If you're like me, you only read the comics that show up on the the 20 newest on the front page, so I thought it would be good to have this thread where everybody posts older comics that they like so other people can see them and not root through all their comics. I hope everyone will post once in a while.
Here's my first entry:

My mom doesn't know anything about computers by boinky33 3-13-04

Send me an e-mail, mom. Uh....ok, sure. Later.... "E"?

Fatty by boinky33 3-11-04

Does this shirt make me look fat? No, but that big gut of yours does! So, the shirt looks fine?

A political question gone wrong by boinky33 2-27-04

Do you support Bush? Of course not. I perfer shaved.

job by boinky33 2-27-04

I got a job. Cool, what do you do? I put the creamy middles in Oreos.

Across The Pond by boinky33 2-27-04

You a retard or what? What? I said: You a retard or what? I know. I just picked the second option.

I hope this thread will grow so I can see some really funny comics.

Applause for "job", applesauce for "fatty". Both very good. I'd seen "fatty" before and rated it good.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Lessons Learned by attitudechicka 3-31-04

How was the baby shower? It was fine. Just fine? You didn't have any fun? Well, I learned something. What's that? Never attempt to diaper a baby while blindfolded and after having been spun several times. It ends up on their ear.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

UnknownEric's Collection of B-Sides and Outtakes:

A Champion of the People (?) by UnknownEric 3-19-04

HELP! HELP! Someone tried to mug me! It's alright, granny... my name is Spike, I hump the helpless. Don't you mean help the... hey... what are you? GET OFF MY LEG!

McDonald's Urban Marketing Goes Too Far by UnknownEric 10-03-03

Hi, Ronald! What are you doing? Yo, I pourin' out a Chocolate Shake fo' my dead homies. Your de... Ronald, what are you talking about? Yo, Grimace got the beat down from those BK muthafuckas last week. McDonald's. Knamean? Are you on crack? Don't wizzle my kadizzle, bitch!

Blockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My Mind... by UnknownEric 9-10-03

Hey, look at that sign. Fick for mayor. Let's change the "i" to a "u"! No, no. Change the "F" to a "D". I TO A U! F TO A D! LATER... Does that sign say "Duck for mayor?" I didn't even know I was running.

I'm SURE nobody's done THIS ONE before... heh heh by UnknownEric 5-22-03

Welcome to McDonald's. Can I help you? Yeah, you animal killers, you can stop serving dead flesh in your restaurant. Actually, all of our products are made of synthetic rubber and nylon. So can I put you down for a Filet O'Fysh?

Misunderstanding No. 4 by UnknownEric 3-26-03

I'm gonna start a new magazine. All about things you carry milk, water, and other liquids in. Wow, that's a large untapped market there. Sure is! I hope to appeal to everybody who has ever used something to carry fluid. Excellent. What are you going to call it? Somehow, this wasn't what I expected when I subscribed to Jugs.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric, those were fekking brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've got to start checking out more old comics, cause all those were great.

Some from my back catalog :

Starting at $29,995 by niteowl 6-13-01

"He had that murderous look in his eyes. He felt the need to kill." "He needed to unleash his anger upon the world..." "...he headed for the open road to find another victim." Car commercials sure are getting weird lately.

Happy Holidays by niteowl 12-13-03

At the convenience store... Hi. Can I help you? Yeah, a pack of Marlboro Mediums please. You really should quit smoking, it's bad for your health. Funny, I don't recall asking for an opinion on how to live my life. Well, Merry Christmas to you too, jerk! Are you going to sell me the smokes, or do I have to rob you to get them?

Weenie Roast by niteowl 1-26-04

Presented by Comedy Central. We're here tonight to roast Oscar Mayer. He seems to think everyone's in love with him, but we all know he's made of lips and assholes. Mostly assholes.

A Shocking Revelation by niteowl 1-22-04

So have you ever tried it? I've always wanted to, but I'm scared. Yeah once, but it was just so strange... What happened? I stuck my finger up in there, but it felt so...weird. Sure it gave me tingles throughout my body at first, but I didn't feel good afterwards. I felt so... Dumb? Yeah. I should've listened to my mom. She always told me never to stick my finger in a light socket.

Pre-Emptive Strike Redux by niteowl 1-25-04

What's wrong baby? Are you mad at me? Yes I am. Why? You pissed me off. Uh, I didn't do anything to piss you off.... That's the point. You're the perfect boyfriend, and you never do ANYTHING wrong! I need drama! WHERE'S THE DRAMA? CHRIST, CAN'T WE JUST BE A NORMAL COUPLE?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Those were all good, but the last one was particularly great, niteowl!

Here's my offering...

Tales of the Unexpected Blue Screen: Episode 1 - Evolution by Chi_The_Cynic 4-03-02

MS DOS 5.0 I... Error reading disk in Drive A: Abort, Retry or Fail [Please note that Abort and Fail do exactly the same thing, and no matter how many times you press 'R', I will still refuse to read your diskette] Windows 98 Hate... Illegal Operation: Choose 'Close' to lose all your work and invariably crash this machine, or 'Details' to read a mindless list of code which no-one, not even programmers, will ever understand Windows XP Computers... Congratulations! You've reached the XP Blue Screen of Death. Tell no-one you ever saw this because Microsoft likes to pretend XP never crashes. Click 'OK' to customise your Blue Screen preferences!

