Okay. After much tongue lashing (oooh!) and being flogged with the rulebook (oooh? not so much) here is the latest contest. This one is pretty wide open so everyone should likee it. Or they can talk to Tobor about where the soap went, k?

"A Very Abe Christmas" -- any number of panels, but there has to be a background that seems Christmassy and has to involve character Abe. He has to appear in at least one panel. Anything goes if it's Christmassy and Abe's a part of it. Example:

CC 374: Tryouts for "A Very Abe Christmas"

Casting call for 'North Pole Idol' Next!

by themushroom, 11-15-07

I'll figure out the closing date eventually. Dig in!

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CC 374: A Nurse Bigguns Christmas by biped 11-15-07

ME HEARD ABE VIGODA AM STILL ALIVE!!! ME AM GOING TO GO FINISH JOB OF KILLING HIM!!! MOMMY!!! GRRRRR!!! (sigh) Be home in time for Christmas dinner, sweetie... HO HO HO, ABE VIGODA!!! ME AM SANTA CLAUS OF DEATH AND AM HERE TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!! MERRY DEATHMAS, BAD ABE VIGODA!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOO!!! HEEEELLLPPP!!! ME STUFFED ABE VIGODA WITH STOVE-TOP STUFFING AND COOKED HIM!!! LET'S EAT HIM UP NOW, MOMMY YAAAAAAAY!!! Oh, my GOD...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dressing up like Santa by Caricatura2008 11-15-07

C'mon Frank, 20$ for dressing up like Santa, and coming down my chimney Dunno know boss 20$ for dressing up like Santa, coming down my chimney, and a free christmas dinner Dunno know boss 20$ for dressing up like Santa, coming down my chimney, free christmas dinner, and a giant poster of a hot chick with a sexy santa's helper costume I'm on it!

cc374: Eight Abes a-milking by mandingo 11-15-07

where's Santa? I KNIFED HIM IN THE FUCKIN FACE, CHAINSAWED HIS ASS TO PIECES AND FED HIM TO THE GODDAMN REINDEER!!!! inside? inside.

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Go-To by boloboffin 11-15-07

Some people can be awfully hard to figure out what to get for Christmas, Santa. How do you do it? That's easy, little Elfcock. When I'm stumped over a gift, I let Abe Vigoda figure it out! Let me give you an example. Mr. Vigoda, themushroom is a funny guy, but just recently started displaying alarming drama queen tendencies. What should he get for Christmas? That's easy, Santa. An all-expense- paid weekend at a Rio S&M Palace, where he can work out his victim fantasy behind well insulated walls and a ball gag. That's... Amazing! He's a certifiable genius.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

entr'acte drama

(after I had my all-expense-paid weekend at a Rio S&M Palace) You're da man, Abe! Thank you, Boloboffin... just what I always wanted! *salivate*

by themushroom, 11-16-07

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CC 374 : My Fondest Wish by finn34 11-16-07

So what do you want for Christmas? I hereby declare you, King of Santaland! The usual.

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Two strips partially inspired by finn34's entry:

CC 374: All I Want For Christmas by kane2742 11-16-07

So what do you want for Christmas? Hey, sexy. Ready to unwrap your present? The usual.

CC 374: Yes, Tobor, There Is a Santa Claus by kane2742 11-16-07

What do you want for Christmas, Tobor? Tobor will cornhole you? Yes, Tobor. Merry Christmas. The usual.

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kane2742

you sir, are awesome.

i seriously lol'ed at work and got weird looks, but it was worth it.

also : they're old and probably not eligable, but here's some old entries from last xmas :

Orange Soda : XXXMas 3 by finn34 12-03-06

I forgot to ask, what do you want for Christmas? Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob. Don't say blowjob. A blowjob.

 

Orange Soda : XXXMas 6 by finn34 12-08-06

Yeah, have a Merry fucking Christmas this year, you asshole! I take that to mean you got the package I sent you.

 

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finn: Yeah, those two are ineligible (previous work, no Abe) but they were funny.

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Abe's Christmas Recollections 1 by AngryAmerican 11-16-07

Why are you always so grumpy at Christmas time Grandpa? Because Tommy, Christmas is a big crap sandwich served with a side of swollen prostrate. Aww cmon Grandpa, Christmas is great! You get presents, a huge dinner, and Mom usually lets me have a glass of schnapps! Soft! You kids have it soft! Christmas didn't always used to be so damn happy go lucky and have another damn cookie while you're at it. For dramatic effect, picture the light dimming and various sinsiter shadows forming on Abe's face. thanks. It didn't? No Tommy it damn well didn't!

Abe's Christmas Recollections 2 by AngryAmerican 11-16-07

Back in my day Christmas was the day when we were sent out into the woods at night all alone to "find our presents". After we'd been mauled by various forest creatures, we would be forced to eat our socks and burlap underwear just to stay alive... And we'd be lost until Spring, having lived off pinecones and our own feces, emcrusted in filth and blood...

Abe's Christmas Recollections 3 by AngryAmerican 11-16-07

That was Christmas. If it didn't kill ya, it made ya stronger. ...Um...Ohh-kaayyyy. Did you ever meet Santa? Unfortunately for me Tommy, I did. That's why I walk funny to this day. Course he looked a lot different back then... HO HO HO Little boy! Time to fill that stocking!

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Kill Whitey.

CC 374: The Bat Wing by deathtoradio 11-16-07

Hey mister. My mommy says you're almost as old as god. And that you know where Santa's workshop is. Sure kid. When you stretch my scrotum flat, like a bat wing, the veins form a road map leading the way. Ho ho ho. What do you want for Christmas, young man? Well, I did want a train. Now I just want a lobotomy so I won't see Abe Vigoda's man-pouch in my dreams anymore.

CC374: What's my lion? by arbi 11-17-07

your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas? Shinzo Abe. I used to be premier of Japan till I was voted off the island. I want to reclaim my honor and serve the emporer. your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas? Abe Lincoln. I'm on the penny. I want to vote for Ron Paul. your name, why you are famous, and what do you want for christmas? Abe Vigoda. I played a fish. I want a horsie. Everything but the head.

trivia: abe vigoda played "Harry" on the 1996 christmas episode of Wings. 

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CC374: May All Your Wishes Come True

Well, Merry fucking Christmas to me!

by UnknownEric, 11-17-07

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I has a flavor!

CC 374: A Xmas You Can't Refuse by Rabid_Weasle 11-17-07

And what do you want for Christmas little man? Santa, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake? Can't do it, Sally. HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!

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Poop.

This is my first compatition comic so it might not be so good. And I don't know how to show my comic so I'll just paste the link and I'll hope it works.

CC 374: Abe in, uhhhh, ok it's just Abe by cocksucker 11-17-07

Abe, just the person I wanted to talk to. What do you want? MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! WTF!!!...Wait, it's November. A bit over the top? Just a little, maybe less snow next time.

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I know where you live, As soon as you go to sleep I will kill you! This is not a threat, It's a promise.

A very Georgey Christmas by serendipity2OO3 11-18-07

My Fellow Americans. *Pause for poorly timed squinty smile* I'm here with Santa Claus to bring you this important message. After the recent tragedy of the California wild fires And with the hoilidays so near, lets take time to remember those victims who lost their multi million dollar homes. *PAuse for second nervous squinty smile* ...

cc374: Streets of New York by mandingo 11-18-07

hey, don't i know you from somewhere? yes, i'm sure you do. i've had many acting roles of meaning. roles that influenced people's lives. roles that mattered you sure did! i remember now! you were that elf at Macy's last year! you were great! i'm not talking Macy's, madam! i'm talking television! stage and big screen work too! roles that mattered! characters that had something to say! i'm Abe Vigoda, madam! thespian! oh. so you weren't that elf then. i was SANTA!

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what if nigger meant kite

deathtoradiothis raped my funny bone

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CC #374:A very very Abe-like Christmas by Creative4me 11-18-07

Well it's Christmas Time! Oh joy! Hi Abe you've been very bad so you get no presents! At least i'll still get presents from friends. Oh Joy. Sorry Abe but your not getting presents from me im too cheap. I hate Christmas. I don't get presents. I don't believe my friend i mean friends wont give me presents. And im naughty!

 Yes it is Abe-like

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

CC 374: A Very Naughty Santa by deathtoradio 11-19-07

Hey Santa. Remember last Christmas? It was kind of a blur. Dude, we were so wasted! You did that line of cookies off a reindeer's ass. Yeah, Rudolph still won't look me in the eye. I mean, shit, I didn't donkey punch him or anything. And the elves were all trying to stop you from driving the sleigh. I know, like who's gonna pull ME over. No one's gonna give Santa a D.U.I. Not unless you want me to shit in your present every year. I won't even bother with the coal. That's how I roll.

CC 374: CC 373 Mash-Up by umfumdisi 11-19-07

So, did you dump the bodies where no one will ever find them? Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

(With profuse apologies to umfumdisi...)

Groovy! - cc374: cc373: cc372 Mash-Up by edoggydog 11-20-07

I buried the bodies where no one woud find them... Groovy! ...in mandingo's comics! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

You want a deadline? I'll give you a damn deadline. Noon Pacific on December Oneth.

Get your damn entries in. 

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