Friday was apparently my 2 year anniversary here.  Looks like I'm still the newbie.

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Happy anniversary.  Here's your gift:

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sheriff fish head the, the gun toting Atheist.

Today is my ten year anniversary. Thanks for all the good times we had. 

I thought Crabby was retired.

---
Kill Whitey.

I thought Crabby was retarded

I thought crabby was remartyred.

My greatest blog entry yet.

http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/b/post-preview?token=Lqv-1TABAAA.b6oWdl9cexOWvTXcRbqRBg.aD8cNSe2GoPUv7StMvkgTw&postId=9180621088501282476&type=POST

---
Kill Whitey.

The link gives me a token error in Firefox running Linux Mint so I backtracked the site and enjoyed immensely the other blog posts.

Reading back my above statement makes me want to kick my own ass.

Because of the geekiness

crackpanther wrote:

---

The link gives me a token error in Firefox running Linux Mint so I backtracked the site and enjoyed immensely the other blog posts.

---

I just wrote my first book review:

STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK: Could the Empire Kick the Federation's Ass? (And Other Galaxy-Shaking Enigmas)

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have found that any piece of fction I write under the influence of alcohol is much better than anything I write while sober.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

---

I have found that any piece of fction I write under the influence of alcohol is much better than anything I write while sober.

---

biped wrote:

---

I just wrote my first book review:

STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK: Could the Empire Kick the Federation's Ass? (And Other Galaxy-Shaking Enigmas)

---

Thanks! 

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

kajun_firefly's going to be a dad.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

Aww, a new little stripper.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

nice

---
what if nigger meant kite

Hi.

I can't wait to be a dad so I can wear Guayavera shirts on the weekends and make my kid wash the boat.

There's also going to be a little-r little_kitty on the block.

I feel it pertinent to add that I am due before Kajun's spawn is, but only by about 5 days.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Selling cars didn't turn out so well. Back to the tittie bar business I go...

---
Kill Whitey.