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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Here is a bad comic.

Ezoz is butters by JamesF
4-07-01
Exquinox is on the left and ezoz is on the right
dam he's butters
Hi Darren
ezoz caught on fire because he was butters
oh ****, i just turned into a dog, on a ball. by the way, you are extremely butters
FUCK IM ON FIRE
They both died with bum disease
ouch, i am dying, and so are you. that'll teach you not to be butters you **** ezoz
i need some friends who respect me. i cant help being butters, i just wish people would like me for who i am :((

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:22pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

Member Rated:

Here is another bad comic.

n00bs by sk
9-13-01
n00b
*uNF pld fap*
What is pld?
*uNF pld fap*
What is Unf?
What is Noob?
n00b uNF fkit

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:22pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Here is yet another bad comic.

ACID RAIN IS ELITE MBOMGWTFBBQ?! by PfhorSlayer
5-07-01
GAMERANGER!!@#!@!
Acid rain: GO TO WWW.GOATSE.CX IT IS AN EDUCATIONAL SITE!!!!!!!! OMG ROCKET LET ME FUX0R J00!!!!!!!!!
get away ***ot lemur#$!@
Acid rain: HAHAHA EVILL BAN ME MB U PUSSY
Evill: What kinda ***ot lemur IS this?!
I EZ FAGOT!!@#!@#@!
Evill: Have a month, *******.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:23pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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phew! I've dodged the bullet so far...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

9-27-01 7:24pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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This comic is pretty bad too.

dont trust squirrels ffs by Birdshead
7-01-01
It's lookin at meh
maybe if I hammer this nail in my head it will stop teh pain
HA! I have a bence to combat yer foul smelling nail
MWHUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc.....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:24pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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You know what this comic is? Bad.

Why the n00bs are taking over ! by Vraptor7
8-27-01
Why N00bs will win the war
Hey I am leet man u no wat is dat a matrix mod? n e way cool like when is it out?
OMG!!!! You said the M word! You N00B you sad lame ass N00b!
The vets are outnumbered
AAHHHH!! YOU'RE DEAD! GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!!!
...........
Noobs R Evil!!
ssssssssssssssssss
Haha! Lamer ...

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:25pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Are you starting to get the idea?

Gabe in the grave yard by Chris__69
8-01-01
OH MY GOSD ITS ME!
SHUT UP LOSER IM JUST A GHOST!
WAT! am i dead!?
umm Maybe

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:26pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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This guy could start a library with his bad comics.

rz and christ by alex495
5-30-01
things just can't get any worse for me, my nuts ****ing itch so much
in comes rz
SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE
****
thats better

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:27pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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I'm almost afraid to ask if there's a point to this...

9-27-01 7:27pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

Member Rated:

Okay, I think you've had enough.

this isn't funny. by R4WK
4-16-01
ON A MISSION
it is my goal in life to travel around the world in eighty days
he shore is purty
A MISSION FROM GOD
AH'M A MODEL FOR THE INTERNET
thank you jesus
THERE IS NO GOD
I APPEAR TO BE LICKING MY LIPS
****.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:28pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Thanks to everyone except Andy for your patience. Yes, unfortunately, there is a point. My quest to host the most evil contest ever continues.

For CC67, your mission is to write a comic that appears bad on the surface, but is actually somehow funny.

What makes a comic appear bad? Take some cues from these strips. Use L3375p33k. Capitalize everything. Omit all punctuation, unless it's replacing a letter. Abbreviate wherever humanly possible. Make inside jokes and obscure references that no one else will ever get. Misspell every other word. Use six different characters and three different backgrounds. Rely on cliches like spontaneous combustion, a foul-mouthed Jesus, or pointless randomness to provide humor. Overnarrate. Stretch backgrounds. Do whatever you can think of to make it the kind of comic you wouldn't even bother to finish reading if you came across it on the front page.

If, over the course of the contest, you find more painfully bad comics on the site, post them here, so we can all be "inspired". (It would help if you clearly marked your entries, so they don't get lost. It will suffice to put the Contest number in the title or to say "this is an entry" when you post.)

What can make a seemingly bad comic funny? That's up to you. I don't care why it's funny, as long as it is. Write a strip that turns our agonized wails into hearty laughter. Your entry's likelihood of winning is a combination of how bad it looks and how hard it makes me laugh.

Multiple entries are permitted. Submit your strips within 72 hours of the time of this post. That'll be about 10:30 pm Sunday, EDT. Judging will take place within a couple of hours of that time.

Good luck, and may the best worst stripper win.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-27-01 7:30pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

Member Rated:

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Thanks to everyone except Andy for your patience.

Bah. itsclark posted too. So that makes it all right.

Anyway, I'll get things underway with this old one of mine...

Andy Dougan wins "Worst Strip Yet" award by andydougan
4-17-01
had
I'm here with legendary director, Stanley Kubrick.
yer
So, Stan, what gave you the inspiration for "Eyes Wide Shut"?
Well, I liked the idea of people having sex a lot.
maw
Somebody set us up the bomb.
What you say!

9-27-01 7:39pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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You truly are evil.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

9-27-01 7:40pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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You truly are evil.
It brings a tear of joy to my eye to hear you say that.

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9-27-01 7:52pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Untitled by crabby
9-27-01
Christmas Day 6-04-87Jesus and the Devil were on a plane to go to granny gooses carnival of Thanksgiving fun when someone falls asleep at the whell and then eats a bagel so then jesus gets hungry
I'm hungry Satan but i dont know what to eat i miss my homeland so much and i dont know what to do i need a relaese from pain and hunger but i dont want to offend MENBAHS father all!
Satan feels your pain jesus buts important to remember what remains important to you all you nedd is love peace and nappiness so go eat some hagis and then call donna summers and tell her all about it
Half way there jesus begins to weep because he realizes that he is just a mice among men and hell never be with his true love shalla ball ever again because there world was devoured by a frost giant
MENBAH im not even sure who i am anymore your the devil and im jesus but who am i really MENBAH tell me who to look for i need to find my spirit guide because im lonely and afraid my eat hole hurts
MENBAH i eat with my gills by absorbing food from others faces but thats not important the important thing is that you go to the moon to meet with your birth mnother and eat meals with your real self
Jesus and Satan discuss bad event from child hood and jesus gets offered a job to work at attitudechickas law fi
after the fall out between my aunt and uncle over his alcoholism i never thought id go to womans felt planet agian but i did and i made a scarf and i wore it in winter and all your base belongs to us
MENBAH knows more than MENBAH really knows and once i ate goat in cleveland and i didnt know the goat practiced ***** craft so i didnt know what i was in for these damn pink donkey wranglers eat ka

9-27-01 8:37pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

Member Rated:

This is bad but not funny enough. I will try to do worse l4t3r.

CC #67: Ghey by itsclark
9-27-01
Stripcreator.com approaching. I capture them by acting like typical earth female!!!!!!!!!!
I will help. N00bz R ghey.
*AHEM!!!* HEY SAILOR SAM. I BE J00R GF!!! FUKKY FUKKY FIVE BUKKY!!!
NICE JOB BIYATCHOTOMI!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WE GO JANICE JOPLIN ON THIER SORRY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes? May I help...
KNOCK KNOCK... AAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STATIC ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J00 CAT FUX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

9-27-01 8:39pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I simply don't think I can enter this contest. I'm not funny in the first place.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

