RULES?  IN A COMICS FIGHT?

Okay, the rules are the same as in any other RCD--hit the random button until you come up with something that pleases you.  Your comic must be three panels long.

ALL THREE PANELS MUST BE THE SAME.  YOU CANNOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT ANY PANEL THAT ALTERS ITS ORIGINAL RANDOMNESS IN ANY WAY JUST TO MAKE IT "CUTER."  I used all caps for that because I wanted it to seem as though I was shouting.

The main rule is that you must use a particular phrase of my choosing in your comic, and that phrase is:

"My genitals are tingling."

MY PLEDGE TO YOU: If one or more people enter this contest, I will eventually judge it. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Getting this shizzow on the rizzoad:

RCD #12 - You never knew Death had gonads, didja? by themushroom 1-01-08

Hey, Thrak. How was your New Years party? Not bad, mate, could have been better. Everyone I invited came, sure. But I was still hungry after I'd eaten them all. My genitals are tingling.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

RCD #12: Mike & Hammer by Boring 1-01-08

My genitals are tingling. More nails then? I guess so. There you go. Now they feel like they´re on fire. More nails then?

RCD #12 - Streaming Video? by ZMannZilla 1-01-08

As I watch R. Kelly versus Invisible Girl, my genitals are tingling. Perhaps my ex-girlfriend was right about me - I'm really weird.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCD 12: Tingling by deathtoradio 1-03-08

How the fuck are you out in broad daylight? That whole night thing is a myth, prepetuated by my kind's love for late night disco parties. Prepare to die fucker, I just happen to have some holy water here in my pocket. Let's see if that was a myth! ::hissssss:: Huh-ha! How does that feel? Oh shit, that wasn't holy water, it was lemon pledge. My genitals are tingling.

RCD #12: Synchronicity 1: Test of Faith by HydeGuy 1-04-08

My genitals are tingling. Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them? They´ll charge me how much for urinating into the holy water font?

RCD #12: Synchronicity 2: Lepra Colony by HydeGuy 1-04-08

My genitals are tingling. Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them? I will if you tell me where you dropped them.

RCD #12: Synchronicity 3: Terrorist Cell by HydeGuy 1-04-08

My genitals are tingling. Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them? Hoof. It´s called a hoof, Sir.

RCD #12: Synchronicity 4: Seaside by HydeGuy 1-04-08

My genitals are tingling. Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them? I will when I´m done sketching them.

RCD #12: Synchronicity 5: Plugin by HydeGuy 1-04-08

My genitals are tingling. Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them? Wow, stripcreator has sound now!

Oh, crap. I tried one and pressed a wrong button and then i lost the page and i started again and then there was a browser problem and that one doesn't make sense now and now I have to make another one and damn it.

Comedy is hard.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You say that like you'd read my entry already.

RCD#12: X-Men in "Incontinental Breakfast" by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-05-08

My genitals are tingling! Don't worry! I'm using my force field! Okay! That's good, because I drank a LOT of beer this morning at breakfast! I've been practising every day with the Professor! I can keep it up! But for how long?

RCD#12: Instant disqualification by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-08-08

Paul! How did your sermon go? Did you offer the hope of Jesus' salvation to those of both faiths? Well, I tried. It didn't go over so great with my Jewish parishoners, but... ...my Gentiles are tingling.

Swift, inexorable judgement will take place Wednesday or Thursday. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCD 12: Clown Balls by deathtoradio 1-08-08

Anything yet? No, keep squirting. How about now? You're hitting the twig alright, but competely missing the berries. Houston, we have a direct hit, I repeat, direct hit. My genitals are tingling.

RCD #12 by lukket 1-09-08

Hmm... I don't get it. Why have we been standing in this section for so long. Excuse me for liking Roy Liechtenstein's work. But it's just cartoonish women with visible halftone patterns. My genitals are tingling. What do these women have that I don't? Curves!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Hypnotism (RCD 12) by theburninator 1-10-08

Are you getting sleepy yet? No, but my genitals are tingling. Is that normal? Well, since you just banged that crackwhore, I'd say yes.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

JUDGEMENT TIME!  Thanks to everyone for the great turnout.  All of the comics were great.  Except for that one.  I'm not going to say which one, so that you will all be haunted for the rest of your lives by the possibility that all of the comics were great except for one of yours.  Sorry about that, but in order to be a generally good person, I have to occasionally allow myself to indulge in at least one low-grade act of cruelty per month.

Honorable mention goes to HydeGuy for volume.

SECOND PLACE:

This one made me giggle mentally for some reason.

FIRST PLACE:

This one made my genitals tingle a little bit.

RCD #12: Mike & Hammer by Boring 1-01-08

My genitals are tingling. More nails then? I guess so. There you go. Now they feel like they´re on fire. More nails then?

Congrats to Boring for being my arbitrary and mystifyingly subjective choice.  Thanks again everyone for your participation in this, the greatest contest of any kind in the history of the universe except for ABC's "Battle of the Network Stars" and the time Screech beat up Horshack.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks - new competition coming soon.