Tools by ivytheplant 10-21-05

I just bought myself a pneumatic brad nailer! Awesome! Somewhere in Canada... Suddenly I feel so cold...

Tools 2 by ivytheplant 10-21-05

According to this receipt I just found, on March 3, 2003 I bought a 7-inch adjustable blow. I said, "7-inch adjustable blow." Yeah, you're on your own with that one.

When Cereal Commercials Attack

Silly rabbit? Silly Rabbit?! I'LL SHOW YOU A SILLY RABBIT!! Trix are for ME, mother fucker!!

by HCRoyall, 10-21-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bwah ha... by HCRoyall 10-21-05

Those new guys creep me out for some reason...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Remake of RCL's Entry by possums 10-22-05

What was that? Nothing, sir.

CC 301: it's all I've got

Damn it Smarmulus, I am sick and tired of your toilet humor!

by Smarmulus, 10-21-05

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Toilet Humor

I'll be here all night

by RedfeatheR, 8-11-05

Separated at birth!!!

Peephole Salesmen by RedfeatheR 10-18-05

Something tells me we've hit up this house already JUJYFRUIT!!!

Crappy Days by RedfeatheR 10-19-05

Special delivery! What a coincidence, I have a "Special Delivery" for you too *chuckle* Oh in that case, I have a Special, SPECIAL delivery for you. Another coincidence... I just shit my pants. Like the Fonz does in that lost episode of "Happy Days" AAEEEYYYY!!!

Red, I promise I didn't see your comic before I made my contest entry. But, yours is very good. Although I think you meant "here all night" unless that is part of teh funny.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Memorial Day by Externalization 5-31-04

We take this day of rest to remember those who gave their lives for this government. Let us never forget the brave sacrifices that made the enforcement of our arbitrary morality upon an unconsenting world possible. Then tomorrow it's back to work for all of you. You've got taxes to pay. Wars don't finance themselves, you know.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Did I mention [grovel]? by Spankling 10-24-05

Sweet honey on a hot griddle! Hello tall blonde and smoldering! ulp Sooooo... whatcha hiding behind your back? That which can take pain beyond fun.

I tried to find the [grovel] thread but it is ba-reed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think this series is worth attention...I picked my favourites, but check out the whole series:

Vive de Dos Campesinos by Zimri 7-28-05

This is the true way of life, Ezekial. Raising our own food from the soil, much as God made us from the dust. Aye, aye. Want to do it? Yes.

Los Campesinos Son Raro by Zimri 7-29-05

Other people call us backwards and strange, Ezekial, but they do not know the joys of working with nature for one's food. Aye, aye. So what did we end up doing with that cucumber last night? I think I still have it...

Cinco Balasos o Cinco Dedos by Zimri 7-29-05

It takes an entire village to raise one good child, Ezekial. Aye, aye. So was it you that left that bite mark on my left buttock last night? Either me, or the donkey.

La Silla Amarillo by Zimri 8-04-05

The true value of hard work is underappreciated in today's society, Ezekial. Aye, aye. So I got this rash, it's like...want to see it? Yes.

La Rosa Salvaje by Zimri 9-21-05

True virtue derives from love and hope, Ezekial. Aye, aye. I think X-Files is on. Let's do it doggy-style so we can both watch it.

THE OWL IS VERY WISE

Another Old Joke Bites the Dust by niteowl 1-27-05

Hey, here comes the waiter. Well it's about time! We've been needing to sit down for an hour now! ALLOW ME TO PUSH IN YOUR STOOL.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Sun Tzu for Cats by TheGovernor 2-15-03

Cat versus the Birdcage as resolved by the Art of War Calculate a plan with the five woking fundamenatals of strategy: The Tao, Nature, Situation, Leadership, Art. If a fortified area is attacked, One's strength is compromised. Once a challenge is executed, if triumph is prolonged, the strategy becomes dull and the vigor dampened. Attacking a Fortified Area is an Art of last resort. You win this round bird

Doctor, Doctor!

Just as I thought: You're a quart low.

by kaufman, 10-27-05

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Timmy is such a fucking pervert

and I mean that as a compliment.

Timmy The Pervert by TimmyThePervert 1-21-05

here you go, sis. i brought back that family photo album you let me borrow. oh, thanks. ...why are there semen stains on all the pictures of me? hey, most of those are from dad, not me.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Thanks for posting one of my comics, Smarm. Now I'll return the favor and also post one of my own.

munster by Smarmulus 10-05-05

"and now a few minutes with Andy Rooney" Did you ever notice how some women get really bad yeast infections? And if it's really bad there is a rancid smelling discharge the consistency of cottage cheese. It sure does taste good.

My Beer by niteowl 10-28-05

My beer saved the rainforests! Oh yeah? My beer helped fight the War on Terror! OH YEAH? Uh, um...MY beer gets me drunk! Does it get you so drunk that you wake up the following morning in a compromising position next to Coolio and Rupaul? Hell no! Dude, your beer sucks.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thanks Niteowl, although I hope that's not really the best I can do.

However, here is the funniest Trek related comic I've seen on SC. So damn funny that it's gotten me in trouble with my wife for constantly making reference to the punchline at home.

Transport Her by choadwarrior 10-20-05

What name do you want to call me again? Yeoman Rand...are you ready for the captain's log? Ooh, baby...show it to me. Then you gotta get in here and look at it. I felt like I was giving birth.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

areallystupid guy is one of my favorite strippers on this site, and I think this deserves to be toprated... maybe not. It's still funny.

Ugh? by areallystupidguy 8-18-05

hello, and welcome to our fine restaurant. would you like to see a menu? nah, i brought my own. let's see...i'll have the buttered cabbage wafers with extra houston sauce, please. uh...we don't serve that. are you saying my menu is no good here?

14 minutes till Library session is up! by ArtemisStrong 10-31-05

Are those fires you're holding? I can help. No, these are muffins. Fires? I can totally do this. I'm on top of it, I'm all ready to help! These are muffins, not fires. LOOK AT ME! I MEAN, I'M SO "a firefighter". JUST GIMME A SHOT. I can do good things. I can. I can do good things. Good things. I'm still a good person, I'm still okay. I can do good... They're muffins.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

first job by mandingo 10-25-05

welcome to the machine ♫ welcome to the machine ♫ no, dumb fuck. i mean the assembly line. you'll be running it all alone, isolated by yourself 10 hours a day. ♫ Desperado... ♫

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what if nigger meant kite

Well, I hate you. by supergirl20 10-31-05

I love you Wel, I hate you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

2 feet and falling. by r0mp 11-02-05

Welcome to hell bitch! I am bacon! I am eternal! Obviously you failed to see that I have a handlebar mustache. I wanna fuck that bunny with the mustache from the last frame! What about me? What about my asshole? Labia stew! Labia stew! Mixed with the blood of a jew! What's the matter bitch? Daddy never loved you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

For once I'll actually post a few of my own.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 2 by Smarmulus 8-01-02

The MENSA exam questions continue... According to the Bible... uh-oh! if someone strikes you on the cheek you should do what? Refrain from ejaculation as long as possible.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 4 by Smarmulus 8-02-02

George Bernard Shaw wrote,"It's such a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children." What is this wonderful thing? Bukkake!