BTC #33 Template by HCRoyall 6-27-05

Where am I? A void of nothingness that is the author's imagination. Your actions are subject to his whims. Is that why I suddenly have a hammer and nails? And you have no control over what happens next. Nuts.

Anything you want, so long as you have the Nail-In-The-Head Guy in the last panel saying "Nuts."

And I challenge you to be funny!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 33: A rather moronic attempt by mad_matt 6-28-05

I have a really weird allergy. What sort of an allergy Whenever I say a certain word it makes me hammer a nail into my head. What word is it? Nuts I can't believe he fell for that.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

This is officially the worst comic I've ever made. Enjoy:

BTC33: Dirty Words and Wizzleteats by UnknownEric 6-28-05

Sucky sucky fie dollah. Can't I get a discount for slowly bleeding to death from my head? Okay, three fifty. What should I suck? Nuts.

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I has a flavor!

I had to pick this for my competition debut, didn't I?

BTC 33: Hooray for Naturalists by not_Scyess 6-28-05

Oh, great squirrel god Sk'uiiq, grand my wish! First you must offer me up the supreme sacrifice! I offer you my very life, mighty Sk'uiiq! Cut that out, you moron. Why would I want the life of a loser who worships rodentia? Give me what squirrels want most! Nuts. No, you idiot! A 2006 Infiniti FX45 SUV! But speaking of nuts... you're definitely it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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BTC 33: Smaffy Smurp by biped 6-28-05

Oh boy! You're my favorite baseball player in the whole world, Mr. Stenshaw! Can I please have your autogra -- YIKES!!! SHIT-FUCK-PISS!!! FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK!!! MOMMYYYY!!! Nuts.

BTC 33: Mr. Snorklebutt by biped 6-28-05

WOOFY!!! *sniff* WOOOOFY!!! Aww...what's the matter, little girl? *sniff* I losted my HOLY SHIT-EATING MOTHERFUCKITY HELLHOUNDS ON WHEELS!!! YOU CRAZY-ASS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, 100%FUCKED-UP ASSHOLE!!! Nuts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 33: See the Doctor, Dr. Scholls by Hari_Nezumi 6-28-05

You blinked. Nuts. And you said playing an "Extreme Staring Contest" wouldn't be fun.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Dammit drawinger, give someone else a chance of winning. :(

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

BTC33 - 5ux0rz by flipynif1 6-30-05

Dear John: I fucked your three year old and we are now dating, you suck and I hate you, Goodbye, Evelyn....PS I gave you AIDS, I hope you die slow.... Well I'm moving in with Evelyn, peace out pops. Holy fuck first Jackie then Rosie then Sarah (goes on for an hour), now Evelyn. My sons getting a fuckload of freerides I am a waste of 2-D skin. PPS: If you wanna kill yourself with your hammer, just remeber that I shoved it up my ass until the Bile caused it to be too rubbery to be of use, Oh, and I used to nail to clean up my yeast infection Nuts.

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I dumb :D

I'm gonna judge this on Tuesday with the OPC. And yes, drawinger's entry is the one to beat, folks. Now make with teh funni!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC33: Mind games by mandingo 7-01-05

C-6 is a miss A-4 then miss B-5? nuts. i sank your ability to love!

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what if nigger meant kite

Drawinger has some competition.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 33: One Day in the Home Depot Parking Lot by kaufman 7-01-05

Hey buddy, I've got a question. Why am I doing this? No, that I understand perfectly. What I want to know is, what do you use to keep those bolts from falling out of your head? Nuts. Ah, thanks.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm tempted to judge this contest early just to avoid any more of kaufman's lethal puns. XD

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

someone should start a pun-off contest in one of the competition forums

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what if nigger meant kite

It literally came down to a coin toss between him and mandingo, but drawinger wins this BTC for his entry:

The rest of you get Honorable Mentions. Except for biped, who wins the prestigious Terry Award and a lifetime supply of online Rice-a-roni. I would post a picture of the Terry Award, but it is so prestigious only those awarded it are allowed to see it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

SWEET!

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