RCCOLAMAN sorry Z

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Bumped from page 4 for late bloomers...

crabby wrote:

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So far the following people have advanced to the 2nd round... [b]jes_lawson, brycekain, and not_scycess. RcColaman is out to a 6-2 lead, but I'm not ready to call that one just yet.

NEXT UP... four_legged_tripod vs LuckyGuess

The rules for this match come from CC240 hosted by Chicka. The rules are:

attitudechicka

Yeah, that's right, make a comic about chicka's birthday and camping, don't like the rules? Well, if either of you win, you can come up with all the hilarious rules you want and in order to win you have to play my game for now, so dance for me my pawns dance!

P.S. Hurry and post comics before Gabe shits himself, you know that guy has ADD and can't possibly keep track of this much longer. We don't want to lose him before he can lose his first round match.

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Got enough bold there, Capt. Douchebag?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

RCCOLAMAN

at least i'm hoping that's how it's spelled.

Also, the amount of bold in crabby's post made my brain hurt.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm down with RCCOLAMAN.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I have created a great and mighty series in tribute to our crabby overmaster, but we're only posting one comic, so y'all can read the rest on your own time because this is buisness and I am a buisinessman. With little cards that have a fax number on them and raised typeface and an office, a really nice office, with random asian art to the wall and a hot secretery named Jean.

Chicka Earth by LuckyGuess 5-16-10

Where are you taking me, odd-smelling manchild? We're going birthday spelunking, followed by birthday underground camping, then we're listening to some birthday accusatory phone messages from my girlfriend. Where did you get this idea? I want to go to Applebee's. Well the other day I smoked one million blunts and watched planet earth for eighteen hours, and that was pretty cool, so looking at nature for realsies has got to be way better. Did you bring any Applebee's? No.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

She's 26, Scout's Honor by four_legged_tripod 5-17-10

Happy birthday, lady. Thanks! Wait... are you stalking me? No. My troop is camping here. I saw you having a birthday party and figured I could get my "Help an Old Lady Cross the Street" badge. I am a year older today but I don't think I'm old enough to help. Is there any other badge I can help you earn? Well... if you show me your tits, it would help me pitch a tent.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

While tripod's comic includes a line from an actual conversation we had last week, Lucky continues to steal my less than three.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My vote goes to tripod.

They're both fabulous, but my OCD can't handle the stretched frame and the repeating background graphic. I have to go take a Xanax to calm this twitch that LG gave me now.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

tripod, because tits are awesome.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm not late, I'm efficient.  I can vote for RCCOLAMAN and LuckyGuess in the same post and conserve valueable carbon resoruces.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'll go for tripod

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ZMann because his awesome avatar makes his comics even better.

And while boobs are awesome, Lucky' series made more with the lulz, so LG gets my vote.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

tripod's punchline steals it, even if LuckyGuess's comic captures Chicka to a T.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Tripod!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

LuckyGuess makes me wish I knew Chicka a little better.  Tripod makes me wish I knew Chicka a little better during my Boy Scout days.  So, I have to award my vote to Tripod.  Sex sells, IMHO.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I cast my vote for Lucky!!

I've got tripod with an early 6-3 lead, lets keep those votes pouring in!

ONTO THE NEXT ROUND! ittle_kitty vs ladyjdotnet

The rules for this match up come from CC42 Hosted by gabe_billings himself! Here are the rules.

gabe_billings

Lot's of interesting things to read through in that thread. A real history lesson for some of the newer strippers.

Good luck to you both! Let's keep this torrid pace going!

Sociopathic Medicine by ladyjdotnet 5-17-10

I've run every test I can think of on your friend wirthling, but nothing's making sense. He likely has multiple conditions, and that's difficult to diagnose. You mean like for instance if he had ringworm, clostridium difficile, hepatitis, and whooping cough? Right. Exactly. Those four ailments would cause a wide range of symptoms, creating a lot of diagnostic confusion. Incidentally, now that I think on it, that combination makes sense for his symptoms. You're a genius! What made you think of those specific illnesses? Oh, those are the conditions of the highly contagious patients I paid to rub up against him while he was sleeping.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Tripod

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Lucky

Uhh, I guess I'm up. Let me see what's roaming around the ol' noggin and I'll get back to you.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Comic Cup XIV : TOOT TOOT! by little_kitty 5-18-10

Dr. Billings, have you seen these test results on patient X? Ahh, you mean Wirthling. Positive for every known STI under the sun, including some that we're going to name after him Don't worry Doc, I'll set him straight... Medically and morally. AAAAGGGHHH!! How did things go? Well, he said the only way to stop ZEE COCK TRAIN was to demolish it. I thought he was talking about his weiner.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

ladyjdotnet

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troelsea at gmail dot com

They both made me laugh but I'm going with LadyJ

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

ladyj all the way.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke