In my eternal quest to be better than everyone else, I have stumbled across this fact:

47 people have rated me. That rather sucks because I still only have a 3-star rating. How can you people let this travesty occur? I am surely worthy of at least 4.

Anyway, I've checked lots of people, from boinky to kaufman, to BigEvilDan. I think the most people have rated me. That can change, but some of you fuckers should change your votes to "good" from "bad" or "okay", or from "bad" to at least "okay".

Leave the "good" ratings where they are, or kittens will fall to their deaths.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks to this post, I think I'll now change my rating to "bad".

I have 22 votes. A lot of the comments are favorable, but there are still some like "Should put some effort into it", "not funny", etc. I, too, think that some of my "bad" or "okay" ratings should be upgraded to "good", and that people who haven't become donors yet should do so in order to give me more "good" ratings.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's okay. I found a way to change your rating to "gay".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And by "your", I meant "andydougan's".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

12 people have rated me... some comments are good, some are just random things that I'm not sure whether they're good or bad, such as "MOO!"

Some are bad, such as "definitely retarded" It makes me sad... not because it's a bad comment, but because someone before that had a comment that said "possibly retarded", but then they changed it. Now the "definitely retarded" isn't as funny.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Bah! I changed my rating to "bad" but he's still got three stars. It's almost not worth bothering.

I've only had 6 people rate me so far, 3 of whom have left comments. I had 4 stars for a day or so but then someone decided to tell me "splitter", which apparently was not a good rating.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I have had 28 people rate me, 22 of which left comments. Most of which are good, some of which tell secrets I want noone to know.

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Poop.

I have been rated by 9 users and somehow I still have 5 stars. Amazing.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I've only been rated 10 times, likely because I don't do enough here to get attention these days. All the comments I've gotten have been so positive I almost have second thoughts about what an ungrateful slob I am.

By the way: PAY ATTENTION TO ME! ME ME ME!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I have been rated 33 times. Most of the ratings are completely indifferent.

6, with 2 stars. pathetic.

If you have five stars, you are not allowed to complain about your ratings.

If you have three stars, you are not allowed to say that you have two stars.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If you have five stars, you are not allowed to complain about your ratings.

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If you have 3 starts you are not allowed to tell a 5 star user what to complain about. I also wasn't complaining at all. I love all the feedback I have received. Almost as much as I love all of you. I love you guys! Even assholes like Weasle and KNKX. I love you all!

Crabby, that speech touched my heart.

And I just suck so I don't look at how many people have rated me OR what their comments are. Ignorance is bliss.

http://www.boredomtimes.com/images/pd_angry_man_020403_nh.jpg

Who are you calling an asshole, faggit?

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Poop.

quote:

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If you have 3 starts you are not allowed to tell a 5 star user what to complain about.

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Then it's a good thing I don't have 3 "starts."

HEE HAW

BURN

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh yeah? I demand that you complain about how hot the weather is. Take THAT, Mister Governmental Oppression!

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Blue is the color of victory.

18 votes, 4 stars

im pretty fucking content.

I've met some really rad people, both high and low star. I think nobody should take the star thing personally. I actually think mikey should have 5 stars, just cause hes a gnarly ass dude, it it adds to this thread.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Yeah, I'm a genius, just a misunderstood genius: nobody thinks I'm a genius.

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Blue is the color of victory.

4 people, 4 stars. That last rating totally fucked it up.

Must have been the use of the word "lollerskates".

Yeah, I'm a genius, just a misunderstood genius: nobody thinks I'm a genius.

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After seeing the Intense Car Commercial series you did, I have concluded you are a genius.

As for my status: 4 stars with 19 votes.

Most comments I've got are very positive toward me, but I have three comments I deem negative:

Get a smalller sig. (dcom) 04-22-04
No.

Get your hand off my dick! 02-28-04
See above answer.

Smells like puu. 02-10-04
Completely untrue. I smell like garlic.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

4 stars, 42 votes, and everyone knows the comments I get.

I'm over it, I swear.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Man, how much of your ass do I have to suck before you return the love I offer?

Heh heh. I think enough people rated me good or okay to balance out the other 3/4, which are "bad" ratings. Or enough people rated me okay.

But I'm more than just okay! I am funny! People laugh! I make people pee! Doesn't anyone love me enough to give this poor, simple country boy a sigle shot at four-star fame?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.