Things may have turned out differently for the little pigs who lived in houses of straw and sticks if they had insurance coverage.  Just how much differently is up to you!  Minor changes in the first panel are acceptible.

FTC 115 Template by Namgubed 8-20-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

FTC 115: Too Obvious by boloboffin 8-20-07

Yes? Is your house adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Why, no! Sign me up posthaste! Later That was no wolf. That was a dingo, baby.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 115: Democratic Pig by AnIntellectualMind 8-21-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? I'm not interested. You insurance guys just want to induce a feeling of panic so you can cash in. You're like the Bush administration telling us to be afraid of more terrorist attacks so we vote ... ... for him again. So as long as you can't offer me an insurance covering frustration caused by bad politicians I'm asking you to leave. That pig sure looks like a terrorist to me. Gotta call the Secret service.

FTC 115: Animal Logic by AnIntellectualMind 8-21-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Oh my God, yet another grown-up man taking fairy-tales literally! There are no things like bad witches, magic mirrors, or wish granting fairies for Christ's sake! Or talking animals ... So? ... Ah wait! Don't go! How much would the monthly premium be? Well, it depends. I would suggest full coverage by ...

FTC#who gives a damn? Go fudge yourself by lildeucecoup 8-21-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Yes. Thank you have a good day.

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You don't know what I got... .

FTC 115: Pearls for swine by lukket 8-22-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Well... I don't have wolf's breath. What is that smell then? I live in a pigsty. Nevermind.

FTC 115: The Wolf teams up with The Wolf by lukket 8-22-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? No. Can you sell me one? No, but my client will blow your house down. Uh oh...

 

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FTC 115: Springtime For Hammy by biped 8-25-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Hmm...I'd say it's about as "adequately covered" as your erection. I...uh...well, you see...(gulp)...you're so pink and naked, and...and... OINK!!! OOOOIIINNNKKKK!!! WEEEE!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 115: Fun Fun! by boloboffin 8-25-07

Yes? Is your house adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? All yours!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FTC 115: What's on a Pig's Mind by 100Faces 8-26-07

Yes? Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance? Listen, those fairy tales are all symbolic really. There's no actual wolf. He just stands for a powerful father figure threatening your instable personality represented by your house. Aren't you getting a little bit too Freudian? If you're right, there should also be an element of unfulfilled sexual desires for your mother. Who says they're unfulfilled? Goodbye now, but tell me have you seen a big, pink boar huffing and puffing around? But now I really gotta go back inside. --------------- Coming, Mum! Erm, ... Goodbye then, Mr. Oedipig.

It's time to put in your last-minute entries, folks -- judging will commence tonight!  This isn't going to be easy, because I've really enjoyed all the entries so far.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

And the grand prize goes to ...

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Boloboffin for "Too Obvious"

Everyone else tied for second.  Take it away, Bolo!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Usually I hate winning these things because I never have an idea, but now I do, and so, yay!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker