Five votes! FIVE!!! [u]FI5E!!!!![/u]

Those miserable Scottish Labour MPs have saved the Dear Leader's worthless career yet again! Can't they find it in themselves to stop being zombies once? Just once? Just once? Fuck off back to your safe constituencies and sell more heroin, you pension-skimming vermin.

Not that it bothers me, you understand.

[font=impact][u] FUCKING KNOBCHEESE COCKBASTING TOADYING SHITFUCKERS![/u][/font]

Oh yeah, I'm REALLY going to feel the benefit when I go to university, what with [font=impact][u] NINE FUCKING PERCENT OF MY FUCKING INCOME BEING NICKED OFF ME PER YEAR [/u][/font]

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

HULK SMASH BLAIR!

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Is this like bizarro-world American politics?

The Democratic nomination process is fun to watch. Anyone who says voters have no real choice should pay more attention to how hard the candidates are working to get the nominations. There's a pretty wide variety of candidates to choose from...

ALL OF WHICH WOULD LOSE TO GEORGE BUSH! MAAA HAAA HAA HAA.

Just kidding, I just had to throw in something salacious.

Also:
Howard Dean = Bizarro World John McCain
Lieberman = Bizarro World Al Gore
John Kerry = Bizarro World Frankenstein's Monster
Col. Clark = Bizarro World Gollum

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Al Sharpton = Bizarro World Jesse Jackson.

Mainly cos he's black and has a criminal record.

Also, isn't it General Clark? Give the man his due, makk!

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Que?

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

Something to do with him being a pussy?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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Al Sharpton = Bizarro World Jesse Jackson.

Mainly cos he's black and has a criminal record.

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Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

Something to do with him being a pussy?

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?

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I REALLY HATE THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!>:8P >:8P :8O :8(
HES A PSHYKO!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!!! LOOK AT THE WORLD!! SINCE HE BECAME PRESIDENT THE ECONOMY IS LIKE JUNK!!!! BUT HE HAS HAD THIS WAR SO WE CAN GET THAT FOOL SADDAM, AND WE DID, WHICH IS GOOD, BUT... I STILL HATE THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!! this is how i feel about him:
(pic. up there)<- YUCKY BUTT FACE!!!
this picture is bad and he looks even worse in real life!!:

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

oh and did i mention he was stupid !!!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

childofthecorn... that has to be the best post so far in this whole freakin' thread.

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That's probably more calculated to win the Dem vote. If Clark wins the nomination, maybe he'll keep Moore out of sight for the actual presidential campaign. Of course, fatso would be likely to go along with that.

I know what you mean, though. Something about Clark makes me think that he's not taking the whole thing very seriously. Still, I'd probably still vote for him despite that, or maybe because of it.

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

Something to do with him being a pussy?

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?

What double-standard? What are you babbling about, man?

That's probably more calculated to win the Dem vote. If Clark wins the nomination, maybe he'll keep Moore out of sight for the actual presidential campaign. Of course, fatso would be likely to go along with that.

I know what you mean, though. Something about Clark makes me think that he's not taking the whole thing very seriously. Still, I'd probably still vote for him despite that, or maybe because of it.

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

Something to do with him being a pussy?

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?

What double-standard? What are you babbling about, man?

Weather you like him or not, George Bush is our president, and as such is supposed to be referred to as "President Bush", just like "General Clark". Get the point now?

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Er, except that makk called him "Colonel Clark", which as wrong as "Senator Bush". Get the point?

Er, except that makk called him "Colonel Clark", which as wrong as "Senator Bush". Get the point?

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Politics is to Democracy as Black is to White by Trippingbillee 1-27-04

Ok, so let me get this straight. We DON'T want the good, liberal candidate to be nominated because he'll never beat Bush. Right. We need a more conservative, middle-of-the-road guy. So, we don't want someone, with, say, an actual liberal idealogy. Right. We need someone to appeal to the fence-sitters, swing voters, and democrats in the South who approve of Bush. So we need to nominate... a conservative. To beat another conservative. We're thinking about asking G.W. Bush to run on the Democrats' ticket as well as the Republicans'. We think he has the best chance of beating himself.

Clark seems cool in my book. However, we're going to fucking lose, and I'm trying to get used to it now. Best we can do is elect a congress that will fight Bush every step of the way...

...but something tells me that won't happen either.

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Sex Piano.

I thought the url thingie got changed in the forums too. My bad. The comic:

Politics is to Democracy as Black is to White by Trippingbillee 1-27-04

Ok, so let me get this straight. We DON'T want the good, liberal candidate to be nominated because he'll never beat Bush. Right. We need a more conservative, middle-of-the-road guy. So, we don't want someone, with, say, an actual liberal idealogy. Right. We need someone to appeal to the fence-sitters, swing voters, and democrats in the South who approve of Bush. So we need to nominate... a conservative. To beat another conservative. We're thinking about asking G.W. Bush to run on the Democrats' ticket as well as the Republicans'. We think he has the best chance of beating himself.

I know for a fact that the heads of the Dcrats are vikings and robots.

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Sex Piano.

Clark would be better than Bush (and could beat him). Al Sharpton would be better than Bush. The spit flying from Dean's mouth and landing on a poodle's clit would be better than Bush. Republicans will have fun voting in the beatable Kerry. But I would even vote for him over Bush. I would vote for a salted pretzel over Bush.

I don't know if I'm getting my point across here...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

... maybe we can call in that salted pretzel for an assassination attempt on Bush.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I love it when Inflate gets political. :)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Al Sharpton makes sense. I just wish people would listen to him before they judge, or reflexively barf up the Tawana Brawley mess.

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KERRY SLAPS DEAN'S HEAD INTO HOCKEY NET
Democratic National Convention: "Goooooaaaaalllll!"

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