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OMG GET IN A TIME MACHINE TOW WATCH HOME MOVIES YOU"VE SEEN THIS CARD 15 TIEMS!!!1
INSTEAD OF OUR CLEVAR ADN SUBVERSIVE HUMOUR HAEF THIS RADIOHEAD CONCERT SCHEDULE PLAYED OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!1
This comic is dedicated to Adult Swim, which occupies nine tenths of my life
NOW TO START KIKAIDER'S NEW RUN TWO DAYS EARLY JUST TO CIRCUMCIZE COWBOY BEBOP'S RUN AND HAVE YOU MISS THE LAST TWO EPISODES!!!!1

 

The official AS message board mods; the unauthorized biography
Some Official AS message board fucktard: OMG OMG KIKAIDER SUX0RS ADN SO DOES KANADA!!!!1 LISSEN 2 ME TALK B CUZ I WANT U 2!!!1
Aurochs: Yes, but...
Sorry, Aurochs, but your post has been deleted. I'm afraid it included the letters "Y" and "E" in the same post, which is a violation of AOL Time Warner policy.
This is...
Sorry, Aurochs, but your post has been deleted...well, because I'm bored. And because I can. The little gavel icon gives me that power.

 
I hate her so much.

 
*DIES IN A HORRIBLE CAR CRASH*
*hysterical crying* You never realize how good you've had it until it's gone. *sob* Asian Girl #2! I miss you so much!

 

Today's forum [purchaser] user is "Zealous Inuyasha fanboy"
OMG FLCL IS SO GAY IT DOSNT HAVE A PLOT ITS JUST A GIRL ON A MOPED HITTING A KID ON THE HEAD WITH A GUITAR FOR 3 HOURS!!!!!1
ACTUALLY THAT ONLY HAPPENED FOR THE 30 SECONDS I WATCHED BUT I HAVE TOO SHORT OF AN ATTENTION SPAN THAT I CANT WATCH ANYTHING BESIDES INUYASHA FOR MORE THAN 15 SECONDS!!!!!1
I MEAN FLCL SI A TEEN YOUTH DRAMA OMG HOW BORING INUYASHA COULD KIK TEH AS UF EFARY CARAKTER B CUZ FLCL SI BORIGN AND HE SI A DEMON!!!!1
AND IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE HELO ROBOTS DONT CUM OWT UF UR HED WEN U HIT URSELF WIT A GUTAR I TRIED AND IT ONLY HAS SIX EPISODE!!1 INUYASHA HAS 5,000 SO OBVIOUSLY IT"S BETTAR!!!1
U NO WAT ELSE SI DUM???/ BIG O I GOT MAD B CUZ TI REPLACED INUYASHA FOR SIX WEEKS HOW RUDE PLUS ITS DUM AND HAS A SILLY NAME AND THE PLOT MAKES MY HEAD HURT!!!1 SESHOMARU IS SO CUTE!!1
PLZ BRING INUYASHA BACK IT IS CURRENTLY OFF THE SCHEDULE THEREFORE ITS CANCELED 4 EVAR NDA I NEED INUYASHA TO FILL THE VOID IN MY LIFE!!1 MY ETNIRE LIEF REVULVES AROND IT I NAMED MY KID INUYASHA!!!!!1

 

Antonio Negri: Hey, I just wrote a new book.
Oh, shit! It's Antonio Negri! I'll act like I didn't see him.
Well, by wrote I mean I typed three-dozen meaningless words that I made up such as "Bio-Political", "Omniversal", and "Machinic" into a computer which generated random conjunctions and transitive verb
*Humming*
Buy Antonio Negri's new book! With that many words it must be smart!
I'll read a extract; "The post-modern omniversal machine man is a bio-political centaur of the empire, which is a plural reaction to the macrocosm which makes a singular a singular"
I hate you.

 

LORD OF THE RINGS IS RETARDED AND J.R.R TOLKIEN WAS THE REINCARNATION OF HITLER EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BORN BEFORE HE DIED!!!!1
RETURN OF THE KING IS MORE LIKE RETURN OF THE HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT WHO HAS SEX WITH CATS!!!1
ANTONIO NEGRI IS 500 TIMES BETTER THAN J.R.R TOLKIEN WHO SUCKED AND WAS DUMB!!!1
THE MATRIX WAS SO GOOD MY HEAD EXPLODE BUT RYAN DOESN'T LIKE IN BECAUSE HE'S A PRETENTIOUS FUCK AND J.R.R TOLKIEN SHAT ON A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER WHICH IS HOW HE WROTE LOTR
THE HOBBIT WAS A SPECTACULAR BOOK BUT LOTR WAS IT'S SHITTY SEQUEL AND FUCK FRODO BAGGINS WHO'S AN IMPOTENT PEDOPHILE WHO RAPES CHILDREN AND BABIES!!!!1
I'M BRAD AND RYAN LICKS THE FECES OFF OF HIS UNCLE'S CHEST THE PERVERT!!!12

 

arrandildocompany and andydougan
We make sophisticated, verbose, and clever comics
...take the shot.

 

I'm Will Ferrel I'm wacky and crazy and I think I'm an elf because I'm a moron
And I haven't been in anything good outside of Saturday Night Live, which sucked anyway and I love Santa and leotards and...
Not again!

 

...AKA more late-night melancholy self-deprecation
Nevin: I'm sick of American jingoism. I want to move to Japan or Europe.
Josh: Uhhh...why? They're just as decadent and corrupt.
Nevin: No, that's not true. They're really enlightened and progressive and everyone lives in Anarcho-syndicalist communes and they come gold.
The governments are just as authoritarian and bellicose, and their cultures are just as decadent and commercial.
Yes, but they invented manga and film noir.
You're a retard.

 

Guizot: I suck.
Marx: You suck.
I suck.
You suck.
I suck.
You suck so fucking much

 

I don't want to live. I want to stay here in the secure womb. Life out there is miserable. It's a dire world of corruption and darkness. Of death and disease. Of famine and poverty.
That may be true, but it's also a world of love and beauty. Would you rather take a chance and enter an exciting world or uncertainly, or stay in this boring womb and live a life of ennui?
Why, you're right! I want to live! I want to be born!
One traumatic and painfull birth inside a taxi cab later!
Life is beautiful! Now to live the short amount of it we all get to it's fullest!
Hey! You pay for cab ride!

 

Now to live life to the fullest!
*CHOMP*
...it's my favorite vice.
Brad, could you try to lay off the baby cannibalism? I'm a busy man.

 

*RAPES*
*RAPES*
*RAPES*

 

IF J.R.R TOLKIEN WAS A SECRET CHARACTER IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE, WHAT CHARACTER WOULD BE BE A CLONE OF?
ADOLF HITLER!!1
OMG GOOD ANSWER!!!!1

 

HOW MANY J.R.R TOLKIENS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT-BULB????/
HOW MANY???/
47!!1 1 TO SCREW IT IN AND 46 TO HAVE HOMOSEXUAL SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS!!!!!1
HA HA THAT JOKE MADE MY DAY EVEN THOUGH MY LEGS ARE LAME AND USELESS BECAUSE I'M CRIPPLED!!!!1

 

WHY DOES J.R.R TOLKIEN KEEP SHIT IN HIS POCKETS???/
WHY?>??/
FOR IDENTIFICATION
...I DON'T GET IT
OH I SEE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SHIT. HA HA!!11

 

DO YOU WANT A HISTORY LESSON???/
OH BOY YES I LOVE HISTORY!!!!1
WHAT UNIT WAS J.R.R TOLKIEN IN DURING WORLD WAR ONE??/
I DON"T KNOW WHAT???/
THE GERMAN-WOMEN RAPING 40TH
HA HA RAPE!!!1

 

WHY WAS J.R.R TOLKIEN CATHOLIC???/
IS THIS GOING TO BE A CHILD MOLESTATION JOKE??//
ACTUALLY NO
OK THEN WHY??//
BECAUSE HE MASTURBATED TO THE PICTURE OF JESUS DURING MASS
I'M CATHOLIC AND THAT OFFENDS ME

 

EnglishPigDog64: I LIKE THE PART WHERE THEY IMPLY THAT J.R.R TOLKIEN MASTURBATES TO A PICTURE OF JESUS
WHY DID GANDALF HAVE A WHITE BEARD AFTER HE WAS KILLED BY THE BALROG AND REINCARNATED IN THE SECOND BOOK???/
I DON'T KNOW WHY??//
BECAUSE J.R.R TOLKIEN CAME IN HIS BEARD!!11
...HOW DO YOU COME IN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S BEARD??//
IT'S A JOKE STEVE!!!1
OH OK HA HA THEN.

 

...in your neighborhood
WHY DOES NEVIN ZEHR THE AUTHOR OF THIS COMIC LIKE J.R.R TOLKIEN SO MUCH?//
I DONT KNOW. WHY??//
BECAUSE HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL AND J.R.R TOLKIEN GAVE HIM HEAD
OMG SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR HOW SOPHISTICATED
....WE HAVE AN EXTRA PANEL
I COULD WALK AWAY BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN LEGS BECAUSE SOME DRUNK MOTHER FUCKER SHATTERED MY SPINE AND NOW MY LEGS ARE AS LIMP AS SPAGHETTI NOODLES THAT CUNT!!!1

 

...all have very good taste because I'm on their favorite authors and I don't even know them so this comic is dedicated to them.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE MY J.R.R TOLKIEN IMPRESSION???//
OK SURE
Really...they fucking rock.
NO WAIT I CAN'T
WHY NOT???/
They're capital.
BECAUSE I HAVE A COLD SORE AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET GENTIAL HERPES
ALRIGHT HOW ABOUT IN THE ASS THEN???/

 

OH YES!!!1`
OH GOD!!!11
OW MY COLON!!!1
I'M HANDICAPABLE TONIGHT!!1
UHHH...THERE IS NO J.R.R TOLKIEN JOKE THIS TIME. IT HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO SNOW...PLEASE LEAVE...NOW!!!!1
I LOVE YOU

 

A message from the author
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...bubt tbhe bebst aubthor bof the tbwentith cbentury. H.G Wbelss! Tbotal hback! Abny one cban wribte about tibme trabvel or Mbartians.
Abyn Rabnd? Shbe wabnted sobme dbick. Fbrank Baubm? Pebdophile if I ever sbaw one. Obrson Wbelles? 1984 hbas pbast and nobne of thabt happebned. So in short...*gasp*..I'bm blbacking out!!1

 

A secret war is secretly going on in secrecy in the IMDB LOTR message board
OMG LOTR IS GAY ALL IT HAS IS BORING OLD GEIZERS WITH BEARDS TALKING 4 THREE HOURS TEH MATRIX IS COOL IT HAS BULLET TIEM AND KEANU REEVES IS THE BEST ACTOR EVAR!!!1
NU-UH KEANU REEVES IS A RETARD AND WAS IN THAT DUMBASS BUDDHA MOVIE AND LOTR IS BETTAR B CUZ ITS SO INTELLECTUAL B CUZ IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BRITISH PERSON ASSOCIATED WITH A UNIVERSITY!!!11
YEA WELL TEH MATRICKS SI RATED R SO WE CAN CURSE AND SHOW BLOOD AND THAT MAEKS IT KEWLS AND OSCAR OMG!!!1
YEAH WELL TEH MATRIX DOESNT HAVE AS MANY K3WL FITE SEENS WITH ORCS AND GOBLINS AND ARROWS FLYING *PEW PEW* MY MOM IS CALLING ME ITS TIEM 2 TAKE MY RITALIN!!1
I think you're ignoring the political undercurrent and cinematographic acomplishment of both films
WHAT ARE U A HOMO???/

 

*By Asian, he means Anglicized Asian cultures with European societies and popular culture, and by Anglicized Asian cultures with European societies and popular culture he means Japan and Hong-Kong
Hong-Kong kung-fu movies and samurai animes are sacred parts of Oriental tradition. By using elements from them in Kill Bill, he is defiling and trivializing the noble Asian* culture
I take spaghetti westerns, Ruroni Kenshin, and Film Noir from the 1940s very seriously, and obviously Quentin Tarantino doesn't. He thinks that movies are a form of creative expression.
Because Quentin Tarantino used elements from previous movie genres and epochs in Kill Bill, that piece is obviously complete and other plagiarism.
Also, Kill Bill is racist. It features antagonists who happen to be Asian, therefore it's racist and anyone who disagrees with me is a Neo-Nazi.
*INSIDE JOEK
Furthermore...hey, who put me in this trashcan?
Sorry man, but that's how we deal with trouble-makers here at the Little Grill.*

 

Oh no! Evil Russian Nazi werewolves are going to destroy the world because they're terrorists.
I know how to save the day! Let's strip and have lesbian sex with explosions in the background
I'm Lucy Liu but I'm a red-headed Caucasian female because there isn't an adult Asian female on this shitty website.
I'm a wacky black comedian who's like bling-bling and I have twelve cancelled sitcoms on Fox and in the last movie I was played by a completely different person.
Uncle Vern: See, the movie's a brilliant metaphor.
It's no School of Rock, I can tell you that.

 

Welcome back to Family Fued, on PAX, the channel for mentally crippled fundimentalist Christians. Today we have the Bush family. Who do you have with you, George?
I have my wife Laura, my father George, my mother Barbera, and my brother Jed.
Alright then. Name something you do when you first wake up.
Kill Iraqi civilians with depleted uranium-tipped bullets!
Show me "Kill Iraqi civilians with depleted uranium-tipped bullets"!

 

At the UN summit
Bush: Now that I've laid waste to Iraq and Afghanistan, does anyone want to help me pay to repair them? Because if you don't, you must hate democracy, you damned European hippies.
Koizumi: Excerrent speach, Bush-sama. Ret me preasure your pharrus.*
*POLITICALLY INCORRECT PORTRAYAL
Blair: I think I speak for the entire Liberal Party when I say I worship President Bush like some sort of dark war god, and I drink the blood of cats as a sacrifice to him.
Chirac: I didn't support the War in Iraq because I'm so liberal and cool. *caughandbecauseitwasn'tlucritiveformeandIwouldlosebillionsinoil* But I'm a better President than that NeoNazi would have been
To be continued...
Schroder: I support the war! I don't support the war! I'm a radical Leftist! Elect me! Now that I'm elected I'm a staunch conservative.
Jintao: Hi! I'm President of China! President Jiang...uh..."disappeared".

 

Bush: I support Israel as much as the American chief of state can without jeopardizing his comfortable relationship with Saudi Arabia.
Abd al-Aziz: Lick the oil off my cock.
Sharone: Israel is being victimized! About every six months a Palestinian jingoist successfully or unsuccessfully blows up a Starbucks, occasionally maiming or killing half-a-dozen people.
I believe that justifies defensive military action. (IE: Killing thousands of people)
Karzai: THE...USA...IS...GREAT...THE AFGHANI PEOPLE...ARE...GREATFUL...THEY...INVADED OUR...COUNTRY...AND...LIBERATED US FROM THE TALIBAN....IT'S SO GREAT...NOW...THE...WOMEN...CAN...WEAR...MAKE-UP...
Uh...sir, the wind blew down the Afghani parliament building again.

 

At the UN summit part 3 (I forgot to say that last time)
Aznar: Uh...Spain supports the war...I think...uh, I got to take off. If I'm late for my part time job, my ass is grass.
Ilescu: Blah! Romania supports the US too! Vhy? They get the oil, we get the blood! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Fair deal. No? (Yes, StripCreator didn't have a vampire graphic)
Putin: Well, Bush isn't listening to a word we're saying. Want to get wasted off of gasoline?
Chrieten: Do I?!?
Howard: The dingo ate my baby!
Simitis: Well...in Greece video games are illegal. Beat that.

 

Sey responds to a Help Wanted sign at the local Arby's
G'day mate. I really am from Britain. See, I have proof. I say things like "shag" and "wanker" and "old spice". I need a job, old spice. I need to refuel my child porn munitions.
Did I say child porn? I meant candy and flowers for my loving blonde girlfriend that I impregnated but she magically got an abortion and her father beat me up and she blew her brains out but she's OK.
So do I get the job?
Yeah, sure. Whatever. Just don't spit in the roast beef too much.
Great. So what will I be doing? Combating peeds in a secret under-cover espionage cyber-mission?

 

Welcome to Arby's. Can I take your order, you stupid Paki?
Paki? I'm Indian!
Oh, sorry. I'm too tired right now to tell you idol-worshipping sub-humans apart.
>:O
Oh, so now I'm a Neo-Nazi!

 

Hey, there's a biography of George W. Bush on Fox News.
Actually, by "Biography" I mean they bought the rights to the Disney movie "Hercules", and edited over the word "Hercules" so it said "George W. Bush", the word "Zeus" so it said "George H.W Bush"...
...the word "Hera" so it said "Barbera Bush" and the word "Megara" so it said "Laura Bush".
Also, I think they made that Satyr Karl Roves
You mean Danny DeVito?

 

SOME UPPITY CHRISTIAN JUT PTRANK CALLED MY HOUSE AND SAID HELL CONVERT MY ASS
SHUT UP
SHUT UP SON TELL ME TO SHUT UP ILL CONVERT YO AASS
CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES CHRISTIANS BELONG IN CAGES
SHUTUPYOUSTUPIDFUCKINGCHRISTIANGOTEHELLYOUSMELLLIKESHITFUCKYOUCHRISTIANCHRISTIANCHRISTIANCHRISTIANFUCKILLKICKYOUINTHEFACEFUCKCHRISTIANSFUCKCHRISTIANS
SHUT UP CHRISTIAN ILL KICK YOUR ASS? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SMELLY CHRISTIAN CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID THEY CALL EACHOTHER NIGGERS BUT THEY GET MAD WHEN ATHIESTS CALL THEM NIGGERS WHAT THE FUCK
STUPID FUCKING CHRISTIANS WHATTHEFUCK SHUT UP CHRISTANS
WHEN I GET OLDER AN FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE A MOTHER FUCKING BOMB, IM GONNA BLOW UP AND KILL STUPID FUCKING IGNORANT CHRISTIANS CHRISTIANS CHRISTIANS

 

 

Whoever made the props section was too busy having sex with his or her extended family to make a radio graphic, so instead the radio will be played by a phone.
Now to enjoy some refreshing sports commentary, because you know how much I, Nevin Zehr, love sports.
Welcome to Sports Zone on ESPN Radio!
Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler!
Goddamn!
Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! That concludes Sports Zone on ESPN radio! Stay tuned for Hitler Zone!

 

OuterSpaceKid: I hate anime!
Landstander: I hate anime!
Emily Wiggins: I hate anime!
Tif: WE HATE ANIME!
Why do you hate anime so much?
Because we also hate Jesus.

 

We must-ah do battle now!
Oh but your cock is so big!
Oh mama mia! You gotta pay for this-ah pizza!
I think I know a way I can pay it off!
That's-ah spicy meat-ahball!
PK Ass Rape!

 

Oh hey! Mike Drudge! I can't talk right now because...uh...I'm in labor...yeah...
OMG OMG RONALD REAGAN WAS A BETTAR PRESIDENT THAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN BUT CBS (WICH SI PART UF TEH LIBRAEL MEIDA) SI CRATING SLANDAR ABOT HIM AND HIS LOVING FAMILY WHICH IS MEAN BECAUSE HE HAS ALTZHEIMERS
OMG OMG JJIMMY CARTER AND HOWARD DEAN R AKTULLY DEMPONS SENT FRUM HELL 2 TRI 2 RUIN TIS CUNTRY ITS TRU U CAN FIND OWT TEH HOLE STORIE @ MI HARD-HITTING WEBSITE WWW.DRUDGEREPORT.COM ITS .COM B CUZ...
SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE DRUDGE!!!
... .ORG IS 4 HIPPIES AND HOMOS AND .COM IS 4 HOLESUM CAPITALISTS LIEK ME!!1 U KNOW I WAS TEH 1 TAHT FOWNED OUT BILL CLINTON HAD HIS DICK SUCKED IM SO GR8 AND CUTTING-EDGE!!!1

