And other handy guides:

how to tell if your PE teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

is a wet t-shirt contest even a sport? shhh! it's starting!

how to tell if your art teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

alright kids, today we're going to practice drawing from a model. julie, could you take off your clothes and pose on this stool in the middle of the class? what?! no! julie, your grade is depending on this. if you don't do it i'll have no choice but to fail you. umm, but... well... okay. anyways, as i was saying today we're going to be drawing from a model. please draw this chessboard. pay close attention to your use of perspective.

how to tell if your mailman is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

yayyy! the mailman's here! hello there little girl! my mom wanted me to ask you why the pages of my tiger beat magazines are stuck together every month. uh... stuck together you say! huh, that's weird!

how to tell if your geography teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

excuse ME, but i AM the teacher of this class! are you saying you know more about geography than me?! ARE YOU?! because that would be impossible! that's not what i'm saying, it just seems like- DO YOU HAVE A DEGREE AT HARVARD?! DO YOU HAVE 12 YEARS OF TEACHING EXPERIENCE?! WELL DO YOU, SMART ALECK?! okay fine, you were right! jesus christ! thank you. anyways class, like i was saying, italy is actually NOT shaped like a boot, but rather a nude shirly temple spreading her legs

how to tell if your chemistry teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

okay kids, put your rubber gloves on, we're going to be working with highly dangerous chemicals today. what kind of chemicals? sleeping gas. uh, then what good are gloves going to be? shouldn't we have something on our faces? in due time, in due time

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It's grime time.

"Art Teacher" and "Geography Teacher" were so good, reading them was like getting to feed Halle Berry to carniverous alien plant monsters.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Great series.  "Art Teacher" and "Chemistry Teacher" were my favorites.  Also "best friend", which you haven't posted here yet.  The "mom" one is a little weak, though.  (Yeah, I said your mom is weak... want to fight about it?)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I love the series.  "Tentacle Monster" cracked me up.  But there's one I don't get... at the risk of harshing a buzz, what does this mean?

how to tell if your math teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-24-08

uh, mr. walsh? i have a question about last night's homework. yes? what is it, craig? well, this might sound crazy, but it seems like the answer to every question was "X35 55378008". ahem, clearly there is an error in your computations

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

themushroom

If you type that in on a calculator and turn it upside down it looks like 'BOOBLESS SEX'. Funny? Debatable... Hopefully these are better:

how to tell if your best friend is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08

ah, first day of summer! what should we do? any ideas? let's play nintendo! nah, we do that all the time. okay, how about i cryogenically freeze you and then thaw you out when i'm 45 and take your anal cherry?  um

how to tell if a tentacle monster is a pedophile

wow, i've never seen one actually REJECT somebody before... can we not talk about this?

by areallystupidguy, 10-24-08

how to tell if your pedophile is a PE teacher by areallystupidguy 10-29-08

hey little boy, how'd you like to come for a ride with me in my van? i dunno... do you have any candy? that stuff's really unhealthy, wouldn't you rather have a protein shake? pass

Thanks for the feedback, guys!

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It's grime time.

art teacher and chemistry teacher ftw. chemistry teacher especially

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what if nigger meant kite

yes, what Mandingo said.

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Kill Whitey.

If these comics can protect even one child from santa's candy cane it will be a job well done:

how to tell if your doctor is a pedophile

are you sure my examination's over? shouldn't you check my breasts for irregularities? eh, you're probably fine

by areallystupidguy, 5-04-09

how to tell if santa is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 5-04-09

santa's been kind of weird this year. how so? well for starters, he added images to the good/bad list and changed the name from 'naughty or nice' to 'naughty or prude'. ah... yeah... plus, the new lyric, 'he's making a list, he's checking it for 3 consecutive hours with his door locked' doesn't even rhyme

how to tell if santa is a pedophile 2 by areallystupidguy 5-04-09

uh santa? me and the other elves are wondering about the cameras you've recently installed in the children's homes. ho ho ho! a most handy tool! it helps me keep a closer eye on the kids and decide whether they're good or bad! how exactly does a panty cam help? we found tons of footage of prepubescent vaginas on your computer. a panty cam? don't be ridiculous! i'd never invade someone's privacy that way! oh yeah? so where DID you have the camera? my penis stud!

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It's grime time.

We have to be prepared for anything:

how to tell if chris hansen is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 5-04-09

okay, this is from your conversation with what you thought was a preteen girl. "i want to tear you apart with my adult penis" she then asked you your name, and in response you said "you've probably seen me on tv, i'm chris hansen with dateli-" sorry guys, guess i accidentally grabbed my secret folder by mistake when i was heading out the door again... one more take.

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It's grime time.

I had respect for you once.

This was before you BEFOULED the name of Chris Hansen.

Get out of my sight...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Aw c'mon, like you've never suspected...

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It's grime time.