evil_d

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

evil_d

(made me pee)

Evil D(ick)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Eeeeeeeeevil. D.

Voting Update

Round 1: Brycekain pulls one back to make it 4-3 to KKP with six people still to vote.

Round 2: Evil_d races into a 5-1 lead, needing two more votes to clinch it.

And with Matchbook_Romance's vote, evil_d is now winning 6-1 and needs one more vote to clinch it.

Round 3

HCRoyall vs crabby

We're going way back into the past for this one, all the way back to CC34.

Comic Contest 100010 (4th June 2001, hosted by current Comic Cup champ gabe_billings, won by boorite)

1. Use an animal in your strip somewhere. Elephant, Toothgnip, etc. Whatever. Just once is enough, but more would be just ducky.
2. Stealing Obi's idea, your comic must contain a line from a Johnny Cash song. Obscure is fine, just mention the song it's from when you post your strip.
3. Use the word 'manboobs' in your strip at least once.

Go!

My fault. My other vote goes to Brycekain.

Sorry for delay

KKP

Neo11

CCXV: I Wrote a Book No One Will Read. Vote For Me. by crabby 5-09-15

When I was just a baby, my momma told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns, but I shot a man in Reno... Just to watch him die. Is that true? Is this an admission of guilt. I'm sorry. I don't know why I led with that. I guess I just wanted to seem cool and edgy for my first day of college. This is the unemployment office. Yeah, well, I was going to be an English Major so I figured I'd just skip the middle man. I'm sorry, but your manboobs aren't eligible for any benefits.

My votes go to:

KKP

and

Neo11

Voting Update

Kevin_Keegans_Perm leads BryceKain 6-4 

Neo11 has pulled a few votes back, evil_d now leads 6-3

Comic Cup by HCRoyall 5-11-15

I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE! IT BURNS! BURNS! BURNS! THAT RING OF FIRE! That's the strangest thing I've seen since the guy with the talking manboobs two months ago. I never understood performance art.

My votes are for KKP and evil_d.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Whilst getting Johnny Cash stuck in my head is always a good idea, and I also have no idea what the fuck Performance Art is about , Manboobs and Unemployment are things I have direct experience of.

So my vote goes to Crabby

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

well, i do understand what performance art is.

AND talking manboobs

i vote for HCRoyall pain the ass

My vote goes to.... Johnny Cash!

Awwww just kidding.

HCRoyall get's my vote.

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https://www.porternotes.com

I'm giving my nod to crabby.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

evil_d progresses to the next round.

I vote for crabby, who submitted a very crabbyesque comic.

I predict that in 70 years, the word crabbyesque will have overtaken kafkaesque in frequency of usage.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I  didn't get either comic so I tossed a coin....it came up CRABBY!

My round 3 vote goes to Crabby

VOTING UPDATE

KKP still leads Brycekain by 6-4. I'm starting to suspect ArtemisStrong and UnknownEric won't be showing up on the site any time soon, so should we call this a win for KKP, or give them more time?

evil_d  has defeated Neo11 by 7-3.

crabby has raced into a 5-2 lead over HCRoyall, but it could still swing back the other way so get your votes in...

Round 4

Matchbook_Romance vs Porternotes

The random number generator has come up with a topical round.

CC 310: Come on MySpace!!! - (5th January 2006, hosted by RedfeatheR, won by The_young_scot with some photoshopped comic we can't see now, but which crabby thought was "Horseshit").

CC: 310 will concern the scourge that is MySpace. Man, woman, young, old, gay, not sure. Over Forty-Seven Million people... There's no denying that it's no longer a fad… even if you hate it. The addition of MyMusic has melded with iTunes for links to music videos, songs, and albums. Yes, if MySpace were a girl, she'd be pregnant from me riding her by now

I don't know what that last bit means. Make a comic about MySpace. 

Go!

I wanted to go with Crabby, but the Johnny Cash song did it for me. My vote is HCRoyall on this one.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

kramer_vs_kramer wrote:

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crabby has raced into a 5-2 lead over HCRoyall, but it could still swing back the other way so get your votes in...

 

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I'm here. Forgot I actually had to vote. Will be back on later to do so.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

May the best stripper win Porternotes.

Hate Me or Just Like Me by Matchbook_Romance 5-12-15

Remember the good ol' myspace, xanga, and AIM days? Yes I do. Those sites definitely paved the way for people to be more addicted to the internet. I feel like those places gave a public forum for people to complain about their lives, show off what they've done, and trick people into thinking that they're "deep." That's true. I'm glad all that "Look at me! I'm important!" stuff has passed. But... Hey, can we take a picture together? I don't have a group selfie with a rooster. More likes for me!

Also, my vote goes to carbby.