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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Herro.

 Monolith on the moon.  How did it get there?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My breakfast today consists of Diet RC Cola, Amy's vegan teriyaki bowl and a nice banana from Guatemala!

I just got back from three days in the California desert at the Coachella Music Festival.  The Gorillaz set was the best produced show I think I've ever seen.Other highlights included Orbital, John Waters, DJ Lance Rock & Yo Gabba Gabba, Julian Casablancas, LCD Soundsystem, Perry Ferrell & Steve Porter, Proxy and Bassnectar.MGMT, The Specials, Echo & The Bunnymen, Kaskade, and Yo La Tengo were okay.  I only caught glimpses of Jay Z, Faith No More, and Vampire Weekend.Disappointments were no-show Talvin Singh (probably stuck in the UK), Public Image Ltd, Gil Scott-Heron (not angry anymore), and Sly Stone for postponing his set (but I missed his craziness later while Gorillaz were playing).

choadwarrior

choadz, you didn't watch Mayer Hawthorne, Phoenix, or Passion Pit? :(

Matchbook_Romance

Phoenix was on while I was waiting for Sly Stone to miss his set.  When he no-showed, we went for dinner.

We were watching De La Soul while Mayer Hawthorne was playing.

We were watching The Specials and Them Crooked Vultures while Passion Pit was on. 

choadwarrior

Smart move! You know Bunner was a roadie of some sort at a De La Soul show back in the 80's. He said they were rude and din't understand his magic! I just nodded to the miserable son of a bitch.

Today I was in a car looking out the window, and I saw a sign I see pretty much every single day. It said turn left into a particular street, but there was one next to it for the other side of the T-intersection that said turn right into the same particular street. I'm not naming the street because I don't feel obliged to tell anybody the name of it.

Anyway the point is, it got me thinking of a really neat blonde joke. The minute I get home I sit down at the computer, open up a make a comic page and type away.

[Click to view comic: 'Road Confusion']

I'm not sure if it's funny, but I like it myself. 

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I've lost 40 pounds in 4 months.

Eating less and moving more works every time. 

Great job!

That's awesome, choadwarrior. Grats! Got pics? :)

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Speaking of weight loss, I probably should have made some announcement when I lost all my weight, but I was away from SC then.

This is not to detract in any way from choadwarrior's fantastic achievement, because losing 20 lbs is very hard work. 

Since last fall, I gained back 18 of the 172 lbs I lost... but I've been holding steady within the same 20 lb range for the past 3 or 4 years.

This is me before:

This is me 172 lbs later:

Ok, ok... this is me with the rediscovered 18 lbs:

Other announcements include:

I got married.

I got divorced.

I quit smoking (hence the finding of that pesky 18 lbs.)

I am now 20 years cancer-free.

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Er, I meant that *even* losing 20 lbs is hard work. (And 40 is spectacular.)

Sheesh, even when I don't mean to detract, I detract. Sorry, choadwarrior!

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You guys are both big losers.  And I mean that in the nicest way.

I hope to join your awesome club soon.  I finally found a gym that works for me.  It's a Crossfit affiliate here in Eugene.  It's doing a great job on the muscles and the cardio.  I just need to start working on my diet to get the weight off.

You look awesome, Jessica.  Though I'm perplexed by that last pic.  I can't figure out what that dude is wearing.  Is it a kilt?  It looks odd.

I can't say what choad looks like, though.  His nudie-cam website has been down for a while.  

And once I get in shape, I'm going to get some shiny shorts, paint myself gold and do this:

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's a kilt, onto which a pocket has been sewn. It's his hashing kilt.

Hashing, for those who know not, is like a treasure hunt for beer. I am a member of the Omaha chapter of an international club called the Hash House Harriers. We are a drinking club with a running problem.

More information can be found in the FAQ I wrote, which can be found here.

As for the video above, does your wife know just how gay you are?

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There's a good chance that I will be having a baby. Pregnant I, II, and III are from when I thought a friend of mine was pregnant. Pregnant IV was written because I think I'm having a baby...

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gabe_billings

Disable the embedding of a youtube video??? 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Hot damn, LadyJ--you're looking great!  Congratulations on a fantastic job.  

Ten years ago, I lost 75 lbs, then I gained 30 of it back over that time.  Fifteen of it was last year and when I got on the scale at the doctor's office, it confirmed what I already knew.  Now I'm down 40, so that's down 85 from my peak.

Anyway, 172 is a great accomplishment.  Keeping it off is an even bigger one.  Well done!

We fucking rock.

^5!

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gabe_billings

 You and your son will have the "only wearing tiny shorts" thing in common, then. And Facebook will never let you post pictures ever again.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I am now officially a college graduate!! Hooray for me!!

Congrats RC!

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Congrats!

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I like to look though the non donor comics every once in awhile.  I saw one that looked as if it were in German by someone called Oebeloe so I clicked on it.  I don't read German but I thought, "Hey why not?"  I then clicked on the info page for this person and they had a fairly lengthy bio that read:

"Oebeloe is eigenlijk twee aardappeltjes die beide een piemeltje hebben. Zij weten het erg vaak niet meer en schreeuwen vaak om mamma of pappa. Verder is alles bijzonder geil als het met klamme yoghurt te maken heeft. Dag mamma hier is pappa. Heb je nog een worstje bekeken? Hij heet Erik."

Curious, I went to a translator online to decipher it.  When going from Dutch to English it reads:

"Oebeloe is two potatoes both have a pecker. They know it very often and not often yell at mom or dad. Everything else is very horny and the yogurt has to do with clammy. Mummy daddy day here. Do you have viewed a sausage? His name is Erik."

Anyway, it was funnier than the comic so I thought I'd share.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke