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What's your opinion on education?
I'm pro-ignorance, but I'm also pro-brainwashing.
What's your opinion on sex?
I'm pro-sexual repression.
What's your opinion on drugs?
I'm pro-misery.

 

What's your opinion on the enviroment?
I'm pro-ecocide.
What's your opinion on art?
I'm pro-socialist realism.
What's your opinion on embracing other cultures and life-style choices?
I'm pro-bigotry.

 

What's your view on Jesus Christ?
I'm pro-distortion of his philosophy.
What's your view on animal testing?
I'm pro-spraying hazardous chemicals in the faces of puppies and kittens.
Well how about vegetarianism and insecticide?
I'm pro-necrophogia and pro-food poisoning.

 

What's your opinion on Israel?
I'm pro-campaign of horror.
What's your opinion on President Bush?
I'm pro-election fraud, economic apocalypse, blood for oil, genocide, and embezzlement.
Well, what's your view on abortion?
Oh! I'm against that because it's unethical.

 

Christian Rock
OH LORD UR SO KEWL I CUD SIGN UF UR LOEV 4 EVAR LOL!!1
I STARTED A HEVY METAL BADN WE COMPLETELY OBEDIANT & RESIST AL WODRLY DESIERS WOW NHOW HARDCOERE
Hip-Hop sung by upper-class white people
IM A SKINHED WHO RAEPS HIS WIFE AND DOESNT AKCHUALLY RAP TO THE MUSIC I JUST TAKL SO I9M RILLY JSTU GVING A MONOLAWG 2 A SHITY SAPMLE!!1 OMGWTF!!1
Beck...wait. Beck's actually good. What the fuck?
Beck: ...Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?
Marylin Manson: Well, I balance out your existance.

 

X-box is the most powerful game system out there!
Yes, but does it have any good games?
Well...uhh...Rare games.
You mean the 2nd party company Nintendo sold to you?
Well...there there's also the game where you're an anthropomorphic cat janitor that can control the flow of time. GameFAQs gave it a 4 but I still think it's pretty good.
Also, the growing green light on your machine gave me eye cancer.

 

Hey...well...pot is bad, because if you were babysitting a girl, and she...uh...had a pool...and you were smoking pot instead of watching her there's a slight chance she'd drown in the pool.
Then wouldn't the irresposible thing in that scenario be not paying close attention to the girl, as apposed to getting high?
Yeah, well, they were ignoring her because they were too busy getting stoned.
Then I demand that state sponsored anti-drug ads be banned. Theoretically teenagers could be too busy watching them to take care of the children they're babysitting.
Yeah, well you're a Leftist who won't amount to anything because you'll succumb to the evils of marijuana.
Also the younger the theoretical victim is, the more conscientious you conservatives are. If they showed someone under the influence of weed blowing the brains out of a 80-year-old man few would care.

 

I want to eat healthier so I'm eating KFC.
KFC? Are you drunk?
It's low in carbohydrates.
It's high in fat and sodium though. In fact, it's the salty remains of a drugged sickly chicken fried in animal fat.
But zero grahams of carbohydrates!
We're fucking apes! We're supposed to eat carbohydrates!

 

Floating Red Dot: With our super-thin maxi-pads, you can now descretely wear them while wearing a thong!
How is that even physically possible?
Look, buddy. We're commercials. We lie. Lower your expectation of the human race and get on with your life.

 

itallics!
underlined font!
strike-through!
Spaces!
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Spaces!

 

Fuck you
Green text because I'm a hippie
Arnus sex

Arnus sex

I'm a fucktard
Most of these don't work...

 

Please ignore the last two comcis.
The author was just playing around
Please ignore the last two comcis.
The author was just playing around
Please ignore the last two comcis.
The author was just playing around

 

OMG LLO I GAEV BRAD 5 DOLARS VIA PAYPLA TAHT GIEVS ME ULITMATE AUTHORITY OEVR WHOS KOMICS OFISHULLTY SUXORS OLL!!1
JUST B CUZ I DIDNT LIEK HIS COMICS AND I HAEV ENUFF MONEY 2 DONAET 2 A WEBSIET THAR4 I HAVE BETAR TASTE THJAN EVER1 ELSE ROFL!!1
NOW AN UGLY :"0 STARZ" GRAFIC UNDARNETH HIS SN B CUZ 1 GUI WAS BOARD N VOATED 4 IT THAETS MI LOL!!1
LLOL NEVANS COMICS R 2 SOFISTIKAETD ADN INTELLAKSHAL 4 ME OMGWTF!!!1
MY FUR IS PINK BECAUSE I RAPE BONSAI TREES WIT CHOKLATE ON THE ROOTS!11
Zacharias: Well you'll have company soon because I'm giving all of the money in my piggy bank to Brad so I can be a donor only to abuse my powers by typing obscenities in Nevin's user comment box.

 

Nevin blocks Ryan
TEH MATRICKS SI CONFORMIST AND VACUOUS AND TEH LOTR SI SO INTELLECTUAL B CUZ IT WAS WRITAN BI A BRITISH PROFESSOR ROFLLOL!!!1
I disagree.
Oh, I also misspelled Zacarias' name in the last one. Sorry, next time I ridicule you I'll spell your name right.
OMG U HAEV A SLITELY DIFRANT OPINION ABOUT MOVIES THAN ME IM GOING 2 CITE 50 CRITICS AND 50 OF MY LAME FRIENDS FROM THE IMDB AND GAMEFAQS FORUMS TO TRY TO CONVINCE UR HEATHENOUS WAYS!!1
So? I don't care
BTU MOR PPL EXPRASD MY OPINUN THAN URS SO IM RITE U LOSE TEH DEBAET NOW CHAENG UR OPINUN NOW LOSER LOTR GOT 12 "A"S BUT MATRICKS GOT 4 "D"S HA HA IM RITE UR RONG AND I HATE UR NEW FONT AND U!!1
This hurts me more than it hurts you *blocks him*

 

El Chupa Cabra
El nino es saltando!
un gato un perro!
azul roja amarillo verde anaranjado!
Aye Carrumba! Arriba! Arriba! Ondele! Hasta La Vista Baby! Desperado bandito!
Juan Carlos I! Jose Maria Aznar! Fidel Castro! Vicente Fox Quesada! Los Luchadores! El Presidente!
Mejico!
Burrito! Nachos! Taco! Enchiladas! Casadea! Tortilla! Chille Reinos! Tornado! Margarita! Los Angeles! Nicaragua! Tequilla!
Jennifer Lopez! Uno! Dos Tres! Sombrero! No aceptamos cheques personales!

 

...Fuck Commercials part 4!
If you don't have what I want, where can I get it?
I'll tell you by raping a classic big-band era song! Everybody shops at eBay sometimes! Everybody shops at eBay now
Roger! Are you singing gay and jolly song parodies about the competitor again?
...Yes sir...
You're fired, Roger.

 

The return of Dan the Democrat.
Republicans are all fucking morons. That must mean that logically we democrats are brilliant!
No, that means you're also fucking morons, you're just less harmful to the well-being of the human race. Well, slightly.
The republicans are right. The media is liberal! It's simply because only smart educated people vote democrat and all news reporters are geniuses
I don't know what part of that sentence I should ridicule first.
Well you're not the brightest bulb in the box yourself. You still think communism works in practice. Don't you know it failed? It's like in that book Animal Farm.
Have you even read Animal Farm?

 

You have no taste!
Also, I hate Williams Street shows, Kevin Smith, Best In Show, Pixar movies, and I enjoy VeggieTales

 

[RETARDED COMIC]
Is this the StripCreator sado-masochist convention?

 

1945 in a Berlin bunker
Too bad we lost the war, huh Eva Brawn?
Yes, it's a horrible tragedy. We'll never purify the world.
Of course we will. Now help me put on this wig and lipstick.
Just a minute, I'm constructive dummies so the Soviets will think we killed ourselves.
There, now to move to America and become a collumnist. How do I look?
Even out your lipstick.

 

I misspelled "Eva Braun"
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
THE END
I misspelled "Eva Braun"
And they all lived happily ever after.

 

Roxanne!
Roxanne!
Roxanne!
Roxanne!
Roxanne!
You don't have to turn on the red light!

 

The author is in a crappy mood for reasons he doesn't want to go into. So he's going to make a bunch of comics ridiculing Brad
I'm assimilating you into the StripCreatortrix because I like to eat little children not unlike the witch in Hansel and Grettle
Well...don't.
Me?
Me too.
Mr. Anderson!
This is a retarded comic idea. And I know kung fu.

 

PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
PolyvinylEllip: Is there a "Rape a nun" campaign?
Nocturne Calypso: Jay Leno: My chin is the prime minister of Djibouti

 

Nocturne Calypso: OMG SEND TEH MEDDEL HOEM TO UR WIDOW THEN FUK HER
Red Bull gives you fellatio!
Freedom Tickler
I'm listening
...Why did I make this comic again?
Oh yes!
*suck suck*

 

Admiral Akbar: There's a new Star Wars game out!
It looks identical to the last twelve Star Wars games. Does anyone even give a shit about Star Wars anymore?
Well...Imperial Walkers do have a weakness...slice 'em in the gut or I'll be sending your medal to your widow!
What do you want from me?
I want you to sign this petition saying that you know I'm a convicted child molester and that you don't mind that I'm moving in next door.
Only if you say "It's a trap".

 

*Smooch* *Suck*
Oh God yes!

 

Random Donor Fucktard who thinks his shitty comics are better than everyone else's shitty comics: OMG RYAN'S COEMICS R UNSPEKABLI SHIT ROFLLOLL!!!1
That's not even coherent sentance structure...you're using a noun as if it was an adjective.
OMG LLOL UR COMOICS R UNSPAKLIBY SHIT & DAPRASSING LMAO IM SO CLEVAR JSTU LIEK MY BRILIANT DONOR COMIKS (WITCH R BETTAR THAN RYANS B CUZ I PAID MONEY TO BRAD AND SUCKED HIS COCK)
Just because you're too much of a conformist twat to appriciate Ryan's comics doesn't mean you have to act like the total penroku wanker you are.
UR POMPOUS USE UF BRITISH ADN JAPANESE COLLOQUIALISM R UNSPAKABLI SHIT ROFUL

 

Nevin's mother: Go to bed when I tell you to because you're a minor and I own you legally which makes you my property.
Hail Hitler Hail Hitler
[THIS COMIC IS CRUDE]

 

In the future, French people don't have penises
OMGWTF FASSINAETIGN TEL ME MOR B CUZ I HAEV SECKS WIT CATS ROFL!!!1
Also in the future, the board game Trouble is an olympic event.
OMGWTF FASSINAETIGN TEL ME MOR B CUZ I HAEV SECKS WIT CATS ROFL!!!1
You're drunk, aren't you?
OMGWTF FASSINAETIGN TEL ME MOR B CUZ I HAEV SECKS WIT CATS ROFL!!!1

 

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Chirac, the entire French nation is worse than Hitler because you disagree with me.
We didn't feel like it.
Well I'm forcing you to feel like it because I'm Jesus and as president of the United States I'm automatically the smartest person in the world and right about everything.
The French government likes killing Muslim babies, we just weren't in the mood at the time.
Well...my hat's cooler than yours.
As if.

 

The two combatants exchange glances
*wins because he's cooler*

 

I'm wearing four layers of socks.
Wait, how come I represent Sean and you represent Kevin when your character actually looks like Sean and my character actually looks like Kevin?
Because our characters were chosen at random by the drunk author
Well, we're switching.
I'll do whatever you say, Sean, because I'm the bitch in our Sado-Masochistic homosexual relationship.
I liked being the Drow better.

 

 

 

 

 

I just realized in a comic I made a month ago that I meant to say "George Orwell" but instead I said "Orson Welles"
Auto response from NinjaUltima X: Gone.
That was a mistake
Auto response from NinjaUltima X: Gone.
If any of you catch that, ignore it
Auto response from NinjaUltima X: Gone.

 

Welcome to the new reality show on FOX, Mandatory Sex Island!
If you insist.
Oh, you appear to not be wearing pants. Please allow me to take your erect phallus and stick it in my vagina, and then gyrate my hips until we both have an orgasm.
And now a message from Rupert Murdoch
As a wholesome Christian family-man, I object to the Leftist smut that I'm providing you with. That's why I'm created a fanatically slanted news channel that's saturated with right-wing tirades
Freedom of Speech? Is it a threat to this glorious democracy we live in? For commentary, we now turn to Fred Smith, of the first church of George W. Bush.

 

This isn't Necrophiliacs Anonymous!

 

http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
That's a Nazi Store!
http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
That's a Nazi Store!
http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
http://cafeshops.com/rightwingstuff
That's a Nazi Store!

 

DianaGohan: ROFL OMG FAEK ADUT SWIM NEWS: FUCK POOPY IM SO CLEVAR ROFL OPMG HA HA ROXOR LLO IM WAKY AND BRAK AND IM AS TALENTED AS WILLIAMS STREET
ADN NOW TEH FAEK CARDS I MAED INSTAD UF TRANSCRIBING THE RAL ONES OMG ROFL U CANT TEL WATS CRAP I MAED UP AND WAT ISNT ROFLLOLWTFOMG!!!!!11111
You know you're not funny.

 

Fuck veterans.

 

FUCK ME
Congradulations, Ching-Chong, on your re-election as King of China.
You're an inspirational leader. You can expect financial support from the nation of Japan. Also, take some bonsai trees.
...Were you the guy my dad vomited on?

 

I wrote this comic in my sleep. I'm not joking. I'm serious.
Go back to France you pinko hippie!
...OK...
In Paris
Wow, this is a really nice place to live. Much better than America. I'm glad that woman gave me the idea.

 

This is Pizza Hut. Can I take your order?
Hey, I'd like to order a calzone.
Oh, you must mean the Pzone. We have three types, regular, meat loves, and pepperoni lovers.
Do you have Veggie Lovers?
What are you, a communist?

 

Dr. Phil
Shape up!
...
...
Hair up!
:(

 

Drilling in Alaska? Negotiating with the Sauds? Starting wars? All for an enviromentally depricating and dangerous source of fuel.
Cars arwe dangerous anyway. They pollute the air. They go at dangerous speeds while beng powered by an explosive fuel. The whole traffic system is chaotic.
Cars are a threat to human lives, they cause extreme stress, and they're extremely expesnive.
OMGWTF ENVIROMENTALIST!!!11

 

I think the Israeli government is guilty of committing various atrocities.
And the best way to solve this Israeli-Palestinian conflict is with negotiations and compromise, not war.
OMGWTF ANTI-SEMITE!!111

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