:(

Dan at least sent me a PM before he tossed me.

No biggie.

DQ'd by crabby 10-30-03

You better watch out my mutant powers are going to kick in any day and I'm going to throttle your ass. ok. FUCKING BEEYOTCH!!! YOU AIN'T NEVER GOT KNOCKED OUT BY FUCKING CLAYMATION BEFORE HAVE YOU? Well one time at this convention up north. Fucking Claymation man he's one tough cookie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! pREPARE FOR ROUND 2 BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!! Claymation is my Red kryptonite.

Cynical_Chi

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AFROMANS MOVE

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Eff them both because the both voted against me (or neither voted for me, depending on your point of view). Still, let's go with Chi in the winner's circle, since it is my middle name.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I refer you here:

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No biggie.

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Chi_the_Cynic advances.

Round 1, Match 6:
kaufman vs niteowl vs boinky33

Elements are:
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[*]Jimmy Carter
[*]Stalking Kaufman (or talking to kaufman, refer to the Comic Cup VI thread)
[/list]

Submitted and rejected by crabby for an annoying celebrity and a strange hobby.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 11: Carter Blanche by kaufman 10-31-03

Our top story tonight: Shocking news out of Georgia, where former President Jimmy Carter has been arrested for stalking an unidentified Maryland individual. The president, as he was being led away, openly sobbed about how his humanitarian legacy had been destroyed by this "Kaufman", and how he had been just spinning his wheels for years. Dear Mr. Carter: I am writing to ask you to join our noble mission, called Habitrail for Humanity ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Comic Cup Thing by boinky33 10-31-03

OMFG! IT'S JIMMY CARTER! I LOVE YOU! I'm not Jimmy Carter. I'm Kauf- Oh, Jimmy! Let me smell your hair! Ahhh! Get away from me! Then this happened...... BBLLAAUUGGHH!!!! Quack! Quack!

Uh oh, I get to go against 2 guys who've made well over 1000 comics each. Gulp.

Comic Cup XI : The 70's were a sick time, literally by niteowl 10-31-03

So you're saying Jimmy Carter is an annoying celebrity? Why? He's always going around the world with these peace proposals and stuff... Yeah, but isn't it for the betterment of the world? Not when you see what he's really offering. C'mon, buy some of this Billy Beer my late brother used to make. Only $50 for a sixer! Quit bugging me already, Jimmy. I'm not buying that nasty swill. You know, Billy Beer is a lot like Billy Ball, they're both all about the runs.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Boinky, fo rizzle!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

kaufman

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

COUGH sorry, I've got a cold man

kaufman

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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AFROMANS MOVE

33 is jesus's favorite number.

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It's grime time.

Kaufman

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

boinky33

okay, i'm either over-analyzing, or i'm stupid. i don't get kaufman's joke.

since i am familiar with baseball and beer, I'll go with niteowl.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Whew, was beginning to think I was gonna get shutout...umfum, you're my hero.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I would have voted for Number 33, but his completely random last panel was weird.

But I'm voting for boinky anyway. Although I'm glad niteowl didn't get shut out.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

kaufman, who may or may not have penned the upcoming film The Missing, to star Tommy Lee Jones and Cate Blanchett.

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This is not my empire.

Will take the highroad or the road that nobody was on due to the traffic, and I say NITEOWL.

ToNITE OWL be voting for old what's his name.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

boinky's made me laugh. I don't care how stupid it was, it made me laugh, so it gets my vote.

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Sex Piano.

niteowl