I'm positive I smell like old man and vegetable beef soup.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

-snif- Mmmm! Cabbage! :)

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

ArtemisStrongto be upfront i should probably tell you i was regifting the old man

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what if nigger meant kite

I smell like Ben Gay.

Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

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Poop.

Happy Birthday sexy. Your's is the only real birthday thread I care about. It doesn't seem as forced as the others, but it's twice as desperate for attention and I know that's exactly the way you like it. Now hurry and get back to bed you sexy bitch.

Yeah, I remember when I thought 30 was old, ha ha.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Rabid_Weasle

OH GOD MAH BALLS!!!!

Also: I'll be there soon enough Artemis.  And here I always thought you were a little younger than me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Rabid_Weasle

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 

Rabid_Weasle

[Click to view comic: 'My Wang Hurts.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Rabid_Weasle

.....SUPER good?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

THAT WAS NOT SUPER GOOD. THAT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF SUPER GOOD. I FEEL LIED TOO AND HURTY IN MY NETHERS.

Oh yeah, and happy belated, Artemis. Don't worry, you're not old until you make too much noise getting into an armchair and when you walk about town with a massive erection showing through your sweatpants. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi

So, I'm old then?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I used to think you weren't old until you started complaining about how things were so much better back in the day, and then a couple months ago I realized that definition means that I'm old at 24.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

ArtemisStrong

So, I'm old then?

Well that depends. Are you making cheesy passes at any female staff worker at any store you go into?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi

So, I'm old then?

Well that depends. Are you making cheesy passes at any female staff worker at any store you go into?

If they're classy passes you've aged like a fine wine, if they're crusty passes you've aged like a tin of bean n' guac salsa mix.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old