Tales of the Unexpected Blue Screen: Episode 7 - Reboot by Chi_The_Cynic 4-10-02

If humans were like computers... ...and so I just said "hah! as if!" and he was just like out of there, ya know? Hehe, good one, Caitlin! Eurghhh.... can't... remember.... losing... memory.... body.... failing.... Caitlin? Are you ok? Oh, great...looks like I'm gonna have to hold down right eyelid, little fingernail and belly button to restart her...

Life In The Office - Ep. 4: "Attention Span" by Chi_The_Cynic 5-09-03

...and so, as I was saying, the reason we need to maximise the blah blah blah... I'm... so... tired... Obey my feet! Yes, Mr. Jelly I hope you're paying attention to all of this! Wha...? OH! Yes! Yes, of course...

Jobs People Get Just To Have Power: The Librarian by Chi_The_Cynic 5-30-03

Psst! Can I borrow a pen, please? Be silent! This is a library, not a common room! If you want to talk, go some place else! SO YEAH, THIS WEEKEND I'M PLANNING ON VISITING THE MUSEUM THAT'S JUST OPENED AND I WAS ONLY SAYING THE OTHER DAY BLAH BLAH REALLY? WOW, THAT'S GREAT - HEY, HOW MUCH MORE IRRITATING PRATTLE DO YOU THINK WE CAN FIT IN BEFORE CLOSING TIME?

A Spammer In The Works - 1: The Thought Process Of A Spammer by Chi_The_Cynic 6-20-03

It's a bummer how all the spamming companies these days are using ordinary subject lines in their mails Yeah, nowadays unless a person recognises the email address which a mail has been sent from they just delete it The only way we can get them to read our spam is for them to recognise the email address it's been sent from Hmm, but that would require us to know the email addresses of their friends and contacts... Hey! How about sending people spam that looks as if it's been sent FROM THEIR OWN USER ADDRESS! That's a great idea! People'll be sure to read emails that look like they've been sent by themselves to themselves, right?

Does too by boinky33 11-30-02

Does this make me gay? No, don't stop.

laundry by boinky33 11-30-02

I'll do the laundry. Okay, here are my socks. Oh, dear. They're all wet. *Blush* Then a cocaine factory blew up for some reason

I hate hippies by boinky33 11-30-02

I made pie. I made a sculpture of you out of my own feces. then they flew to the moon and had sex Post-haste! Stop saying that.

Jenna Talia by boinky33 12-06-02

CUNT!!!!!! CUNT!!!!!! CUNT!!!!!! CUNT!!!!!! Pussy. Now that's just immature.

First comic I made with my pants on by boinky33 1-09-03

What do you call a one legged, 400 pound asian prostitute with a penis and no teeth? My kind of woman.

Old Man Alzheimer's by MikeyG 10-29-03

Has anyone seen where I left my dignity? All I've got here, Geoff, is some Jujyfruits. I got a jujyfruit, too, sweet mama! No, you don't, Geoff. You broke it off in my ass 2 years ago last Thursday. Well, gee, do I have any Goobers down there either? No, those fell off on their own accord. If you miss your Jujyfruit so much, come over here and try to suck-start my old colon. Maybe it'll dislodge.

This one proves how prescient I am:

Eggs of Satan 2 by MikeyG 10-30-03

Condoleeza in the Hot Spot You see, the information we received was checked thoroughly, and the speechwriters... So basically, Condoleeza, it sounds like a load of hooey! We rely on information through our intelligence sources. If they were less than accurate, who takes the blame for that? Well gee, douchestain, I guess that's gonna have to be YOU! Wait a sec... What's that swirly shit in the background? And why am I explaining myself to a rabbit with a gun? Who the hell are you? I'm your conscience, beyotch! Now drop trou, I got a metaphorical bullet for yo' ass!

Eggs of Satan 4 by MikeyG 10-31-03

Uncle Velvet is Branching Out Yo, ah needs me a beyotch ta' head up mah Asiatic Opparayshuns. I would be happy to assist you in this endeavor, Uncle Velvet. You prolly gon' hafta EARN yo'seff until you kin git some ho's. Well, my first foster home was in the home of a prominent politician, so I don't have to tell you I am prepared for it. Aight, Pu-Na Ni, you mah new bottom beyotch in da Oh-Ree-Int! Ah'm glad ah kept yo' ass afta ah had ta shank yo' moms. Hey, we can't ALL be perfect.

FTC8: Sweet Simplicity by MikeyG 11-14-03

Wow, this sure is a nice house!!! I just got it!!! What the hell did you do to get this??? Well..... Aaah, screw it! Who gives a shit, anyway? Let's fuck!!! Damn it, MiniHacksawJimDuggan, I thought you'd never ask! It's ON!!!

FTC 11: Oh Little Town of Bacardi by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Hello! Itsha timfer snuffin sassij inna bumcave. You had me at 'hello'.