And now your feature presentation. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-16-05

Moh.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I just found out that all of us who were posting so that the comics didn't actually appear are idiots. You can just click the title of a displayed comic and it'll take you to where you can vote on it. Observe:

The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious! by BigEvilDan 2-03-01

Captain Obvious bravely patrols the streets... You're Asian! Thank you Captain Obvious! You probably don't like being nailed to a cross. Good job, Captain Obvious! You...you...what the hell are you supposed to be? Bwhahaha! Your powers are useless against me, Captain Obvious! I shall defeat you...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Some users read these posts with comics displayed.

Not me though. Having a modem meltdown would suck ass.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You mean, you just got around to reading what I wrote on page two of this thread?

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I just posted my favorite strips in my one year at stripcreator in the forum below. If you like any of them, feel free to click on the title and vote.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=135456&forum=23

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Feel free to click on the title of this comic and vote.

The New Kid 2 by biped 2-16-05

What you doin' over here, boy? Git the hell back out there and sell dat ass! I...I don't want to be a male prostitute anymore, Dingus...(drool) Aww, is dat right? And what would you rather be, chicken boy? A...clown...(frrrt) Step right up an' fuck de clown! Fuck 'im till he beeps! He'll make ya dick feel funny!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Feel free to click on the title of this comic and vote... if you're old enough to get it.

CC73: A Very Special Moment With Hall and Oates by fuzzyman 10-17-01

What's the matter Daryl? You look like you've lost that loving feeling! I feel out of touch, John. You know that rich girl I was with, Sara Smile? She was a real maneater. Say it isn't so! Yes, we did it in a minute. I suppose that's the method of modern love. I'll say one thing, though... she gave me a real adult education. Well, your kiss is on *my* list. You know, John, some things are better left unsaid.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This strip of chooby's is one of my most favorite on SC:

Number 3 - Darren and Hank by Choobychooby 5-22-03

So, what do you have planned for tonight then? Tonight? I thought we were just staying in to watch television tonight? But, it's our anniversary, aren't you going to take me out for a meal or something? What do you mean our anniversary? That's not until November. No it isn't, we started going out in May, we met at that roadshow, remember? Oh yeah, but it was months before you gave me any ass.

Field Of Broken Dreams by smamurai 2-24-05

You're a famous dead ball player. If you build it, He will come. 2 years of blood and sweat later... Maybe now I will find out why dad never once took me to watch him play baseball. Is that him over there? HOTDAWGS! GERTCHAR HOTDAWGS! Oh hey there son. Well this is kinda embarassing. I'll say. And not just because I am masturbating in public either.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Rules of Life by NeoVid 8-19-03

#67: Nothing's foolproof if you have a big enough fool. Hey!

Proverb by NeoVid 8-19-03

"The greatest man has the look of knowing nothing." Hey!

CC 221: I'm game by NeoVid 11-21-03

Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP We should be working together! Aren't you sick of not getting any respect because you're short, too? Hell yes I am! Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP Well, I've got an idea. You shave and wear this trenchcoat. I'll carry you on my shoulders... Completeling: 56 HP All right! No more "You must be this tall to ride" crap any longer!

Political Evolution by NeoVid 1-04-04

True game convention story by NeoVid 1-30-04

You're going to sneak in? You realize you're wearing armor? It's just chainmail. I can stay fairly quiet. *JING* *JING* *JING* *JING* Excuse me, the Society for Creative Anachronism is this way, right? Thanks. *JING* *JING* *JING* Well? I stand by my statement.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/177081
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/186803
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/191426

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

being on that top rated thing would be rad. here is a comic

jesus can't tell jokes by xxausrottenxx 11-04-04

hey satan, knock knock who's there? interrupting cow interrupting cow who? ....ah crap

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The majority of these quotes are from right before a character died.

Game quotes by NeoVid 2-02-04

This scroll is useless. It just says "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR." I bet without Mjolnir you're a pansy. There won't be any surprises. I own this adventure myself. They won't attack for no reason. They're willing to talk if I drop my weapons? Okay. This ring of flying has a time limit?

Game quotes 2 by NeoVid 2-02-04

OK, Odin, if you won't answer, here's what I really think! You can't disintegrate yourself. Here, watch. Sure, I humiliated the GM in class, but he won't take it out on my character. I spilled the oil on myself. I'd better get it off before we face the red dragon. I could only fail if I roll a 1 twice in a row. Well, he's Lawful Evil, so he should keep his word about not betraying us.

Game quotes 3 by NeoVid 2-03-04

What trap? Do you really think they'd leave the self-destruct button out where anyone can press it? Ha! Arrows versus Kevlar! Only six inches tall? ...Wait. Six SCALE inches? Well, I don't like this character anyway... here goes... Your mother was a gully dwarf.

Game quotes 4 by NeoVid 2-04-04

But the directions said to pull pin and throw! So what if the elves are black, you racist! Huh? I thought you said fifTEEN ogres... A pit? How original. I thought this GM was more creative. 23... 24! He's out of ammo! Uh, guys? Why are you looking at me like that? Guys?

Game quotes 5 by NeoVid 2-04-04

Wow, what could have done that to a giant? I'll cut the red wire. I'll try and hide in the room full of shadows. What do you mean, shadows with a capital S? Man, you're dumb even for a barbarian. Blue! No wait, yellow-AUUUGH! Lessee: AC 17, 3 HD +3, and D8+2 damage... OK, I can fight for four turns and still have 12 HP! Let's rock!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Here's a few new ones and a few old.

Mate by FinnNYC 1-04-05

Alright, today's the day I meet my sign language trained mate. Sweet! Do you think you'll be able to teach your offspring to sign? I'm in this for the mating. I'll leave the teaching to the mother. I hear ya. I don't think I could bother teaching a baby all the stuff I've learned either. What are they training you to do? To pee in the coffee over at the physics lab.

Chock Full O' Pee by FinnNYC 1-04-05

I heard one of the monkeys from the neurobiology lab got out. Yea, those idiots can't keep their shit together over there. Haha, no shit. Just a bunch of grad students pretending they're PHDs. Hehe, Dorks! you know what they say... If you can't prove the Atiyah-Singer index theorem, you play with monkeys. Hahaha! Losers! ... this coffee is awful.

You eat one lousy foot and they shoot you. What a world. by FinnNYC 3-11-05

What's this I hear about humans being delicious? I always thought they smelled awful but rumor has it they taste great. Kinda like sauerkraut I guess. Or Brussels Sprouts. Shut up, here comes Mr. Davis. I got dibs on the nose and fingers!

Corpse fresh scent by FinnNYC 12-29-04

Hi Stan, I didn't expect to see you again after they took you away last week... What's that smell? Is that you? Yea, it's me. They put a lot of perfume on me. ... well not so much on me as IN me. What the hell kinda test is that!?! I think they're trying to make a better smelling corpse. Wow. Here dude, have my bananna. You've earned it. No thanks, everything tastes like Giorgio now.

G-Spot by FinnNYC 12-28-04

Man, I wish I could go back in time but still have all of the knowledge I have now. Back in time? Like how far? Back to when I was a kid. Or maybe just back to before I got brought to the lab. What would you do with the knowledge you've gained? Well, for one, I'd do much better with the ladies now that I know what they like. ...That "lady" the scientists hook you up to is a machine.

enjoy and vote

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Here are the only one's I thought I've done that are worth a damn. If you think different Post some other ones of mine. Vote on these if you want =)

Lizhard III by RedfeatheR 4-03-04

Sorry, I don't date men where I work But, you're a whore.

McButchers by RedfeatheR 4-01-04

{sigh} Welcome to McButcher's where the prices are fair and our policy is care Yes young man. I was wondering if your meat was big enough to satisfy my hunger Would you like lies with that?

Ed's Knife's Edge by RedfeatheR 1-16-05

I know you probably get a lot of hate mail which made me hesitate to write you. But I have to for my own satisfaction. You are incredibly ignorant and petty. It is obvious that you have absolutely no life whatsoever and take incredible joy in ripping on people that you envy, such as me. I wonder what you would say to someone like me if we met on the streets. You are a coward Love Mom

The Pystery by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

Excuse me. Did you just piss my pants? What? NO The plot thickens

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Hello good people!

I'd appreciate if people could read and rate these two. I've gone through all my comics, deleted a bunch, and these are my favourites, I couldn't decide which I liked more, so maybe everyone else can decide ^_^

Let's build a Snowman by Injokester 1-05-05

What the heck are you doing!?! I'm sorry man, there's just something about you that makes me want to write my name.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

There is not a single "JOEY!!!" comic on the toprated page. Here is your chance to correct this glaring oversight.

JOEY AND MISS CRABGILLS!!! IN "THE ASSIGNMENT"!!! by biped 3-06-05

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ASSIGNMENT, MISS CRABGILLS!!! WHY DO I NEED TO READ A DUMB BOOK LIKE "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"!!! IT IS A GREAT CLASSIC AND WILL IMPROVE YOUR READING SKILLS, JOEY!!! GIVE IT A CHANCE!!! I THINK YOU WILL BE SURPRISED!!! HEY, JEFF!!! IS THERE A COMIC BOOK ABOUT "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" THAT I COULD READ INSTEAD OF THIS BIG THICK BOOK!!! HERE IS MY "CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED" COMIC BOOK VERSION OF IT, JOEY!!! YOU CAN PROBABLY READ IT IN TEN MINUTES!!! ...AND THEN HEATHCLIFF DIED OF A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING!!! THE END!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY READ THE BOOK, JOEY!!! I DON'T REMEMBER AN AD FOR "SEA MONKEYS" IN "WUTHERING HEIGHTS"!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The highlight of the series thus far:

An Ass-Raping Robot in King Arthur's Court - Episode 8 by fuzzyman 3-04-05

I must find a reason to smite this Red Knight! He doth be humping a knothole in a tree. Unusual, perchance, but not in violation of thy kingly laws. I hereby declare tree humping illegal! Now he doth be humping a rabbit hole. I hereby declare-- Correction. It might be the rabbit's mouth. It's hard to tell from here.