RULES?  IN A COMICS FIGHT?

Okay, the rules are the same as in any other RCD--hit the random button until you come up with something that pleases you.  Your comic must be three panels long.

ALL THREE PANELS MUST BE THE SAME.  YOU CANNOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT ANY PANEL THAT ALTERS ITS ORIGINAL RANDOMNESS IN ANY WAY JUST TO MAKE IT "CUTER."  I used all caps for that because I wanted it to seem as though I was shouting.

The main rule is that you must use a particular phrase of my choosing in your comic, and that phrase is:

"My genitals are tingling."

MY PLEDGE TO YOU: If one or more people enter this contest, I will eventually judge it. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Getting this shizzow on the rizzoad:

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12 - You never knew Death had gonads, didja?']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Mike & Hammer']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12 - Streaming Video?']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 12: Tingling']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Synchronicity 1: Test of Faith']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Synchronicity 2: Lepra Colony']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Synchronicity 3: Terrorist Cell']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Synchronicity 4: Seaside']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Synchronicity 5: Plugin']

Oh, crap. I tried one and pressed a wrong button and then i lost the page and i started again and then there was a browser problem and that one doesn't make sense now and now I have to make another one and damn it.

Comedy is hard.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You say that like you'd read my entry already.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'RCD#12: X-Men in "Incontinental Breakfast"']

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'RCD#12: Instant disqualification']

Swift, inexorable judgement will take place Wednesday or Thursday. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 12: Clown Balls']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'Hypnotism (RCD 12)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

JUDGEMENT TIME!  Thanks to everyone for the great turnout.  All of the comics were great.  Except for that one.  I'm not going to say which one, so that you will all be haunted for the rest of your lives by the possibility that all of the comics were great except for one of yours.  Sorry about that, but in order to be a generally good person, I have to occasionally allow myself to indulge in at least one low-grade act of cruelty per month.

Honorable mention goes to HydeGuy for volume.

SECOND PLACE:

This one made me giggle mentally for some reason.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

FIRST PLACE:

This one made my genitals tingle a little bit.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD #12: Mike & Hammer']

Congrats to Boring for being my arbitrary and mystifyingly subjective choice.  Thanks again everyone for your participation in this, the greatest contest of any kind in the history of the universe except for ABC's "Battle of the Network Stars" and the time Screech beat up Horshack.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks - new competition coming soon.