Yes, that's right. I want to know your best six. Best 6 things that ever happened to you, best 6 things you ate, best 6 girlfriends, whatever.

My list is a combination of my all time best 6
1. Best experience: Being pregnant 6th month
2. Best living arrangement: With friend in basement of his mother's house. I was too afraid to eat their food, so I ate leftover pizza from the basement fridge every night.
3. Best buy: Red strapless top for $6 at Sears on sale. Wore it for 3 years and looked stunning in it every time.
4. Best gift: Ring thefted from a car given to me by ex boyfriend when I was 14.
5. Best year: 1998
6. Best friend: My brother

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

How about this?

Most important six records I ever bought...

1.) sometime in the mid 1980s - O.M.D. "Architecture and Morality." First non-ultra-mainstream record I ever bought. Still one of my favorite "synthpop" records.

2.) 1987 - The Beatles "Abbey Road." I had never previously realized that an entire friggin' album could be this good.

3.) 1988 - R.E.M. "Eponymous." I bought this tape on a friend's recommendation and listened to it 4 times in a row that night. Changed my life.

4.) 1992 - R.E.M. "Automatic For The People." I bought this at a particularly dark time in my life and listened to it for damn near the entire fall of 1992. Saved my life.

5.) 1993 - The Replacements "Tim." Bought it my first day of college. It quickly became my favorite album of all time. Westerberg became my biggest songwriting influence, save maybe Syd Barrett, Billy Bragg and/or Scott Miller.

6.) 1997 - Beat Happening "Jamboree." My first band had split acromoniously. My musicianship was rudimentary at best and my voice can best be described as a "miserable whine." I was about to hang it up. Then I discovered what joy these three folks can create with thoroughly untrained voices, a barely-in-tune guitar and a ricketty drum kit. It's my inspiration during those freezing winter nights in my basement, flailing away at that drum kit I still can't play, recording it all on my 4-track. It's all rock and roll to me...

---
I has a flavor!

Thank you, John Cusack.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1) Best class in uni: German History. My prof knew her shit and knew how to explain it.

2) Best author: Irvine Welsh.

3) Best colour: Black. (and before you get after me about how black isn't a colour, go fuck yourself).

4) Best movie: Empire Records

5) Best snack food: Broccoli and cauliflower

6) Best kids cartoon: SpongeBob SquarePants

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

1. Best Movie: Once Upon a Time in America
2. Best Record: Chrono Cross Soundtrack
3. Best Type of Cuisine: Mexican
4. Best Comic: Maus
5. Best Sport: Curling
6. Best Sex: Chicka's mom

For my money, the White Sox are the best sox-themed team in baseball history, with the Red Sox coming in second or third. Probably second.

Best sax might be the C-melody saxophone, since it can be played from sheet music written for the guitar and piano.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[list=1]
[*]Best Band: Hedningarna, but only when they have the Finnish singers.
[*]Best Animal: Ducks, because they're extremely cute and extremely tasty.
[*]Best Way to Relax: A Korean-style sauna bath house.
[*]Best Syndicated Comic: Bloom County. I'd say it's the best without the "syndicated" qualification, but there are too many web comics out there for me to be sure. It's the best I know of offhand, anyway.
[*]Best Written Language: Korean, which is completely phonetic, and where the shape of the elements in the letters are based on the shape your mouth is in when you make that sound.
[*]Best Magazine: The Economist, by a mile.
[/list]

Perhaps more later.

---
"Old" is the old new.

Six Of The Best: #1 Best Friends by ivytheplant 12-27-04

You listed us last! I'm going to eat your bamboo.

Six Of The Best: #2 Best Prank by ivytheplant 12-27-04

Here, have some coffee. Thanks! Waitaminute...it looks like coffee, smells like coffee, is hot like coffee...but it's solid! Here, have some coffee. Thanks!

Six Of The Best: #3 Best Sex by ivytheplant 12-27-04

Mmmm. Ohhh! Yeah! Who rocks your world!? Ooooh! BATMAN!! What the--? Look, I'm sorry. It just slipped out. You do rock my world. How do you expect me to compete with the Dark Knight?

Six Of The Best: #4 The Best Of The Animal Kingdom by ivytheplant 12-27-04

Antarctic fowl: Meep. Hell Demon: Lords and Masters of the Universe: Again we're last! That's it. I'm eating the other bamboo.

Six Of The Best: #5 The Best Idea by ivytheplant 12-27-04

Replace the undesireable government officials with clones using genetically engineered flu as a cover! I'm bored. Let's go see a movie.

[Click to view comic: 'Six Of The Best: #6 The Best Job']

Some of these (okay, most of these) choices are cliches. But they're popular for a reason.