 

Hey, it's my old pal Adult Swim! Why are you covered in blood, Adult Swim?
Oh, I just came from horribly murdering Lupin III and Home Movies. Studies showed us that they were too sophisticated and clever for our revamped target demographic
Revamped target demographic?
That's right. After the cult sucess of the seemingly retarded show Inuyasha, we've decided to shoot for the 12-14 demographic instead of 18-35.
This means?
Our new name is Teen Swim. FLCL, Blue Gender, Trigun, and Kikaider have been replaced with back-to-back Inuyashas, Love Hina, and Ranma, and our original shows will now have a strong anti-drug message

 

 

Woah dude! We're stoned! We have the munchies and we're wasted, man, and like totally.
I have a jonesing for some pot which I smoke and I'm into The Matrix and Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young because I belong to the subculture of people who smoke pot.
Wow, look at this loaded gun. The evil drug marijuana has made me think that aiming the barrel at you and pulling the trigger is a good idea.
Ha ha, dude! I laugh a lot because I smoke pot.
I killed him but I don't care because pot has turned me into a Satanist and it also gave me cancer.

 

Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.
Everyone who died in the WTC attack was a practitioner of Greek love.

 

*EATS*
*RAPES*
*DIES OF A COMBINATION OF BEING EATEN AND BEING RAPED*

 

BUSH IS A GENIUS AND HOWARD DEAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL LIBERAL WHO WORSHIPS SATAN AL-QIUEDA (WHO IS WORSE THAN HITLER) OPERAIVES FOR A BRIEF PERIOD OF TIME MIGHT HAVE LIVED IN IRAQ WHICH JUSTIFIES WAR!!1
THE LIBERALS THINK HUMAN LIFE IS A CHOICE BUT IN REALITY IT SHOULDNT BE A CHOICE IT SHOULD BE UP TO THE GLORIOUS REPUBLICAN PARTY TO DECIDE WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE KILLED
AFFIRMITIVE ACTION IS RACIST TOWARDS BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE IT PUTS THEM IN COLLEGE LIBERALS HATE BLACK PEOPLE REPUBLICANS WERE THE ONES THAT FREED THEM BECAUSE ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A REPUBLICAN!!!11
LIBERALS R DUMB AND STUPID AND U ALL SUCK BECAUSE UR LIBERALS LIKE I USED TO BE BEFORE I WAS ENLIGHTENED!!11
FURTHERMORE POOR PEOPLE ARE STINKY AND SHOULD BE...
You know this is the Star Trek forum, right?

 

I'm Jack Nicholson, a good actor who took a lot of narcotics and decided falsely that it would be a good idea to audition for this piece of shit movie and got on a contract so now I can't quit.
Adam Sandler: Shit fart doody penis wedgie Shit fart doody penis wedgie Shit fart doody penis wedgie
*A parody of the movie, not the author's opinion
Let's beat up Buddhists!
I'm a dirty stinking Buddhist fuck that deserves to get beaten up. To all you kiddies out there watching, go to your local Buddhist monestary and beat the shit out of the goddamn chink Buddhists.*
Now we're best friends even though you royally fucked me over throughout the movie and made my life a living hell for the last four weeks.

 

In Russia
Would you like to eat a bagel? I would, because I'm a goddamn Jew!
Would you like to be cheap and not eat lobster or mayonaise? I would because I'm a goddamn Jew!
The moral of the story: Politically correct views harm nation
Would you like to have a hook-nose and for me to sell you diamonds and to kill Jesus? I would because I'm a goddamned ass-fucking Jew!
I'm an SS officer. I've come to kill you like you deserve to be you mother fucking sub-human yid kike.

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
That's a Nazi comic!
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
That's a Nazi comic!
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=tough_luck&ID=186056
That's a Nazi comic!

 

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