A few weeks ago, I got a bogus traffic ticket from a total arsehead cop. Help me vent my frustration with a comic about the police. Here are the guidelines:
1) new comics only
2) you must use three panels
3) at least one "cop" must appear in all three panels; either the cop from 'submitted' or the guard from 'office' counts
4) the third panel must contain at least one thought bubble
5) bonus for using the phrase "dry hump"
Have fun and good luck! Judging will be sometime around Sept 5th.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: Deputy Donkey']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: Toss the Doggy Salad']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1667']

Potentially based on a true story.

[Click to view comic: 'CC366: From the mouths of babes...']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'cc366: Routine traffic stop']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: The Retirement of Officer Farton']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When I see some of Biped's entries I wonder if I should even bother. Doggy salad made me LOL! :D

But here goes anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'CC366: Dear Diary... My Boss Sucks']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

And maybe one more. This is actually a kind of visualization of a joke I heard years ago.

[Click to view comic: 'CC366: Ask A Silly Question...']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1670']

[Click to view comic: 'CC366: Tonight on FOX, a very special episode of COPS']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: Without ReMorse']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'cc: 366 - dirty cop felt me up']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: DRY HUMPENSTEIN!']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: TRICK R STAB!']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 366: I'm No Good At Stories']

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/JohanC

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1673']

First off, thanks to everyone who participated.

Honorable mentions go to RCLG for his brilliant brown-nosing and themushroom for sheer perversity.

But the win goes to Hatrix for keeping up with current events and remembering that nothing beats some good old fashioned gay bathroom action!

my favorite was the one with the cop in it

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what if nigger meant kite

bike

Woohoo :D Nothing like the smell of a fresh comics competition in the morning! Oh wait... that's the cat box.

I'd like to thank the senator for being the typical self-hating, closeted, cruisy -the-rules-don't-apply-to-me, pageboy loving repugnican we've come to know and loathe :D  They make it TOO easy. 

I'll get started on the new one immediately.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Damn  I knew Hatrix's comic was the winner when I read it.  GOod job...

 I wish I could win one of these again cuz I have a great idea for a contest...

Whee, I'm perverse!! I'm perverse! *NOT taking a bow*

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.