verge of being named the best and most powerful comedic mind in the world. That's right, Bob. In many ways my entire life has been leading up to this... Mama! I have so many ideas for "hilarious" three panel comic strips. If only there was some way I could show the world my genius. Well, I did buy you that pack of crayons, but you ate them all. I suppose when you shit them out I could sell your nappies as modern art pieces.

Step 2 - There's so much we can do by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

Tell me about your schooldays. Were they an influence on your rise up the comedy echelons? You could say that, Bob. Kramer, I'm going to have to put you in detention. Stay behind and write "I must not make lame jokes in class" five hundred times. Detention again? I hope all that repetition doesn't mess with my young, developing brain! And did all the repetition have any effect? You have read my comics, right?

Step 3 - It's just you and me by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

Tell me about that day in 2001 when you discovered Stripcreator. I was killing time in the university library. I had just finished my final exams. Well, that's university finished. I've got my whole adult life ahead of me. Time to go out into the big bad world and be a grown up, mature and respectable member of society. Or I could stay in and make seven hundred comics about sexually assaulting donkeys.

Step 4 - I can give you more by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

And is it true you've also tried your hand at stand up comedy? That's correct. My "hilarious" Stripcreator comedy skills didn't translate so well to the stage though. Chaos ensued at a comedy club in Glasgow last night, as a young comedian called "Kramer vs Kramer" went on a desperate and unfunny rampage. The night took an unpleasant turn when the comedian took to the stage in red facepaint and violently sodomised an elderly man who was sitting in the front row. Realising his act was not going well he then dragged two young female exchange students from Singapore onto the stage in his place and ran out a fire escape. When questioned by the police he responded "Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?"

Step 5 - Don't you know that the time is right by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

And on the eve of your entry in the Comic Cup I have to ask, is there a Mrs Kramer? I'm afraid not. I've been so busy training for the Cup I've had no time for relationships. But in many ways it's like I'm married to some of my comics. They looked good in 2001 but now I'm embarrassed to be associated with them.

Huh! by kramer_vs_kramer 8-18-15

Well, it's almost time. One last round stands between you and ultimate Comic Cup power. That's right, Bob. I can almost taste the victory. One more win, and you get the power to host the next Comic Cup. Hang on - if I win I have to organise another of these things?

Truly, this was a contest of stripping giants, but today, kramer_vs_kramer was a little gianter.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Tripod gets my vote.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My vote goes to Tripod

4LT for me.

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kvk

Being that I can't vote for myself...I'm forced between a rock (KVK) & a hard place (4LT). 

Therefore, survey said............................(4LT) because there's just something endearing about masturbation bios.

4LeggedComicCupWinner

CONGRATS!!! You earned it.

Congrats 4LT.  Good stuff.

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Congrats 4LT...Any more jewels in that crown of yours and you'll need a head the size of that "Jack in the Box" guy to hold it up!