let's celebrate the competitive spirit. athletics, war, clubbing someone to death with a summer sausage when they try to sneak their full cart through as 20 items or less, whatever. only rule for this contest is to have the same three characters on the left of the panel facing the same three characters on the right of the panel with the same background throughout

something like this

Battlefield Mirth by ObiJo 2-11-01

Minutes before the battle begins, every soldier is a model of quiet reflection. They all know that this may be their last moments on earth, and are overcome by the sobriety of the situation. And then there was Ed. B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And bingo was his name-o! All together now! B-I-N-G-O!...

i'll judge this february 1st. good luck, have fun, FACE OFF!

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what if nigger meant kite

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

How many clowns does it take to make a lynch mob? Uhh...

I know it's technically out, but dammit I couldn't resist.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Okay, who FARTED?? by edoggydog 1-20-11

Wasn't me! Nor me! Groovy!

How Armageddon Started by four_legged_tripod 1-21-11

My brother, let's pray now and praise the Lord! Pass it on. Your brother Ray just now grazed the floor. Pass it on. YOUR MOTHER'S GAY AND SHE RAISED A WHORE! ...the fuck?!?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC by HCRoyall 1-21-11

Looking back, that was the spark that started the Great Default War.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Great Jewscape by Beeko180 1-21-11

Don't move! Heil hitler?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 468: Gort v. Board of Education by evil_d 1-21-11

The school's annual Tug of War contest was never the same after the Supreme Court ended robot segregation in 2063.

As a bonus, this could work for the last contest too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Most Addicting Popcap Game I've Played by choadwarrior 1-21-11

Plants vs Zombies

CC468: Patriotism For Some Is How Far They Are From The Bomb by ZMannZilla 1-21-11

Ugh! This background offends me! You! Go send someone to blow themselves up in the next panel! You! Cave Master says for you to go blow yourself up in the next panel, for the glory of our God! You! I'm gonna blow up this whole panel now! Die for your comic! No! The explosion will hit me first! I am terrified! Fuck this comic, I just want to live! I love this comic, but not enough to die for it! We really have to stop pissing off those guys before I get blown up next! DO IT FAGGOT!!! USA! USA! USA! WOOOOO!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Groovy! - Does anyone fall for this anymore? by edoggydog 1-22-11

Pull my finger! Pull my finger! Pull my finger! Pull my finger! Pull my finger! Pull my finger!

CC468: George Romero Presents "Three Little Pigs" by ZMannZilla 1-22-11

Heh... maybe you should have made the doors out of brick too, huh runt? Fuck off, Arnold.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

They All Look Alike to Each Other by choadwarrior 1-22-11

Let's settle this once and for all... on the basketball court. Sheets versus skins?

Genisis 3:19 by ragu4u 1-22-11

Before Birth Remember man, that thou art dust and into After Life thou shalt return!

CC: Mortal Kombat by Lord_Vodek 1-22-11

Ready! Aim! Histories favorite one sided battle Hose! Light! Roll! Ready!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

An unfair game of rugby union by dcomposed 1-22-11

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Giving and Taking by KajunFirefly 1-27-11

Sometimes it just feels right.

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Dad was flammable

Groovy! - The Fan Wave by edoggydog 1-29-11

Those who are clear on the concept... YAY! YAY! YAY!   ?   ...and those who are not.   ?     ?

Days vs Nights by choadwarrior 1-30-11

CC 468: 3² by 100Faces 1-31-11

Hey, that's nine against three!

judging time!

honorable mentions to ZMannZilla and KajunFirefly but in the end i gave it to:

How Armageddon Started by four_legged_tripod 1-21-11

My brother, let's pray now and praise the Lord! Pass it on. Your brother Ray just now grazed the floor. Pass it on. YOUR MOTHER'S GAY AND SHE RAISED A WHORE! ...the fuck?!?

having proved himself in competition, four_legged_tripod is now the head stripper. yes, the ralph-malpha male. this entitles him to first pick of mates among lady comic strippers here, frequent access to brad's tender rabbit nostril butthole as concubine, and the running of the next contest. long live the king!

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what if nigger meant kite

Th-th-th-thank you ma-ma-mandingo.  Long li-li-li-live me! S-s-s-sorry. I'm having pr-pr-pr-poblems w-w-with my sp-sp-speech.  New c-c-comp up s-s-soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke