The rules for this contest are simple. Through hard work, a magic lamp, or some other circumstances, one of your characters is granted his or her greatest wish. What happens after that is up to you. Is it everything they thought it would be? Will things go horribly wrong?

Single comic and series will both be accepted, multiple entries are encouraged. Judging will take place on Friday afternoon.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A Stupid Wish, Granted... by itsclark 2-17-03

Can you use a little of that hocus pocus to make chicks talk to me? I want to be God's gift to women -- the one thing they can't stand to be without!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

One Small Wish by itsclark 2-17-03

I want to be a rich and famous movie star! ...other than "Mini-Me". No take-backs.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC171: If wishes were horses... by Buffylavalamp 2-18-03

When you wish upon a star... You know what? I really wish I was smarter, better looking, and would live longer. I can make that wish come true for you. Really? Could you, please? Sure. Wow! Thanks! Don't thank me until you try to get a promotion at work.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

CC 171 - Crabby Sucks! by Bazilla 2-18-03

I WISH I DID SUCK DICK.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC171: Hardy Har Har by UnknownEric 2-18-03

Wow, any wish I want? Yep. Absolutely anything. I wish I was unavoidable. You know, I wish I was something people saw every single day.

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I has a flavor!

CC 171: A Terrorist's Wish by Bargaintuan 2-18-03

I wish I could blow up something really BIG... Hi, I'm Roger Ebert. And I'm Richard Roeper. Our first movie today is--

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Last Week in Washington by kaufman 2-18-03

We've had below average rainfall here for two years. Things are really starting to dry up. I wish something would be done about it. Keep wishing man, it'll happen. FWOOOOOOOM! Uh, thanks.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Not exactly compliant, but oh, well...

CC 171: Well, What Did You Expect? by Bargaintuan 2-18-03

I found a magic lamp! I just need to rub it, and maybe a genie will grant my every wish! Well, here it goes! I'm rubbing the lamp...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Cheap, lazy...

CC 171: Wish Granted by Bargaintuan 2-18-03

Ride me, cowboy!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

hahahhahaaaaaa

Mise well give it a shot. Shame on me for mixing with another CC, eh?

CC 171: Tobor's Wish by BDD 2-18-03

Tobor, you have been so faithful, helping out all our priests with their "business" and everything. For your hard work, you may have one wish. Are you thinking of it? Good, and now I will grant your wish, my faithful servant Tobor. Excuse me, sir, I need your help. I'm afraid my anus is bleeding, and... TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE HIM! YAY!!!!!!!!1

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

This is a vcaration on a theme of itsclark's and UnknownEric's strips

It's appauling, I'm sorry...

CC 170: UNCONSENSHUAL BREECH OF COPYRWIGHT by jes_lawson 2-18-03

I wish I was the world's greatest sex machine! WELL I DIDNT SEE TAHT ONE CUMMING!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 170: It takes all sorts... by jes_lawson 2-18-03

Cripes! What happened to you? I found a magic frog who gave me three wishes! So what did you wish for? First I wished for unlimited wealth, then to be world famous and popular So what happened with your third wish...? Can't you guess? I wished I was a floating disembodied head! Dumbass!

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This is a vcaration on a theme of itsclark's and UnknownEric's strips

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CC 171: One of the worst things that could happen to you by Devin 2-18-03

*HONK* *HONK* *BEEP* BEEP* I shall grant you one wish, whatever you desire! *BEEP* *HONK* *HONK* *BEEP* What did you say again? God, I wish I could hear you over this damned noise! Granted. ...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

CC 171: The old joke by Devin 2-18-03

Okay, you freed me from the lamp, so you get one wish, yadda yadda yadda, hurry up so I can finally enjoy my freedom, will ya? Um, okay... I wish for a million more wishes! DAMN YOU!!!!!

And if it makes you feel any better, jes, you spelled plenty of other words wrong in your last few posts. :-)

Well you know, all the good jokes had already been taken...

CC171 :- Wishful Thinking by TheGovernor 2-18-03

One day in the Cave Thank you for freeing me, I am a Genie and for releasing me I will grant you anything your heart desires Erm ok, lets see Anything at all, you name it, World Peace, Become King of the Universe, Gorgeous women worshiping you, fame, fortune, glory, anything and it shall be so. Alright then,, I Wish..... Weirdo What can I say? I like this jacket alot.

CC 171: Marketing V by Trippingbillee 2-18-03

I am the mystical Purple Donkey, lost in the ancient deserts of Finland. You have found me. I shall grant you two wishes. Ok, well, I've always wanted those totally sweet neon lights that go under my car! You know what I'm talking about? The ones that light up the road? *Poof* It is done. A second wish? That's about all I can think of.

Yeah.

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Sex Piano.

CC 171: A happy ending-- well, not really by Devin 2-18-03

Police are still searching for Laci Peterson, a Modesto woman who has been missing for a month. That poor woman... I wish that she would be alive and well when they find her... This just in. The police have found Laci Peterson, alive and well in a condo in Fresno. The police have arrested the Petersons for insurance fraud, a charge which they both denied. ...Uh oh.

God, please let this series get funny soon...

CC 171: The old joke (2) by Devin 2-18-03

Well, I guess my next wishes will be for money and power. Grr, fine. Here's a buck-fifty and an Energizer battery. Happy?

CC 171: The old joke (3) by Devin 2-18-03

Um, I guess I should've been more specific-- I meant that I wish for LOTS of money and LOTS of power! Fine, fine. Here's the deed to a company that'll cover both your wishes at once. Um, thanks-- wait a minute, you gave me the deed to Enron?

CC 171: The old joke (4) by Devin 2-18-03

Okay, I guess I'll do this one at a time... I wish for a million dollars! Here you go. Cool, thanks! See, that wasn't so hard-- Hi, I'm with the IRS, and we're here to do an audit...

CC 171: The old joke (5) by Devin 2-18-03

Okay, let me wish for power then. I wish to be king of the world! DOWN WITH THE KING! STRING HIM UP! DOWN WITH THE KING! STRING HIM UP! I get the feeling you're doing this on purpose...

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Sadly, I'm back.

CC 171: No, It Wasn't Scripted...Really by umfumdisi 2-18-03

Oh, Santa, I wish Joe Millionaire would pick me. Well, since you've been a good girl and not appeared in any bondage films with Spankling, I'll grant your wish! Zora, even though I'm a big, lumbering doofus with no redeeming qualities other than my (nudge) $50 million inheritance, I choose YOU. And, uh, one more thing, I don't have $50 million. I barely have $50. I need to change my pants.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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And if it makes you feel any better, jes, you spelled plenty of other words wrong in your last few posts. :-)

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CC 171: The old joke (7) by Devin 2-18-03

Ten thousand FREAKIN' years, and to top it all off I have to get this jerk as my master! How do you sleep at night, knowing that you enslave-- Argh, I wish you would just shut up for a second! Okay, now-- --poor, innocent, and very cute genies for your sadistic purposes, huh? Do you have a heart? Why don't I rip open your chest and find out, huh?!

CC 171: The old joke (8) by Devin 2-18-03

A curse upon your houses! And your family! And your friends! And your pets! And you, oh yeah, ESPECIALLY you! I hope you wake up in the morning with your eyes gouged out by hungry-- DAMNIT, SHUT UP! I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Ah, finally, peace and qu-- vultures, and your scrotum bitten off by alligators-- no, no, make that DISEASED alligators!

CC 171: The old joke (9) by Devin 2-18-03

Alright, I don't like you and you don't like me. But I STILL have plenty of wishes left, and don't you forget that! And as your master, I wish for you to make me a sandwich-- ...I really should've seen that coming.

CC 171: The old joke (10) by Devin 2-18-03

What is your bidding, MASTER? Well, FIRST of all, I want you to change me back to my original form. How's that? This ISN'T my original form. You're absolutely right! Your original form is a zygote! Grr...

CC 171: The old joke (11) by Devin 2-18-03

You wanna play? Well, TWO can play this game! I wish for beautiful and gorgeous women! Let's see you screw THAT up! Eww, THERE'S that pervert who peeked at me while I was in the shower! Let's get him! We'll teach you a lesson, sicko!

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I hate to interrupt a quality series but

CC 170: Be care ful waht you rtypew for (thnkx Devin) by jes_lawson 2-18-03

Greetings Jes_Lawson! I, the Sentience Internet, choose to grant you OneWish status! Input your heart's desire and it shall be fulfilled! Bonus! I knew this day would come! " I wish..." Shortly... "Dear Sentience Internet. When I said I wanted to fcuk Drew Barrymore what I actually meant to type was ..." Hi John! Some superintelligent computer says you have some t-shirts for me?