Comic Cup VIII - The Serial Cup

Welcome to the latest incarnation of the Comic Cup, a tournament some have called the ultimate test of comedic prowess. But wirthling and I have both won one, so it can't be.

By now you're probably all aware of how this is going to work, but just in case, here's a recap.

At the start of every round, I'll post the first comic in a serial which players then compete to continue. In addition, their comics must comply with given rules.

As soon as both competitors in a pair have posted their comic, voting for the better comic begins. All players except those competing in the match at hand can vote. If there's a tie in the first round, I'll step in and vote. In ties in subsequent rounds, the person with the most votes in previous rounds will win.

The victor goes on to the next round, in which the loser's rule will be used. The next pair then have the task of writing a follow-up to the winning comic.

Here are the match-ups, determined by my closing my eyes and thrusting a pen at a piece of paper upon which names were writ.

israphael vs kramer_vs_kramer
Bazilla vs wirthling
fuzzyman vs DH-01
crabby vs fpd
kaufman vs xpac
skagg vs TheBlairZip
Big Evil Dan vs Kajun Firefly
Kevin Keegans Perm vs ladyjdotnet

In keeping with the traditions of the last two Cups, I'll keep this handy record of the tournament's progress, including who's voted for whom.

We'll kick off Round One tomorrow with the beginning of the first serial, and the match between israphael and kramer. Be there!

Man, I'm in trouble. I pulled DH-01. Kaufman got the free pass to the next round... Lucky dog!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

i bet 10 bucks on xpac

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Batman created by Bob Kane

that is, i bet he gets out first round

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i envisage the voting on this one to be something similar between the choice between shit sandwiches and shit on a stick. i perform very poorly in this sort of situation so itll be another case of me being left behind in the first round no doubt

its like someone walking up to you at a party and demanding you "SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMMIT!"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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i bet 10 bucks on xpac

that is, i bet he gets out first round

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See, basically all you're doing by insulting xpac is gauranteeing that he'll vote against you when you're time is up.

Bit of a silly (or over confident) tactic.

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Dad was flammable

Far be it from me to think strategically.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

i envisage the voting on this one to be something similar between the choice between shit sandwiches and shit on a stick.

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You don't know how right you are. At least you have had the experience before.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

the only experience i have is that of losing horribly in every bloody first round ive been in

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Well done Wirthling, though bad news, I've set a nasty rule, so it'll be hard for you next round.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Me vs IsRaphael should be a good fight, as I figure we're both fairly evenly matched, unlike certain other pairings in the first round (cough - KaufmanvsXpac).

KKP vs LadyJ could be good, making the finale.

Oh Wirthling, you know what sucks? You! You know what you suck at? Everything!

P.S PYSCHETY PYSCHE PYSCHE

Come on, how else am I gonna win, I'm still laughing at his understood comment on the other thread.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I also have that same problem.

I'm not really familiar with fpd so I don't know how big of a challenge this is going to be.

kramer_vs_kramer Vs israphael
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Kajun Firefly vs Big Evil Dan

should be first round highlights, all evenly matched strippers in my opinion.

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Dad was flammable

[u]Round 1 - The Calamitous One-Note Character Caper[/u]

Here's the start of this round's serial comic. Remember, I'll be making up the rules for this round. I'll try to keep them simple to compensate for the evil ones you're going to have to contend with next round. Speaking of which, DH-01, I still don't have a rule from you. Get it to andydougan@yahoo.co.uk sharpish!

Comic Cup 8 Round 1 Intro - Meet the crims by andydougan 1-31-02

I'm Captain Redundant. I often say superfluous words unnecessarily a lot when I talk. I'm Corporal Apathy. I've also got some special trait or something. Who cares? I'm not Colonel Perjury. I sometimes tell the truth. That's the biggest lie I ever heard. I'm Brigadier General Hyperbole. I do nothing but exaggerate. I'm the leader of our gang, which makes me omnipotent. We're going to hold up the corner shop. We'll make off with trillions of dollars! *sigh* Do we have to?

[u]Round 1, Match 1[/u]

israphael vs kramer_vs_kramer

Follow up "Meet the crims".

The rule:[list]
[*]Refer to a really bad film.
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Oh, you have 24 hours to post your comics, by the way. Voting begins as soon as they're both up.

Yer fucked. ^_^

Seriously, best of luck, man.

-DH1
Yeeeeees.

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Needs more sodomy.

And Dougan, rule sent. Get off my jock, yo, or I'll have my boyz bust a man-cap in your ass, RED ROBOT-style!

Or something.

-DH1
Owns all your bastards.

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Needs more sodomy.

I also have that same problem.

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Ye of short memory. I still recall drawing you in the first round, and you pulling out probably your best work to date. I won, but just barely.

I seem to bring out the best in my opposition in these things. xpac is likely to post a gem.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hmmm

KKP v LadyJ

Thats like pouring petrol on a bonfire.

Heres hoping we can keep a level head while putting in our strips.
It would be terrible if we started ripping on each other to score points.

Wouldnt it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I really just don't understand this. Why are you trying to antagonize me with offensive accusations? It's never been my practice to do that, and it's not something I'd even consider.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'm having a hard time figuring out if ladyj was being sarcastic there.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I was not being sarcastic, fuzzyman. I'm truly perplexed. KKP suggests there's some kind of war between us (if one exists, I'm completely unaware of it), and further suggests that I'm the kind of person to resort to mud-slinging to win comic contests.

I'm not trying to dampen anyone's light-hearted fun, skagg. I'm just wondering why he felt the need to say what he did.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent