I'd like to go on record and state publicly that it's, in fact, a bicycle.

Now back to our regularly scheduled announcements.

choadwarriorother than always talking about your calves. naming them Ernie and Bert was a tad gay too

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lildeucecoup

I would officially like to wish Crabby/lildeucecoupe, "Good Luck With That."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Now that's a bicycle.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I think that really says something about you.

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You don't know what I got... .

boloboffin

Now that's a bicycle.

Sure... the village bicycle. With new handlebars.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

out come the claws

i hope

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Poop.

lolkitty?

ahahahahahaah!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I read this right after I wrote it, and was shocked!  SHOCKED!!!

Find out why HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was in Las Vegas this weekend. Four of us went, and decided to make things more interesting, we'd pool $100 each and make a single $400 blackjack bet and use the proceeds on dinner.

We checked into the MGM Grand, headed straight into the casino and walked up to a $100 table. We put our C-Notes down and got four $100 chips.

Dealer deals...

We get 10 & 5.

Dealer shows 8.

I hit.

We get a 2--no choice but to stand on 17.

Dealer flips his card...he has a 5 & 8.

Dealer hits.

He gets a 3.

Dealer hits.

He gets a king!

BUST!

Dinner came to $635 including tip, but the $400 was a nice off-set.

Jesus! What the hell did you eat for $635?

choadwarriornice!

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I am seriously looking at buying a house because it's cheaper than renting around where I live. I'm scared out of my fucking mind.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Addendum: My wife and I can't really afford to keep living where we are; we have practically no money left over for savings and one emergency would break us.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good luck getting any kind of decent mortgage rate with little in savings or assets.  Still, buying can sometimes be cheaper than renting if you count in the tax credits.  But you have to keep you place a while before you hit the break-even point.  So pick somewhere you like.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

He wanted more out of the relationship than sex, I didn't.

He wanted more out of the match than darts, I didn't.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

not_ScyessThat's where a VA Loan comes in. I'm guaranteed 6% or the current market rate, whichever is lower.  It's the only thing keeping me from chickening out completely.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BigFrank105

Well, remember there were four of us. If I recall correctly, here's what we all had:

Apps:

Crabcakes, calamari, and "truffle nachos " (Yukon gold potatos covered in cheese and truffle-infused butter), I also had a bowl of the best lobster bisque I've ever had.

Main Courses:

40 Day dry aged NY Strip w bleu cheese crust, petit filet, blackened ribeye, seared ahi

Sides:

Baked potato, horseradish potatoes au gratin, grilled asperagus...something else

Desserts:

Adult S'mores (don't ask me...I didn't try it), I had creme brulee

Wine:

2 bottles of 2004 Faust cabernet.

choadwarriori think that's a foursome involving two mexican chicks, a white guy, and a black guy

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You smell that smell? It's college radio smell!

http://www.mu.edu/wmur

I'll be on the air for the next two and a half hours. Come listen to dry and dead air! Brought to you by me!

I'm sorry but WMSE still gets all of my Mke college radio love. you guys should challenge them to an alternit-off!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-