OK. The contest is closed.
I'm so proud that so many folks showed up for this and made my dreams come true.
4th place: Kaufman with "Sylvester's nightmare"
3rd place: Fdp for "Fantasy to nightmare" and that kick ass Archie series
2nd place: Seattlesque for ""Kafkaesque" and "Farm of fear"
1st place: Scyess
Auuugggh! Not even an honorable mention? mmyers, you've caused my spleen to palpitate. You and I are on the outs. I am SO not giving you a Rusty Trombone before bed tonight. Tonight, it shall be the Dirty Sanchez.
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.