Well, they made me laugh.

[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja Used Cars (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja Used Cars (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja's Used Cars (3)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Number 1 and 2 were good, number 3 was brilliant.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You forgot the part where he TOTALLY FLIPS OUT and KILLS EVERYONE. Ninjas are TOTALLY KEWL!!!

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Poop.

*Thumbs up* *Bows* *NEEEEEEEEEENJA VANISH*

This is one of those ideas that is so good I'm depressed I didn't think of it first. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

You could use one of the many other colorful characters and have them sell cars.

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja Used Cars (4)']

I think there are tons of ideas to be mined out of the (insert strange character here) Used Cars. The ninja thing just cracked me up because it's so obvious when salespeople are around on a carlot, but I say, hey, if you've got any other car dealer comics, post 'em here. Let's start a movement!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Anakin Skywalker: Used Car Salesman (from #stripcreator)']
[Click to view comic: 'Anakin Skywalker: Used Car Salesman - on holiday']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja (and Son) Used Cars (5)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

mmyers is most brilliant ninja. He can kill you 78 ways with a paperclip. Honorable Ninja Used Cars is the most recent funniest thing EVAR.

jes is snatching no pebbles though, currently.

/smoke grenade
:poof

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Ninja {and Son) is my favorite :D

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Much to learn have I.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Just when you think it's over, Honorable Ninja sneaks up and pimp smacks you with his nun-chucks.

[Click to view comic: 'Toby Keith for Ford trucks (the commercial I'd like to see)']
[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physic's Chevrolet']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Best. Use. Of. In-Joke. Ever.

Until the next time I say that, but this was still the dog's, made me laugh hard, and will still make me laugh in about a hundred years when people find fossilised Cowboy Physics stickers on the handrails of the escalators of the London Underground.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Just in time for Christmas.

[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja for the holidays']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

PURE. COMIC. GOLD.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I DEMAND MORE HONORABLE NINJA!

*poop*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Honorable Ninja sent these my way. He gave them to me, then threw down a smoke grenade. The office is still clearing the smoke.

[Click to view comic: 'Revenge is a dish best served cold']
[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja Used Cars']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Return of *GONG!*']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Groundhog Day from Honorable Ninja']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy belated St Patty's Day from Honorable Ninja']

He seems to prefer to appear during the holidays.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Props to Honorable Ken Kaufman for improving my punchline on the new one. He gets a gold chinese star.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"The mind of a man is weakest at times of festivity. It is here that one can slip in like the wind, blinding him with great discounts on extended warranty"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Older stuff that may have snuck past you.
[Click to view comic: 'Happy April Incompetence Day']
[Click to view comic: 'Honorable Ninja Used Cars']

and a newer one.
[Click to view comic: 'Can you say "Honorable Ninja?"']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Something for the Mothers.
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Matriarch's Day from Honorable Ninja (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Matriarch's day from Honorable Ninja (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Matriarch's Day from Honorable Ninja (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'Happy Matriarch's day from Honorable Ninja (4)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"I was a little Dickens"

Chortle! Fannytastic stuff m.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.