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Mr. Wonderful
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| I am going to destroy that Picasso before you get a chance to look at it | |
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| NO it is the only Picasso I have never seen yet PLEASE Butch PLEASE--NO | |
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| Okay I just remembered how nice you were to my chicken last Christmas (sniff) | |
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| Let's go look at the Picasso together Butch and then I will buy you one of those big hot dogs. | |
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| Don't worry chicken you will not die today: I will guard you from predators TODAY | |
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| (cluck) You are so nice Mr. Meow-Meow HOW DID YOU get to be so super-nice (/cluck) | |
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| I went to church and it made me really nice to chickens | |
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| Oh, boy I am going to go to church A HUNDRED TIMES and get nice too. | |
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| I am here to learn how to be real nice because I am such a bad cat--Father O'Mallard | |
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| Then you must think of something bad that you have done and be really sorry for it now. | |
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| I am sorry I raped your mom and made her pregnant with mutant monster kittens that ate her alive from the inside | |
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| That is a good thing to be sorry for Mr. Meow-Meow, soon you will be really nice to, for example, chickens. | |
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| ...and after we split the church treasury I will cleverly explain your absence to your son before we escape into the future | |
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| Okay Mr. Meow-Meow but what about the inventor of the time machine, he knows about our plan and could still snitch on us | |
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| Don't worry about him, Granny, he will choke to death on one of those big art gallery hot dogs | |
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| You mean he already has, ha ha, and then we will be in the clear because of the time paradox. | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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