This is the sentence that people can read before they click on the thread.  Sort of a "preview" which gives them an indication of what the OP will be about--without actually having to read it!

Here is the Flonase family--Ed, Edna, their son Billy (or "Bobby"), and their little girl Sally.  The troubled older daughter Debbie is one of those phantom siblings that may or may not really exist, like Richie Cunningham's older brother. 

I like to make comics about the Flonase family.  The trouble is, I never get to read comics about them, because since I make them myself, I already know what's going to happen in them.

Therefore, I would like for other people to make some comics about them so that I can read and enjoy their gentle, wholesome sitcom-style adventures myself. 

And those other people could be--you!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think I may have too much fun with this. 

Can we edit old comics and use them?

When Parents Get Scared by Beeko180 10-18-08

Hey Dad, Can I have an X-Box? No. Bobby storms up to his room........... Now Dad will have to give me an X-Box!!!!!! THUD CRASH KABANG CRACKLE He'll be alright. He's just going through his period. That's what you said when he torched the flag.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Billy and Sally visit the Motherland by crabby 4-15-09

SALLY YOU'RE MY SISTER AND I LOVE YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? ok. SALLY, I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE! ok. Now why did I bring you here to Africa? You brought me here to prove that afro tribal beat music is no joke.

CC424: Mix It Up by NooniePuuBunny 4-16-09

...and they feed Hitler a bunch of stuff an he SHITS out a whole bunch of stuff. Thats why grownups wont tell you where babies come from! WAAH! I DIDNT WANNA COME FROM HITLER'S ASS!!! WAAAH! Billy was just teasing you honey. Look, I'll talk to Billy about being mean and then we can have some chocolate icecream sandwiches, okay? What the hell are we gonna do, Edna?! They've figured out the truth! Maybe it wasnt such a good idea to save HITLER'S ASS...

CC424: What really happened to Debbie Flonase! by NooniePuuBunny 4-16-09

Mommy! I've decided I want to be a god of death when I grow up and spill the blood of the innocent and condemn their souls to the bottomless pit of hell in torment for all eternity! Thats nice honey! Oh, Ed, we are so lucky to have kids with a healthy imagination! Not out there doing drugs and causing trouble! Our kids are the greatest, Edna! Now that I've practiced on you, Debbie, I can start work right after I graduate Elementary School! Moh!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Old comic, but with the proper characters. I swear it was about the Flonase family the whole time.

Vlasic Pickle by Hari_Nezumi 9-16-06

Is it crunchy? It's it juicy? Nope and nope. Then what is it? It's a Vlasic pickle! It's both crunchy AND juicy! God, you're such a fucking cunt sometimes.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Sally's arcade trip by HCRoyall 4-16-09

Hey look! Our sister Debbie's in that game over there! Cool! Lets play it! OH GOD! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEEEEE!! AAAAUUUGGHH! YOUR PAIN SHALL BE ENDLESS! HA HA HA!! AWESOME! Right into the demonic woodchipper! I'm going to get more quarters!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Isn't this the same basic concept that had everyone all up in arms when I tried it a while back?

Allow me to refresh some memories...

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=267699

Where's the hue and cry now? At least mine had superheroes you jerks.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Well kinda but...It's biped... plus, Flonase happens to be my favorite nasal decongestant

RCL no. 1976 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-16-09

...and then mom brought the pool-boy into the house and let him face-fornicate her in the laundry closet! "Well, that's a little disturb-" I got so excited watching them, I took Sally up to my room and ass-reamed her while listening to Hannity on the radio... "WHAT THE FUCK?? I TOLD YOU TO NEVER EXPOSE LITTLE SALLY TO SUCH FILTH!! YOU'RE ON RESTRICTION FOR LIFE, BILLY/BOBBY!!!!!!!" Why do you have such a bug up your ass for Sean Hannity, dad?

I'm disturbed that this is turning out to be one of the funniest contests in a while.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I've read plenty of bipeds stuff so I know the 'Flonase' style... I dunno, he basically asked to make a sitcom using those 5 characters. Had he not mentioned the Flonase family, it would have been like any other contest.

I feel so very wrong about this.

Sally in "Am I Old Enough?" (CC424) by theburninator 4-16-09

Daddy, am I old enough to have a squirting orgasm? *Urp* Jesus H. Teabagging Christ, Sally! Can't I even finish my grapefruit and coffee before you start in?! Mommy, am I old enough to deepthroat? GodDAMMIT, Sally! Where did you HEAR this shit?! They said no. Did you tell them the video is only $9.95?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

cc424: I heart biped by mandingo 4-17-09

Mommy, what's the sound of one hand clapping? What... well, I don't know, sweetie. I never really condidered that one han... I mean, it would raise SO MANY questi... I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! Hi, Sally. Where's mommy? Daddy! I read Mommy my string cheese wrapper and she SCREAMED THE LORD'S PRAYER and ran out of the house! So, to correct myself, when Buddha rides down on the interdimensional mudskipper OR WHEN the ATF shows up, that's when you push the button. Got it? AND THEN YOU'LL TELL ME?? ABOUT THE HAND?? THE HAND THAT CLAPS AS TWO??

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what if nigger meant kite

Sally's new friend by HCRoyall 4-17-09

Mommy, can I have another cookie for my friend Mr. Dogonaball? Oh Sally! We don't want to spoil your friend's appetite for dinner! It's so cute! Sally's got an imaginary friend. Not surprising, for such a creative kid like her. WHERE MY COOKIE? HONK HONK! You were right, Mr. Dogonaball. We're going to have to kill them all in their sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm sorry if it's apparent that I'm having too much fun with this.

Is it also possible to use entries that were made for a completely different contest?

WW73: A Comic I Wasn't Willing to Make by Beeko180 4-17-09

[cough cough] Jerry has a bonger!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

A Father Speaks With His Son by muffindance 4-18-09

SON, NOW THAT YOU'RE BEGINNING TO REACH PUBERTY, WE NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK LESSON NUMBER ONE: WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH... I ALREADY KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM, DAD LESSON NUMBER TWO: ALWAYS BURN PROSTITUTES AFTER RAPING THEM

RCL no. 1977 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-19-09

Holy SHIT! Check out what's going on over at the Flomax house... You mean, "Flonase", Maynard... Whatever... You know how I hate it when you say, "whatever"... Whatever, whore... I wish I could work up the nerve to leave this jerk, but he has such a cute ass. I just love the way those butt cheeks clench when he drops a turd in my mouth!

CC424: Giant Bread by Namgubed 4-19-09

CRASH! Sorry, I dropped my plate, Daddy - You know the rules, young lady, off you go to Debbie's room. Waaahhh! I don't wanna go to Debbie's room! You heard your father, honey, there's no use whining. Can I come out now, Daddy? I ate all the identifiable parts ... I SAID NO DNA EVIDENCE !!

Leave It to Billy by Namgubed 4-19-09

Sing to the tune of "Leave it to Beaver" Alliteratively. Circumcision. Australopithecus! Triangularity. Retrogression. Eat my crap!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown