nice bum, where ya from?

MENBAH!

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Poop.

Er, actually that's his face.

really?

Is this some sort of new feature? Am I the inaugural winner of the "have a retarded wigger post an old picture of you" contest? If so, I'd like to thank the academy...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Habnem! Shame on you! They're "mentally challenged" wiggers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What's a wigger? Please define using small words, as though eplaining to a child.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

wigger
A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night.
"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!"

*WHACK*

"No beef, man, no beef!"

*WHACK*

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I dumb :D

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for flipynif1's first intelligible post.

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Dad was flammable

Actaully i don't think that was intelligent at all, bad sentance structure, etc

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I dumb :D

Yeah, forget I said anything.

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Dad was flammable

after seeing all your guys' pictures, i could be sitting here wearing fubu and lugz and still feel confident that at least i am able to get laid. LOLZ!1two3four

LIKE, LOOK AT ME, FUCK MAN I AM DEAD FUCKING SEXY:

OWNED!

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Dad was flammable

:|

Any guy can get laid if they wear the right clothes, listen to the right music...in other words, if they give off the appearance of being hip. Any chump can sell out to the gods of fubu and 50 cent and nail an easy chick...not a whole lot of challenge in that.

The real challenge is being yourself and getting a nice, smart, funny girl to have sex with you. Plus, you get the added pleasure of having someone that you might want to spend time with...as opposed to ditzy broads that you want to kill afterwards because they're so fucking annoying and stupid.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

also: ratemyface.com
myspace.com
etc. etc.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

ditzy girls are a waste of time, i'd rather have a respectable girl

Dude, just because you paid for her doesn't make her respectable.

Right, dougan?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

if i wouldnt buy a girl a bag of chips, why in the fuck would i buy her?

Who mentioned chips?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

i believe i just did

See, a guy being "hip" never got me wet at all.

And I really hate that word when it's not used as a bodypart. I also hate "trendy." That word makes me furious.

making fun of me is hip and trendy

That must be why we all got laid this weekend.

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Dad was flammable

must be