Bad Captain 4 by biped 11-10-05

Is Mike there? Last name...Hunt? Are you still at it? Shut up, Spock! I'm finally having some fun for a change! This is the 23th century, Captain. No one is going to fall for that old joke. MIKE HUNT! HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just noticed this comic from Scyess on the front page. Brilliant!

It's True! by Scyess 11-11-05

How do I hide all the porn on my computer? Just change all the pictures to black & white. Then they magically turn from "porn" into "art." Man. I love living in the modern age. You can also turn the recycling into art by gluing it all together.

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

Comic Cup XIII: Clueless in Stripcreator by HCRoyall 11-08-05

She came into my office, looking for help. Please, you have to find my friend, littleasiangirl1! She's gone missing! She wasted no time showing me to her friend's favorite places, hopefully to find some clues. But something told me these two were more than just friends... Or maybe it was just my underage lesbian fetish acting up...

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just noticed how brilliant this comic of mine is!

FTC 75: Sidewalk Of Blood by biped 11-01-05

MAKE WAY OR DIE! MAKE WAY OR DIE! That old guy's not moving fast enough. Chop 'im up, Jimbo. You know, this is the 10th anniversay of me walking ahead of you and chopping up anyone who gets in your way... Yes, I know that. And no, I didn't buy you a gift. Make way or die... make way or die... MORE FEELING!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Untitled... by OrionHunterC 11-04-03

Stickem up you rabbit in disguise you! I am not a rabbit you imbecile. *Gunshot* I guess you where right, sorry. Go to hell.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Vampire Bats by hughesy_mate 11-12-05

Hey Stev...whoa. You don't look so good, buddy. Yeah, I know, Al. Have a big night out being the fearsome Vampire Bat that you are? All the blood in town was yours? Nah. Gingivitis.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Finally, the truth can be told:

Max physics by KajunFirefly 12-07-01

Brad and Max Hey Max, you know, your Cowboy Physics strip has caused quite a stir, everyone's going crazy for it! What? Cowboy Physics? Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! What the fuck was I talking about?

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Because everyone loves a good blt sandwich...

owed to bltsandwich

I just don't like sex. It hurts. Becky, next time lubricate the vibrator first and try using it on your FRONT on the outside.

by Smarmulus, 11-14-05

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Finn34 said he liked these, so what the fuck, here they are...

CC 304: Welcome to Patel's by Smarmulus 11-14-05

Welcome to Patel's. I'll be your waiter. Would you like to eat inside, or not outside?

CC 304: Welcome to Patel's 2 by Smarmulus 11-14-05

Would you like your curry very hot or very, very hot?

CC 304: Welcome to Patel's 3 by Smarmulus 11-14-05

Would you like your rice with peas or not without peas?

CC 304: Welcome to Patel's 4 by Smarmulus 11-15-05

I'd like to see the manager, please. Tell you what I'm gonna do, just special for you I'll make the rice without not having peas.

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Sing-a-Long by Spankling 11-15-05

The north wind doth blow and we shall have snow. And what will the robin do then? Poor thing. He'll sit in the barn and keep his-self warm, and hide his head under his wing. Poor thing. At which point it was a piece of cake to sneak up on him. Just don't make eye contact.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Get ready to fall in love all over again!

Sally's Funny Trick by biped 11-15-05

Hey, Mommy! Watch what I can do! Are you watching? Yes, honey. Go ahead. YEEEEEEEEEE!!! YAAAAAAAA!!! I'm sorry, Mommy. I didn't know that my trick would give you a hard ackack.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gran and Gran: Cruise for a Corpse Part 3 by HotRodDeathToll 9-16-05

Look he's dead! Oh yes. I'll go over and help him. Hello sir are you okay? Oh hello. No i'm actually dieing could you help please? No.

Gran and Gran: Hell Grannies by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-05

What are you in for? Bag snatching, you? Break and entry.

Gran and Gran: The New Kid by HotRodDeathToll 9-10-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Don't you think that new kid that lives on our street is rude? Oh yes I saw him walking! On the footpath! Thats terrible

Gran and Gran: The OC by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Have you seen the latest television show called 'The OC'? No, and I don't want to. It sounds terrible. It's also very inappropriate. Two people were in a horizontal positition. Oh, horizontal position! That's terrible!

The Day Before The Party: Ben Affleck

Oh no, a Ben Affleck movie, at the party! You're gonna have drown yourself in the toilet.

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

---
The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Desperate measures by DexX 11-16-05

I've been thinking, Frank... we've been stuck here a while, now, and I don't think we're ever going to be rescued... I'm thinking, well, we might have to do something... kind of... sick... Uh... what are you trying to say, Harry? Well, you know... we might not have any other option and, uh... Harry! Are you suggesting... you know... *wink wink* "Hello sailor"? What? No, not sex, you tit! I'm talking about cannibalism! One of us will have to eat the other to survive! Oh... more like "Goodbye sailor" then?

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Comic Cup 139 - You Think You Can Love Me? by Smarmulus 8-23-02

I'm here to seek your help. I've been told you are a great & wise healer. This is really embarrassing & I don't know how to put this... It's a sexual dysfunction relating to time. Easy come?

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

This guy makes me laugh.

Takei by DesertShark25 11-01-05

I can't beleive Sulu is gay. My life is now officially in shambles. What am I to do now. Everything I know doesn't make sense--- FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOUR 41 YEARS OLD! GET A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY.

Takei 2 by DesertShark25 11-01-05

So George Takei finally came out to of the closet last week. GeorgeTakei is gay?! DAMN IT!! I had $100 on Leonard Nimoy. He was so obvious.

Reasons Behind Art by DesertShark25 11-06-05

Where are all the paintings? I thought this was an art museum. This hallway is art dadio. its a representation of the ills of society. Are you serious? No, but I need to say something to get a government grant and not have to go back to my teaching job.

Asian Logic by DesertShark25 11-06-05

You're a completly useless character, its time to erase you for good. Plus you look very creepy and I'm tired of seeing you whenever I start a new comic. But you're using me right now for this comic strip, so I am still useful. Damn you and your asian logic!

Date Trek by DesertShark25 11-06-05

Greetings earth babe. Can I buy you a drink? You're like 40, right? Can I beam you up...to my bedroom Wow, my 4 year old brother has that same costume. Live long and make love baby. Didn't you learn anything from the last two panels?

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

DippedInPoop is very under-rated. Many of the poop comics make me almost poop.

PG-13 by DippedInPoop 11-14-05

Wanna rent "Legally Blond 2: Red, White, & Blonde"? what's it about? it's about when reese witherspoon got her first period is it really? no, i was just hoping that'd make you want to rent it it did

Jailbait by DippedInPoop 10-05-05

How was your weekend? It was alright. I went fishing. My Uncle wouldn't let me bait my own hook though, so I told him he's a hooker. Then I paid him for sex.

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Suddenly Hugh Grant by biped 11-20-05

GAAAAAA!!! Who -- who are you? I'm Hugh Grant! HUGH GRANT? But he's -- he's HANDSOME! Oh, that's just makeup and special effects! There are no HANDSOME or BEAUTIFUL people in Hollywood! But -- what about Catherine Zeta-Jones? Catherine Zeta-Jones is a MAN!