Best year: 1999

Best album: OK Computer--- Radiohead

Best movie: Donnie Darko

Best videogame: GTA: Vice City

Best dog in the world: my one.

Best current comic-strip: Boondocks

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

1. Best fart -- whenever I have the special at Lupe's Mexican Restaurant, my farts are at their most richly aromatic for several hours.

2. Best kitty cat -- Beany

3. Best important-sounding word I ever made up -- "thezzovornuplicarrioblastinates."

4. Best episode of "Star Trek" -- (original series) "The Doomsday Machine" by Norman Spinrad; (Next Generation) "Where Silence Has Lease" by Jack B. Sowards.

5. Best comment I ever made about one of my own farts -- "Last night I cut a fart so potent, it travelled back in time and knocked Robin Hood off his horse."

6. Best Monty Python episode -- (tie) "Mr. Neutron"/"Michael Ellis."

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1. Best buzz: Rum and pineapple juice, cocain and golden hashish.

2. Best year: 1978 (see above)

3. Best ESR (earth shaking revelation): The more general you consider people the more we are different. But the more specific you get the more we are alike. (also see above)

4. Best car: 1972 Ford LTD wagon. I lived in that fine ride. I mean really - for many months. (nope. Not until 1981)

5. Best musical find: Dave Grissman. I totally lucked on to him around 1985.

6. Best move: Chicago to Seattle in 2000. And I got a computer game company to pick up the tab. Gotta love those Clinton years.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Best M: M4

Best Ma: Yo-Yo

Best Man: Me, I've been one four times.

Best Mane: Lions

Best Manet: Bar at the Folies-Bergère

Best Maneti: Giannozzo (wrote Life of Socrates, and, yes, I had to google that one).

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[url=http://www.larrymanetti.com/
]Best Manetti[/url].

1. Best rapper: Tupac
2. Best women: Latin
3. Best Food: Mexican
4. Best hobby: masturbation
5. Best trilogy: Lord of the Rings
6. Best Al Pacino movie: Scarface

---
Get Your War On

6.1. The birth of my kids

---
Get Your War On

Best Cat: Mika (Kenny's an asshole)
Best TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Best Friend: My Sister
Best Chocolate Bar: Whatchamacallit
Best Song: "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" by BJ Thomas. This is going to be my future wedding song.
Best Masturbation Tool: Lumber. It's pretty hard to find just the right knothole, but it satisfies like no other.

---
It's grime time.

Why is the birth of your kids a subitem of Scarface?

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1. Best Videogame - Resident Evil
2 - 6. I'll let you know when (if) more good things ever enter my life.

---
"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

1. Best experience: Falling in love instantly. Your heart and your brain feel like they are going to explode and you can hardly hear a thing. Maybe that only happens when you fall for guidos...hmm....
2. Best living arrangement: My dorm room with my college roommate, Andi. She used to tuck my drunk self in every night if she couldn't help me up into my loft. That girl is the best person I have ever met(and not even for the reason above).
3. Best buy: My Xbox. Duh.
4. Best gift: Cabbage Patch doll stroller when I was 5. I remember being really happy and excited about it. I really haven't felt that way about a physical gift since.
5. Best year: 1998 - for sure. I graduated from High School, got drunk a lot, and did a lot of things I should have been arrested for. I loved every minute of that year.
6. Best friend: MikeyG

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yeah. High Fidelity is the story of my life. Sad but true.

---
I has a flavor!

I think some of you are confusing best with favourite. Once Upon a Time in America is not possums' best movie, it is Sergio Leone's best movie.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

High Fidelity was filmed at my high school. He sits in my chemistry seat in that movie.

No, "Once Upon A Time In The West" is Sergio Leone's best movie.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1) Best preventative cure for a hangover: sinus medicine and lots of water

2) Best post hangover cure: Kentucky Fried Chicken

3) Best toppings for meatloaf: cheese and BBQ sauce

4) Best 'doin' it' album: Brad "Shame"

5) Best person to have sex with: Someone who is crazy. Crazy people throw themselves full throttle into whatever they do. Trust me, the subsequent relationship that may follow is going to be helish, but oh the sex.

6) Best job I've ever had: Working in a record store/record label. I sat around and listened to music all day, bought stuff, and shopped around through catalogues.

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

5) Best person to have sex with: Someone who is crazy. Crazy people throw themselves full throttle into whatever they do. Trust me, the subsequent relationship that may follow is going to be helish, but oh the sex.

That's only too true. Been there myself. First time she broke up, second time I did.

---
troelsea at gmail dot com