9-27-01 8:50pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

I'm not sure if this is an entry or an example. Okay - I'll go with example and try entering a fresh pile later.
The Adventures of Holobabe VI by Spankling
5-29-01
Peter found Holobabe humping all manner of beasts down on earth and has trasported her back to the mothership.
Damn you Peter! I was half-way to having enough money to upgrade my projectors!
You are being emotional. And you smell like a sewer. What have you been doing?
Me? Oh nothing much. Say, you got a keypad I can use? I gotta adjust the parameters of my ass. It's been taking a beating.
... ? ...
After watching our heroin adjust herself, Peter is so shaken he blasts Holobabe back to earth and the life she loves.
Sweet, sweet home!
Flap your arms and peck the floor for me, baby! This chick's so hot her eggs are hard-boiled! I'm gonna shoot my giblets!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

9-27-01 8:57pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Never type your title first by ObiJo
5-26-01
Are you going to tell me how you robbed the bank, son? Or am I gonna have to beat it out of you?
Ok, Ok, I'll tell! Here's the whole sordid story...

This isn't an entry, I just thought it fit the rules in an interesting way.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-27-01 8:58pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

This was painful to make...

CC67: teh d00d on teh Left iz JAson!!!!1!! by wirthling
9-27-01
first leval
im teh 1337357 d00D in USA an yer juts a STtupid squerl d00D!!!!
dont mess wit m3 i g0t frbn cnt, n00B!!!!!1!1
OH NOOO its not teh frst leval its teh BOSS levl !!!!!!
SHUTT PU j00 STUPIE SQUREL i goin t0 maek j00 eat my //BOOM!!// WTF!!! AAAARRAAGGGAGGAHHH!!!!! j00 f4XX0r!!!!!!1
ph33R M3 fsaget!1!!1!!!!!
GAEM OVER!!!!1!
whoa thsi SUX!!!! WTF d00d are we in h311????
Yes, I am absolutely certain that we are both in Hell.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

9-27-01 9:08pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Crabby's and itsclark's entries caused me convulsions. Warn me next time, you funny *******s.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

9-27-01 9:19pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

Member Rated:

Okay, first thing's first... before you read my entry, you should look at two of my oooold comics called "Tales of Human Drama," and "Tales of Human Drama II." They're the first comic and the third comic I ever made on this site respectively... Go ahead, read them...

Done yet? Okay, now here's my entry.

CC 67: Tales of Human Drama (IV) by Drexle
9-27-01
Tal3z ov Humin DRA/\/\A oWnz jooo!!! ACT 4
Did j00 play 5UP3R_L33T_QU35T_VIIILOLOMG_WTF yet!
It r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs down 'da bl0xx0r and it ownz j00!
LOL OMG WTF!!!
WTF iz 'dat!
What a happy ending!!!

9-27-01 9:47pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Shit... this one probably isn't funny.

CC67: OMGWTF by Drexle
9-27-01
The Cowboy-ee iz not gay...
I want puding
LOLOLOLOLOMGWTF!
Okay, cwboy iz a fasgit!!!
Look, I doo the cowboy da/\/ce!
LOLOLOLOLOMGWTF!
WTF?
Puding not shiZZnit pardner!!!
Yum! LOLOLOLOMGWTF!!!!11!!!!!1 BBBBBUUUUUUUzzzzZZZZZZ!!! 0\/\/|/|3D!

9-27-01 10:01pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

Member Rated:

here. it's my entry. i have to go bathe now. for a loooooong time.

C.C. LXVII: G3+ |=UXXO|2D |\|OO|3!!!!1!!1!WTF by habnem
9-27-01
M3NB4|-| A|3O\/\/+ +4 G3+Z |-||Z
I refuse to enter this contest. I'll not lower myself to do it.
G3+ |=UXX+ NOOB!!!!!!1!11!!!
\/\/4|+ |=O|2 I+
Now, I say! What's with the background? And who are you?
| OW|\|Z JOO |=4GNU+Z!!!!1!!1!!WTF
O\/\/|\|3D!!!!/11?!!!LOL
Now I'm on fire! What the ****?
I havne fet for eers! Whipee!!11!!!

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- christ@myself.com - **** a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

9-27-01 11:15pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I felt that urge to bathe at first as well, but somehow this contest is actually rather cathartic.

9-27-01 11:51pm (new)
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